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Knife unbox> Vore Fetish Posted 9 years ago
Vore may still be my main fetish but nothing gets me harder, quicker then unboxing a butterfly knife in CS:GO.

GG valve

Praise are lord and savior Gabe Newell.
How To Play Noob In Team Fortress 2. Posted 9 years ago
Step 1: Change your name and profile pic. Example: C0ryTheCr33per,a creeper face as your profile pic.
Step 2: Clear one of you sniper loadouts so you have the following: All default weapons or the machina as a primary, The mercenary badge. (Gibus/pyrovision are optional)
Step 3: Act like you've never played the game before in your entire life and act out the kind of persona you've switched to. Example: If your disguise is centered around minecraft, act like a minecraft fan.
Step 4: Find a valve server.
Step 5: Accuse people of hacking if you get killed
Step 6: Flip your absolute shit on someone if they make rude remarks about what your disguise will represent. Example: Minecraft.
Step 7: Shit-talk and taunt every time you get a kill. (Spamming Chat...
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