(3:58 PM) vorgas: hey so uh

(3:58 PM) vorgas: theoretically

(4:00 PM) notanalt: yes?

(4:01 PM) vorgas: okay so im not sure how to say this

(4:01 PM) vorgas: would you believe me if I told you

(4:01 PM) vorgas: uhh

(4:02 PM) notanalt: if you told me what?

(4:07 PM) notanalt: hello?

Gwwrrmmm.


The jogger looked down at her flat stomach, frowning as it begun to cry out for food. She had just eaten breakfast an hour before she started her run… but she was already starving. Maybe… isn’t there usually a hot dog stand down this way? She didn’t want to stop her run, but that could be quick enough to eat on the go!

Her stomach let out a defiant growl.

…But,