REINCARNATED
 
A rat. I came back as a rat! Poetic justice I assume, since in my human life I had fed literally hundreds of rats to my pet Burmese Python. Someone somewhere has quite the sense of humor I suppose. Oh, and not just any rat. A big plump male feeder rat, and I am sitting here in a cage with my feeder rat buddies, waiting to see who comes in to buy us, and what each one of our fates are.
 
It's odd, I can still think just like a human b