The following is a commission done by  ecchipandaa on a November Artslave. Yeah, I know already.

It should have been a normal high school day for a normal high school student like Asa Mitaka, but normality was impossible in the world she lived in. And it was certainly impossible for her to ever be normal given the fact she was sharing her body with the War Devil. Especially more so now given a certain recent event.

“I hate this…” Asa thought walking through the hallway, every step announced with a clap from her backside. Ever since Yoru came up with a plan that would supposedly help the two of them triumph over Chainsaw Man, Asa had been feeling less and less assured about it. Not just for the fact she was now technically a cannibal for eating other humans, but for the fact that it turned out humans were quite heavy on the calorie side of things and a girl like her wasn’t that active.

Meaning all those unburned calories had to stick around somewhere.

“What are you looking so glum for?” Asa didn’t stop as she knew who the voice belonged to. She glanced to her side and there was the War Devil, Yoru, walking beside her looking like her perfect mirror image. Or rather, her former perfect mirror image.

“Because your plan isn’t working, Yoru,” Asa replied under breath. “Nothing I have fits anymore and everyone can’t stop looking at me!”

“The plan just started Asa, we haven’t had a chance to come across Chainsaw Man yet,” Yoru replied with slight annoyance. “Besides, all that attention might get you some lovers we could turn into weapons for me. And shouldn’t you like this? You get to have blubber like some of those aquatic animals you like.”

“This isn’t blubber, Yoru! It’s fat!” Asa could feel her anger spike. “Blubber is what marine mammals have to regulate their body’s temperature and assist in their buoyancy. Fat is-”

“Okay, okay, we just need to drop you in a pool or something, got it,” Yoru interrupted with a glance to the side.

“No, it’s not that simple! Humans do not have the ability to produce blubber! It’s not in our-”

“Okay, okay, fine, Ms. Land Whale, you win,” Yoru stated. “But think of it like this, with an ass like this,” Yoru smirked and gave Asa’s backside a ripple creating slap! “That Denji Boy will be ours. Especially when you drop it on him.”

“H-Huh?” Asa blinked. “What do you mean drop on him?”

“I mean like…” Yoru paused as if trying to recall a crucial aspect to her argument. “Um… what’s that one thing you humans are into? Like… sitting on faces or whatever?”

“That’s gross!” The disgust on Asa’s face and in her voice were obvious. “How could anyone be into that? You’d have trouble breathing, you could probably even suffocate! Not to mention who wants a butt smothering their face? You’d have to deal with the smell too and-”

Nothing really changed as the two moved on, having the conversations only they could hear that barely went anywhere. Truly the most dangerous enemies Chainsaw Man could ever have.

Asa Mitaka and Yoru belong to Tatsuki Fujimoto.

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