HI EVERYONE!!! THIS IS SUSAN MERRYWETHER ALONG WITH MY CAMERAMAN CHAD RETURNING TO THE FIELD AFTER THE SHOCKING GIRAFFE FEEDING INCIDENT GONE WRONG AT THE ZOO LAST WEEK SENT ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!! (I swear I'm getting eaten by everything these days!) I'm reporting live downtown after we received reports that a GIGANTIC GODZILLA LIZARD LADY was heading this way! Surviving witnesses report CHAOS and MAYHEM as the BIG BREASTED BEAST with an even HUNGRIER BIG BELLY started eating everyone in sight! We have no idea where she came from or how this got started, but she shows no sign of stopping either!

Are you getting all this incredible footage Chad? I mean just look at those massive titties! They must be the size of a car or something! I can't believe I'm saying this, but dang she looks good devouring everyone! Am I allowed to say that?

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