It had been a few months since I had to clean up the joggers massive manure pile. Since then a lesbian couple moved in down the street. I didn't like them, they were mean, rude and nasty neighbors. On more than one occasion I watched as they littered their soda cans and trash out the windows of their car. They were also some of the most overweight people I've ever seen. They were round, and the only ways I knew they were female, were their saggy fat breasts and longish hair. They had super fluffy stomachs that hung down to their knees. And their asses are so enormous that if they sat down on someone a missings person's report would need to be made. I never cared to get their names.
Today, however was a new day, but like always I started it by looking out of the windows, usually for wild life that came around and hoped for the wonderful jogger. As usual though my sight was blocked as the two tubby women doing their morning 'walk', where they would walk a block down turn around and go back. When they first moved in I tried to talk to them, they shrugged me off and practically spat in my face, insulting me because I wasn't fat myself and therefore didn't adhere to body positivity culture. Though I didn't even mention anything, I was just trying to introduce myself and be friendly.
As they walked they and their morning soda's, bottles of them. As one finished, she casually tossed it in my yard. I would go out and yell at her, but it usually ended with them ignoring it or worse adding to the trash with insults and threats.
Then, I saw her, the brunette angel of a woman. Her hair done in the typical ponytail. Her nice breasts, held neatly in a pink sports bra. Her belly shown, nice and toned, with a small layer of pudge just barely covering her abs. Her hips wide and her ass bouncing rhythmically in her blue booty shorts.
As she ran, she tried to run in the yard, out of the way of the two women coming from the opposite direction.
Then in slow motion, I watched it all. One of the fat women purposely side stepped, stuck her leg out and tripped the jogger. As both fat women looked down and sneered and by the looks of it insulted the brunette, I saw visible anger in the jogger. As the angel stood up, she grabbed at the one who had tripped her...
*gulp*
I watched as the jogger stuffed to woman's head in her throat and swallowed. (This is my favorite part)
As the first woman was starting to be swallowed, deforming the brunettes belly, the other one attempted to run. Though she looked like a penguin waddling, as her terror of seeing her partner swallowed took hold. The lesbian only took five steps before she fell, and practically rolled further than she ran.
By now the jogger had swallowed all of the first woman, the fat chick was three times her size. The brunettes belly was inches away from the ground as she barely managed to walk, but still faster then the potential escapee. With a nimblness not expected she grabbed the other obese lady. And just as before swallowed her whole.
Then another miracle happened. The jogger was so full, she sat down, in my yard. Her legs cradling the massive gut, now stuffed with bowling ball like ladies. I saw this as my chance, and went out to go talk to her. As I opened my door and approached her, she turned her head an looked at me.
"OH no, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize anyone was watching me. Please don't call the police." She started to get red in the face.
"It's OK, I never like them." I pointed to her belly, "besides I already helped out before." I eyed the tree where there had once been a spectacular amount of fecal matter piled up.
This caused her to get even more red.
"I'm so sorry..."
"HI so sorry..." I introduced myself.
"OH, I'm Adison, though you can call me Adi." She smiled a but at the terrible dad joke.
"Well Adi, would you like to come in and have some coffee?"
"OH yes, you're so sweet."
"Let me help you, that looks heavy."
I helped her up and walked her back into the house where she sat and we talked over some coffee. All the while her belly churned away at the massive women. They screamed and cried and pleaded, hurled insults and threats, but it was all muffled and Adi and I couldn't care less about their digestive demise.
After a few hours though...
*gglkugggkkk*
Adi out her hand in her stomach.
"Ugh, fatty food always goes right through me and gives me such a hard time on the way out." She said plainly before blushing, "sorry that was probably TMI."
"OH, it's fine, after all, I had to clean up after you already, and if I had to say, it wasn't the worst thing ever."
Adi raised her eyes and as she tried to speak again.
*bblkurrrbb*
*BBBBFFFDDDRRRTTTTT*
Her bowels lurched as she released her intoxicating gas.
"OH my, they really want out now." She said sternly, the pain of holding it back now evident.
"Sure, umm, if you want the back yard I guess... I don't think my plumbing can handle it." I suggested, trying to play it cool.
She got up, and hurried to the back door, where she fumbled with the lock before quickly exiting and finding another tree.
Once again, I discretely watched as she pulled down her pants and panties. Giving me a full view of her glorious ass. Her gut hanging down low as she turned to see me, her assets swaying. I thought for sure she would be pissed as she found out I had been watching her. Then something unexpected occurred. She wiggled a finger, beckoning me to come out.
As I walk out of the door she smiles.
"Do you like watching hot women shit?" She smiled.
I blushed before I sheepishly nodded, unable to speak.
"Well don't be shy, I have a whole lot to expel, and you can have a front row seat." Adi turned her ass toward me again.
She looked behind her, over her shoulder, flipping her hair out of the way. Then she reached back, and spread her ass, pulling her oversized ass cheeks apart.
"Do you like that?" she said, "NNHHGG"
*PPHHFFRRRRTT*
Her puckered butthole flexed as it released some gas.
"Awe, it blew you a kiss." She giggled as she watched me stare at her behind.
*BBRRRAAAPPFFFTTT*
"NNNNNNNGGG, OH GAWD, WHY ISNT IT COMING OUT!!?!?" She practically screamed.
*FFFRRETTTT*
I watched as her oily hole continued its attempt, though I could see the brown and black mass inside her rectum. It inched ever slowly towards the exit, I watched in anticipation as I smelt the rotten waste.
"Man... NNNGGGG... Fat people always do this... GGGGRRRRRTTTT, I swear they're so inconsiderate on the way out." Adi complained.
She reached even deeper into her dough ass, grabbing a hold of her brown rim, stretching it with her fingers. My eyes grew wide, but not as wide as her anus started to gape. She moaned a little as she forced it to be 4 ft wide. It was still growing, but the first bit of the shit was starting to emerge. I saw it the sun glinting off of a few shiny, wet bits of digested chicks, reflecting into her ass. The turd was a solid mass, spherical. There were white chunks in the orb.
"HHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGG"
*FFFRRRBBBTTTRRRRRRRSSSTTTRRRBBBLLRRRTTT*
With a loud grunt and an even louder fart, she rolled the Boulder out of its cave.
*SSPPLLUURRDDDD*
A wet sloppy thud, as the bottom of the mass deformed from the weight of itself. I watched as it steamed, the smell earthy and pungent like before, but even more lovely since I was so close.
*sighs*
"I swear my anus was about to tear in half." She groaned in relief as she looked back at me, her face red in effort.
I just stared at her over stretched asshole, as it slowly started to shrink, bits of scat coating it in the forming wrinkles.
"Hey, weird ask, but since you seem to enjoy the view and smell, do you mind wiping me back there, you know, since you can see it." She blushed.
Without another beat, the invitation was accepted as I ran back into the house and got some toilet paper. Thinking quick I got some body lotion too.
While I was gone she shifted away from her rock of scat, giving me free access to her still spread ass. She smiled as she saw me, regripping and holding her cheeks apart.
As I bounded back out to her, still bent over slightly, catching her breath, I saw her hole was nearly finished at shrinking to normal. I quickly tore a bit off the new roll of paper and started to gently press it to her brown eye.
"SSSSS, That's sore." She groaned as if having a wound cleaned.
I carefully dapped the paper, only scraping it across her delicate sphincter when necessary. Slowly I turned the white paper brown, and wadded it up. I tossed the soiled paper onto the ball of shit that was currently next to me.
As I started to grab and wipe the rest off, I heard a familiar sound.
*FFSSSSSSHHH*
*ssppplllttt*
There, inches from my face, her bladder began to release. The golden rain landing on the grass below it. I paused, mid wipe. Adi turned, biting her lip either pleasure at the release, or maybe it was because I had my finger against her rectum. It was one of the sexiest views if her face ever, as she looked hot biting her lip, her ass like a hill and her face the setting sun behind it.
*sspputtter*
As the stream sputtered out, she looked back at me, this time a shine in her eye.
"Mind cleaning my pussy too?" She winked.
As I finished with her butthole, I tossed aside the dirtier paper. Eagerly I grabbed a new one, delicately I pressed it up to her snatch.
"AAAHHH, YEAH" She moaned, as I rubbed it slightly.
I could feel the warmth of the liquid sour the paper. I was able to dry her honey pot. I tossed the now yellowish paper with the rest. As I set the roll down, I felt the bottle of lotion I had grabbed, remembering what I was going to use it for.
Adi was about to bend lower and hike her shorts up, so I had to act quick.
*ssshhhddd*
I pressed some out, this made her pause briefly. Then I started to move my hand close to her rectum.
"EEEEEEPPPPP SSSSSS Aaawwwwww..." Her surprised gasp was quickly replaced by a sigh of relief.
I rubbed her oily hole with the lotion, making sure to coat all of the redness of it being stretched. As I finished that, I expanded outwards, rubbing it onto her ass cheeks.
"My my, you are enjoying this, but I'm not complaining, I am too..." she grinned looking back at me.
I looked between her legs, her pussy was wet, this time it wasnt urine.
Her doughy skin was tender and easy to maneuver as I kneaded it. Back and forth her nice posterior moved as my hands lathered in the cream.
Once I was done, she turned around, not even bothering to pull her panties up.
"Hold on, you gotta finish what you started."
*clap*
Her massive butt cheeks closed as she let them go, her hand found its way to my head, as I was on my knees. Then she pulled me in close, closer then.
"MMHHHMMM" I tried to speak, but my face was pressed into her womanhood.
"Come now, should be nice down their, huff." She moaned as I tried to speak.
After a brief moment of surprise did I start to suckle on her clit. I inserted my tongue and rolled it around. Silently, I was saying the alphabet.
"OOHHH yeah, that's the spot. KLYYAAAAA" Her moans of pleasure were getting loud, it was a good thing there was a high fence.
As she started to get wetter and wetter, I continued from the alphabet to numbers.
"Yes... OH GGAAAWDD!!!" She pushed harder on my head.
Her orgasm gushed cum out of her slit, coating the lower portion if my face. I looked up, past her bra to see her looking up, one hand was squeezing her left boob, a way to hold on to something. I had only counted to twenty.
*gulp*
I swallowed her salty fluid, or at least the bit that wasn't dribbling down my chin and onto the piss soaked ground.
As her hormones settled, she released my head.
"That was amazing... sweety, I'll have to eat the neighbors more often. Or maybe we can make this official, you and me." She smiled.
I stood up, using another piece of toilet paper, I cleaned my face. Then I reached down, and swept it across her pussy and the sticky thighs.
"Anytime... honey..." I winked at her, still catching my breath from being nearly suffocated by the wonderful snatch.
She bent down and hoisted up her panties, then her shorts.
"Well, gotta run... literally, I have to finish my jog." She shrugged.
I walked her back into the house, we waved our goodbyes after deciding a breakfast date for tomorrow would be nice, perhaps our new tradition. As she left, I went back to the yard, looking at the Boulder of scat.
It was round, mostly, with lots of lumps. There were clumps of hair, some even dyed purple from on of the ladies' highlights. The other was medium length hair, all scatter throughout. Then the closer I looked I realized something. Their skeletons were practically whole. It would be nearly impossible to identify that off first glance, but their spines were tangled together, caught up in each other's ribcages. Bones left unbroken criss crossed and their skulls were nearly pressing against each other, only a layer of shit between them. No wonder it was a sphere, two fat women churned directly into a heaping crap.
I thought back to the recent encounter with Adi, there wasn't a single ounce gained on her body since when I saw her jogging to just now. She literally churned them to feces, then again, they were always a waste of space. I'll have to ask her about it tomorrow.