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... you'd better beg for mercy, 'cause the mischief of Ol' Scratch has wormed its way into Brienda's heart and there'll be no stopping her. Think you can fight? Don't bother, her eldritch powers could give Cthulhu a run for his money. Think you can run? Hah, she'll teleport behind you, towering overhead like a massive mountain of womanhood. If Brienda is determined to have some fun, she'll have her way and the whole world will shudder under the weight of her pranks (and that behemoth booty).
Think this is outta left field? Well, Brienda may be the serious, short-tempered librarian of the Obscurium nowadays, but when she was a younger, Brienda was rather the mischievous brat. Not only did she crave attention, positive or negative, but pranks were Brienda's way of getting revenge. See, Brienda was the 'weird kid' growing up. She collected animal skulls, talked to people that weren't there, took photographs of everything and everyone. The other kids hated and feared her in equal measure. So by pulling pranks, Brienda's enemies got their just desserts and she found a way to wipe away the hours of boredom and isolation.
Only, Brienda's idea of 'pranks' weren't quite as harmless as whoopie cushions in chairs or throwing pies in someone's face. She'd go to great lengths to ensure her enemy's eternal humiliation, such as tricking people to swim in pools of worms, replacing water balloons with paint balloons during school rallies, everything. Once, Brienda even convinced the head cheerleader that she'd transform into a monkey unless she acted like a monkey in front of the whole school! Heck, forcing people to pay for pizza deliveries they didn't want were the gentler jokes.
That's not counting the times Brienda's eldritch powers acted on their own without her knowledge. More than once, Brienda's enemies awoke to find their hair replaced with tentacles or bats swarming in their closets. Stuff that haunts folks for years to come.
It was only after high school that Brienda reined herself in. Partly because her eldritch powers grew too strong to freely abuse, partly after a rather life-changing adventure through the Dreamlands and the horrors therein, and partly to become a woman her family could respect. Still, even in college, Brienda pulled a prank or two... even if that just meant dropping a prissy upperclassman through a portal straight into her greedy gullet. And nowadays, while Brienda carries herself with more dignity, she can trick folks if the mood takes her. Just pray it doesn't mean winding up on those thicc, thicc hips~
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Hey, all! Sorry for the recent silence on my end. While moving family and house is finally complete, I'm currently catching up on projects that fell to the wayside during that transition period. Got 5-6 stories in the oven at the present time, such as Chapter 3 to "I Won't Say Its Love" and the final chapter to "Cleaning Up Luna Nova." Not only that, but there's some artwork I'm dying to share, just gotta write the drabbles/stories to accompany them first. This piece was simply one that didn't exactly demand a full-length fic, you know?
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Art by the breathtakingly brilliant batbrain
Posted by Knightrider43 9 months ago Report
BEEG Girl!!
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 9 months ago Report
The biggest (and densest)!
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Posted by Knightrider43 9 months ago Report
YEH!!!
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Posted by Llyn 9 months ago Report
yee
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 9 months ago Report
Figured that posting this now, while you’re trying to build attention to your new Discord and collect commissions, would be the way to go.
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Posted by thequietmanno1 9 months ago Report
Goddamm I love her design. Always makes me wonder how she gets into cars though...
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 9 months ago Report
You ever see those old cartoons where someone gets upset at a tiny car? The protag curses out the driver, only for a mountain of a man to squeeze out, unfolding like a balloon until they loom over the protag?
That’s how Brienda do. Her body is solid, but has a rubbery texture too. It’s how she fits through doors. That, and Brienda can create and travel through portals on a whim, so she can cross halfway across town in the blink of an eye.
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Posted by thequietmanno1 9 months ago Report
Every car is a clown car when you have eldritch powers. I guess she forsakes the portal deal when she wants the enjoyment of having somebody (like that Hugo fellow) crammed in there with her whilst going on a quint trip.
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 9 months ago Report
Exactly. There’s hardly any room from Hugo’s perspective, he’s crammed against the car window, absolutely smothered by those thicc cheeks, but Brienda is having a fantastic time~
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Posted by thequietmanno1 9 months ago Report
Plus, with some eldritch manipulation of the roadways, there's no need to worry about a collision, no matter how madcap and disorienting it may be. And if they need to suddenly stop for whatever reason? Well, Hugo's already surrounded by nice firm airbags, so there's no need to worry.
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 9 months ago Report
Hugo's wife is a great driver, I don't know what you're talking about~
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Posted by thequietmanno1 9 months ago Report
Of course she is. She'd have to be, when the roads start warping like an 80's cartoon crazy rollercoaster and gravity is just a suggestion. Thankfully, Hugo's carsickness is mostly gone after such intense exposure.
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Posted by kazki4 9 months ago Report
Who’s running ????
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 9 months ago Report
Hah, try running TOWARDS her. Brienda would happily send you to heaven (i.e. her hips).
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Posted by thequietmanno1 9 months ago Report
Probably softer in there than the clouds.
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