You have no idea how or why it happened…
 
“Ugh, where am I”
 
…But when you woke up on the sandy beach you realized that you weren't in your bed, or anywhere you had ever been before…
 
“Aether look, there is a strange person over there”
 
…And when you finally came to your senses you came to realize something else…
 
“So I see, I wonder if they are friend or foe, they are dressed rather strangely”
 
…With that floating fairy with that annoying voice and the young-looking blonde haired boy before you, there was no mistake…
 
“Hey, you're looking a bit lost, maybe I can help you, the name's Aether, and yours is?”
 
…You somehow ended up in the world of Genshin Impact.
 
“Y-yeah, my name is…”
 
—--
 
“So you have no idea how you got here and you're sure you're not from this world as well, am I getting this right?”
 
“Yes, you're taking this better than I thought”
 
Aether gave you a smile, it seemed like he understood your situation, of course he did, he was not of this world as well.
 
“Well as long as you stay with me and Paimon you should be safe… actually maybe just me, Paimon tends to eat in her sleep”
 
That… was certainly weird, why would some sleep eating put you in danger
 
“She's okay during the day, you just have to avoid her during the night, okay. I promise we'll find a way for you to get home on our journey”
 
You nodded your head enthusiastically, with Aether helping you, you were sure you could get home.
 
“Thank you, I'll help as much as I can to not slow you down”
 
*Groooowl
 
“Paimon's hungry, Aether hurry up and cook”
 
You can hear an audible sigh coming from the Traveler as he stands up and prepares… a floating cooking device, the Adepti Stove or something like that if you remember correctly.
 
“Fine, so let's see what I have… just some mushrooms and chicken, guess I'll make some Chicken-Mushroom skewers”
 
Honestly the smell was divine. All those headcanons that Aether is a good chef had to be true.
 
When he was done he plated and prepared to sit down, before he quickly stood up and ran away
 
“Gotta go, nature calls”
 
You chose to wait for Aether to return, a sentiment that Paimon clearly didn't hold for she started to scarf down all the food.
 
“M-maybe we should wai-”
 
*BOUUUUUURHHP*
 
“Paimon thinks that Aether has gotten better at this, he used to be a lousy chef but now it tastes like restaurant food”
 
You couldn't quite understand what you saw, Paimon ate food that together was as big as she was, how the hell does that work
 
“Well Paimon is spent, Paimon will take a rest, goodnight”
 
You saw Paimon float to a tiny tent as she entered, not even 1 minute goes by before you hear snoring.
 
“*sigh*, How am I gonna explain this to Aether”
 
“Explain what?”
 
You jumped, you hadn't heard that he got back, he looked at you with curiosity before looking at the plate, the very empty plate.
 
“Couldn't you guys have waited for me”
 
You didn't know what to say, would snitching on Paimon do you any good, then you would just earn yourself a more annoying Paimon, something you clearly didn't want.
 
“I'm sorry, I guess I was just hungrier than I thought”
 
There, maybe Aether is forgiving enough to let this go, otherwise you could just make it up in the future
 
*Grooooan*
 
You winced when you heard Aethers stomach, he must have been really hungry, he actually looked really annoyed as well.
 
“I-I can go get some ingredients, cook some more”
 
“Nah, no need for that”
 
You didn't have enough time to react as he held your arms to your sides, holding you in place, you had no idea what to do.
 
“I know exactly how to deal with ungrateful pests like you”
 
“Huh?”
 
With incredible strength Aether lifted you up in the air, his jaw unhinged as he started to lower you down.
 
“W-wait, we can talk about this, how are you even doing this”
 
No answer, instead your feet were put in his jaw, his throat muscles tightened to squeeze you down and it worked perfectly
 
*Glulp* *Gulp*
 
You struggling with your legs or your arms were useless, your legs were immobilized by his throat and your arms held so tightly that they started to feel cold
 
“No wait please, it wasn't me who ate them it wa-”
 
*GLURK* *Gulp*
 
If Aether cared he didn't show it, it seemed like all he cared about was his meal, you could feel your feet land in the stomach acid
 
“Wait pleas- Mmmmph”
 
*Glulp*
 
Your arms started to enter as well, that was when he released them to hold your mouth, it seems your begging only served to make him annoyed.
 
“Mmmmph… MMMMMH”
 
*GULP* *GLURK*
 
More and more entered, the rest of your arms, your neck and finally your head, as soon as he did his final *GULP* you felt his finger trace the bulge your face made on his throat
 
“Aaaaah, thanks for the meal, you fit so well in there”
 
“L-LET ME OUT, YOU CAN'T DO THIS”
 
All the response you got was his hand petting the stomach where your head was outlined
 
“Well I absolutely could since I'm doing it… as of letting you out, it should take around 16 hours but with how weak you were, maybe 8 or 9”
 
“Why did you do this, why”
 
“Heh, well when I started I just didn't wanna stop, you tasted heavenly, and you did tell me you wouldn't slow me down, can't do that as my fat you know”
 
You couldn't believe his reasoning, you couldn't believe this was happening in the first place, he ate you simply because you tasted good, you were going to become fat for such a weak reason.
 
“I really should go to sleep, it's late and I don't feel like doing anything right now”
 
You could feel him stand up and walk towards somewhere, probably his tent, the acids started splashing all over you, sticking to your skin and burning.
 
“Just sit tight, a couple hours and you'll be too much mush to even be able to acknowledge the pain”
 
You felt him lie down, the acids stopped shaking around the pain you feel increased by the second yet you could do nothing to stop it.
 
“Goodnight, see you tomorrow”
 
With those final words you heard him snore as well, you never stopped struggling but once you felt one of your legs break you stopped trying, no point in doing it if it meant dying faster.
 
Was this your destiny, fat on the travelers stomach that will disappear as he adventures.
 
This sucked
 
Your last thought was after the 4th hour, you couldn't even go the 8 hours he predicted
 
—--
 
*Next Day*
 
“AETHER WAKE UP, THE STRANGE PERSON IS GONE”
 
Paimon flew into his tent as such speed her look of panic turned into annoyance
 
“Really, you tell Paimon to not eat them and you do it yourself, Hmph, hypocrite”
 
Aether had the sense to look embarrassed if nothing else, he thought about how to reply before he started to feel a certain need.
 
“Sorry Paimon, have to go”
 
“Yeah yeah, just hurry up, Paimon wanna go back to Mondstadt today”
 
Aether gave a thumbs up as he rushed to drop you off behind the nearest bush he could find
 
*Scat Warning*
 
Squatting down besides a bush, pants and underwear pulled down he felt the breece against his tush, He started to push to release you back to where you belong
 
“*Hnnnrg* Sorry for doing this *Hmmmrg* You just tasted too good”
 
Brown logs exited his ass at a steady pace, filled with bones and cloth, proof of what you had been.
 
“*Hnnnrg* B-but this is just how the world works”
 
Aether started to moan a bit when he felt your shoes push out, he usually never forgot to remove them, it didn't feel too bad if he was being honest
 
“A-and *Hrrrrg* This would have happened to you sooner or later, someone as weak as you don't survive out here”
 
A plopping sound was heard as an intact skull exited his rear end, eyes filled with the brown muck that used to be you.
 
“So this is an act of mercy from me, I'll find you a way home as part of me*Hnnnrg*”
 
The last of you left him, leaving him panting, he grabbed some leafs to wipe his behind before pulling up his pants and underwear.
 
“*Sigh* And back to Paimon, I swear I'll eat her someday if she doesn't stop”
 
And so lay you, a simple pile of scat that will be forgotten about, the end of your short adventure…
 
Or is it
 
—--
 
You have no idea how or why it happened…
 
“Ugh, where am I”
 
…But when you woke up on the sandy beach you realized that you weren't in your bed, or anywhere you had ever been before…
 
“Aether look, there is a strange person over there”
 
…Wait hasn't this already happened
 
You sit up and look around, this indeed has happened, you remember waking up exactly here as well…
 
Well wasn't this just funny, it appears that your story isn't over yet, let's see how long you'll last.