You might be familiar with the fairy tale of Snow white. But are you familiar with the Teary fail of Wow Site?
It all began, when a king and a queen had their first child. The king, who had access to the internet, managed to find out about a site that simply stunned him in awesomeness, it was the massive databank of Wikipedia, which he called the Wow site.
With his daughter being as white as the background, her hair as black as walls of Text defining the word "princess" and as Red as the king's face when he raged about the misinformation on fairy tales, it was no Wonder that he named his daughter Wow Site.

However not long after the discovery on the Information of how dangerous princesses can become, the king left his wife and evaquated the kingdom, with only Miss Evil Queen (who was still mad at her parents giving her the name "Evil" upon birth) raising Wow Site now.

Evil turned out to be a rather obsessive parent. Despite Wow Site being in her thirties, Miss Queen demanded her to stay at home. After all the outside world was dangerous, full of markets selling unhealthy food like chocolate or Trolls, or perhaps poor Wow Site meets a scary, massive 5-6 meter tall dwarv.

One day the obssessive Queen asked her magical mirror (allegededly magical mirror, the mirror never managed to provide scientific proof for its wild claims. People just believe him because of his whiny attitude when he's disproven. He will not stop argueing for years to come. ) on who currently is the fairest of them all.

To which the mirror responded: "Wow Site obviously surpasses all in fairness, might even get a job in our legal system, considering how fair her judgement is. Unless by 'fairest' you are referring to her beauty, because in that case, 'tis you Miss Queen. I do not even recognize Wow Site in her current state. "

The Queen then saw that her beloved daughter just devoured 7 entire dwarves. Enraged by seeing how the princess broke her healthy diet, Evil decided to create the most perfect magical apple. An apple so healthy, that a mere bite of it works wonders in the figure.
Hopefully dwarf-devouring doesn't become a habit! And what if she discovers other unhealthy sweets like chocolate or dragons?

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