The idea that kobolds are harmless and not supposed to be taken seriously is actually a misconception that's purposefully spread by kobolds, so nobody suspects that they're actually some of the most unstoppably gluttonous monsters out there. If you run into a kobold, it's too late; you're already doomed to churn and melt inside his guts.
...They're still goofy, dumb little weirdos, though.
Posted by gigaredpanther 8 months ago Report
Kobolds. Goofy little lizards that struggle to be taken seriously. I can't help but love it when they manage to get the better of someone!
I bet he ate some foolish wanderer with delusions of fame and glory... Instead only finding obliteration in the gut of this dumb little goober <3
Posted by TheGreatAndA 8 months ago Report
The idea that kobolds are harmless and not supposed to be taken seriously is actually a misconception that's purposefully spread by kobolds, so nobody suspects that they're actually some of the most unstoppably gluttonous monsters out there. If you run into a kobold, it's too late; you're already doomed to churn and melt inside his guts.
...They're still goofy, dumb little weirdos, though.