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Sooo... let me explain this one:

At around September, I found a very big spider hanging on the roof of our garage area of my apartment complex. It was bigger than the average spiders I usually see around my home and at first I just tried to ignore it and move on with my days.

Then when October starts, usually there's a large influx of stinkbugs in my area, which I hate with a burning passion, but this time I haven't seen that many around. I however, noticed that the spider was getting fatter each day. It came to a point that the first thing I do when I go to my car box, is to check where the spider is and how's it doing.

I realized that I kind of got attached to it.

So... I don't really know what this says about me, but I just... decided to immortalize this spider the only way I know and want: turning it into a sexy chunky arachne ^^

My friends on Discord informed me that she was in fact an orb weaver, so I grabbed the trusty  BlueHandFish and pay them to make a chunky and thicc orb weaver arachne for me.

I don't have an official name for her, I always called her "Ma'am" everytime I spotted her, but now she will be forever remembered like this, even when she will eventually pass away.

Thank you for your hard work, for eating all the gross bugs that infests our area every Autumn and keeping our garage lot clean.

*Salute*

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Tyrant

Posted by Tyrant 5 months ago Report

Bless Ma’am and all that she does to keep your house stinkbug free, ma’am is a hero to us all! *Salute*

carlj

Posted by carlj 5 months ago Report

Indeed ^^

unknownHavock

Posted by unknownHavock 5 months ago Report

That's cute!

carlj

Posted by carlj 5 months ago Report

Glad you like her ^^

RasenGun37

Posted by RasenGun37 5 months ago Report

I love spider girls!

carlj

Posted by carlj 5 months ago Report

Not many do, but we always appreciate them ^^

RasenGun37

Posted by RasenGun37 5 months ago Report

Oh yeah!

GenSetii

Posted by GenSetii 5 months ago Report

Funny thing is I do have a similar story as yours. Many years ago we did have a spider on a window frame (it was smaller though). Then there are these tiny roaches around our place that I'd catch and feed to this spider. Same thing happned, it swelled up as days went by until it fell off the web.

GenSetii

Posted by GenSetii 5 months ago Report

Then I checked back again after that, and now there was an egg, and the spider is back in the web and slightly smaller than before.

That was many years ago when the house was somewhat new, so the spider is probably gone.

carlj

Posted by carlj 5 months ago Report

Spider are so hated, but they do great work in keeping pests away. Not many appreciate that.

We salute them for their hard unrecognized work.