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EvCo understands that some predators love a good meal, but hate to make a mess. Here at Evolution Company R&D, we're happy to put our otherwise useless volunteers to good use, testing brand new bloodless butchering methods! With our Vorpal-Tech™️ blades, you too can slaughter your livestock, converting them from pointless livestock to delicious cuts of meat -- and not a drop spilled!
And with every purchase of a Vorpal-Tech™️ knife set, we'll include an HP Reader display -- just to make sure that cut across their neck was nice and clean!
Purchase your Vorpal-Tech™️ Knife Set today! Only at participating EvCo Warehouse locations!
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Posted by Hedgehodge 5 months ago Report
the submissions page/list truncates the title as "No Need for Bloody Butch" and that made me do a double take
Posted by c4nn1bunny 5 months ago Report
Same, lol. XD
Posted by CyaNekite 5 months ago Report
LMAO, that's hilarious.
Posted by thatlilfoxboi 5 months ago Report
YOOO ITS THE ICE TRUCK KILLERR!!!
Posted by c4nn1bunny 5 months ago Report
Bloodlessly butchered seems like must be a strange feeling. Well being butchered is probably not be the most commonplace experience to begin with. But she certainly enjoys it, so maybe i should give it a try. ¬‿¬
Posted by emikochan 5 months ago Report
<3