Art is from the CVD Vol 3: Boté Balls
This is the Calcium deficient version of the image + no text.

Primarina always slays at Beauty Contests. Not a single pokemon has ever returned to challenge Primarina a second time. He's the Majestic and Beautiful Primarina after all! He's so good, contestants cum to realize their folly in ever thinking they could compete! So if they pack their bags and leave town, all down in the dumps, who could blame them?

Some say he cheats. But those are just bone-heads who can't help but melt in their despair, jealouse of his beauty and charm!
And what a charmer he is. I would do anything for such a godly pokemon. ANYTHING! I just melt in his presence~ really I just feel like goop-- like-- like-- wow... is it hot in here or is it just me? or...or is it Primarina? He is so hot~ h-hot and-- melting-- and... H-hey- didn't-- didn't I have like, arms and... hey have you seen my legs? Buddy? --*plfss* oh--- oh there they are -- Primerina w-wa*blubblub*s just keepin' em s-safe under us... all--of--us -- tight-- warm--- *gurglesblorp*

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