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The deep rumble of snoring could be heard from deep within the huge belly resting before Alex.
"So," said the voice on the other line, "Have you eaten this one yet? Because I know how you get-"
"Mom," Alex replied, "I haven't eaten EVERY guy I've dated."
There was a pause, "But you HAVE eaten him, right?"
Alex fought the urge to roll her eyes, "Yes, but I'm not digesting Duke. This one's a keeper!"
"I knew it!"

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