This one's for the ladies! As usual, MS Paint only, drawn with mouse. The canvas size made it harder than it should have been...

Picture for: http://rp.aryion.com/profile/iPervert
Showing her with the great and awesome: http://rp.aryion.com/profile/Prussia

You're jealous. You KNOW you're jealous and Prussia (yes, that's an anthropomorphic Country) knows it too! Cute chicks be flying at the guy (literally! See Gilbird up there?) - but you know who gets him? This lucky dame and you aren't, because you're not great and awesome enough to be Prussia's girl! Got that? She's his girl. Not you.

It has come to an alliance between the 《Kingdom of Prussia 'The Great and Awesome'》 and the 《Pervert Dictatorship of Liz》! Together, they have proven to be unstoppable, threatening to swallow the World Nation by Nation! Not even the fabled Petticoat League was able to stand a chance against this Union: France has already been subjugated, Russia is mired down in terrain while the pincer movement of the dangerous dynamic duo is encroaching on Austria who's vital regions are exposed and about to be seized! It seems the annexation of Austria - no, the World is only a matter of time!

Anno Domini 1756: The Seven Years War, the diplomatic revolution of Maria Theresa, queen of Austria, leads the 'League of 3 Petticoats' (Maria Theresa of Austria, Madame Pompadour of France und Empress Elizabeth of Russia). In addition, they've gained allies with Hungary, Saxony und Sweden. Their goal was to surround Prussia in order to recapture Silesia. To face the threat, Prussia allied with England and commenced a preemptive raid against Saxony. August 1756, The Battle of Kunersdorf: Die Austrian Army lead by Baron Ernst Gideon von Laudon and the Russian army, a total of 80'000 met and united near Kunersdorf. The 45'000 Mann strong Prussian Army of Friedrich II has in the meantime crossed the Oder south of Küstrin, their jet black banners swayed in the wind across the blood-dyed battlefield, the Heroes of Rosbach were ready to fight for their King - to the last...

Sei's trüber Tag, sei's heitrer Sonnenschein; (Be it dark and cloudy, be it bright sunshine)
Des Königs Ruf dring in das Herz ihnen ein; (The king's call pierces into their hearts)
Des Feindes Glück ist Trug und ihre Freiheit Schein; (The enemy's happiness is fraudulent, their freedom an illusion)
Es stürm, es krach, es blitze wild darein; (Let it storm, crash and thunder wildly)
Fest sei der Bund! Ja schlaget mutig ein; (Solid is the unity! Strike courageously)
Wir rufen laut in alle Welt hinein: (We shall roar into the World)

"WIR SIND JA PREUßEN, UND PREUßEN WOLLEN WIR SEIN!"
(We are Prussians and Prussians we want to be!)

Beherrsche uns ein König stark und mild - Und jedes Preußen Brust sei ihm ein Schild! (Rule over us, a king strong and mild - And every Prussian's chest shall be his shield)

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No real Prussians, Austrians, Frenchmen, Russians, pervert girls or cute little bird mascots were harmed during the drawing of this picture and no offense is meant to anyone of these Countries. The artist however, feels slightly exhausted after having to draw such a huge picture.

-Gilbert Beilschmidt (Königreich Preußen)
-Roderich Edelstein (Österreichische Monarchie)
-François Bonnefoy (Royaume de France)
-Иван Брагинский (Россійская Имперія)
-Gilbird (おれさまのペット)
Are all © to 日丸屋秀和 (The characters, not the Countries they represent)

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