My name is Lisbet, and I'm a small fairy with big dreams. Maybe you'll understand a little better than Clide here. Oh! Yes! I love it when you wriggle like that! -- Sorry. I got a little carried away there. Clide is the guy who's buried halfway in my twat right now. Excuse me~oohwawaeeeee~! Correction. Three fourths inside my twat. Anyway, my point was, Clide didn't really get the deal with my dreams. See, I told him that my goal is to use my vagina to devour every last human being on this planet, and Clide just laughed and told me my cunt was too small to devour his rod, let alone a whole human being. I think he sort of gets the message now, or at least he will when I finish sucking his ankles insiiiiiiiiiiddddee... OK, there we go. Clide's a believer, or something. Not that his opinion will even matter -- nay, exist -- in a few minutes.
 
"Wow, Lisbet," you might say, "a few minutes? That's a hell of a metabolism you have there!" And it's true, compared to humans that's pretty fast. What can I say? Magic takes a lot of energy. It's still too slow, though. Even if I get showy and burn calories as fast as I can, I still can't keep up. The thing is, you humans just reproduce too damn fast. A while back, I had a guy look it up for me, and he said that even if you subtract out the people dying normally, there are about 150 more humans in the world every minute. That's way out of my league. I mean, in all seriousness, the most I can manage normally is like half a dozen in an hour, and that's a busy night. Well, there was that time I snuck into the newborn ward, but that's kind of a special occasion. And even then, I only finished off about 30 of you in an hour. Still falling way behind on my goal. By the way, the guy who looked it up for me was delicious. He moved so much, he managed to flip over a few times on his way in, and he did this thing, I don't even KNOW how, that felt so good I held back and kept him around for an hour. So much better than his sister, she just kinda tried to yell, which of course didn't really do much good anyway.
 
So I'm still trying to think up ways to pick up the pace, but in the meantime, I'm enjoying myself as much as I can. If you're wondering how I do it, well, any Fae with half a mage's instinct could probably manage if she wanted to. I showed a couple of my friends, but they didn't seem as excited. I don't know what's not to love about the technique: first you cast an elastic consistency on your crotch area, or really as much of your body as you want. Then you set up the digestion spell. I usually use an atomizing-type one, since that gets the nutrients absorbed quickest, although you can do variations like a compression one or a strictly acidic one. I'm not worried about saving energy, anyway. That's really all that's required; everything else is fine tuning. I typically tack on a sucking component, so it's easier to get your victim in there, and a logarithmic ramp-up on the digestion, so it doesn't really kick in until they're fully engulfed. Sometimes if I'm in a tough spot, I'll use a hypnotic tranquilizer to keep them calm, too, but I prefer to get my victims to cooperate at first. They struggle more later, that way. I know, I know, I should be worried about quantity, not quality, but a girl's gotta have her pleasures, right? Overall, after a few thousand meals, I think I've got it down.
 
Oh, while we're at it, I forgot to mention my favorite human. This one's actually a girl, goes by the name Heather, and before you ask, no, I haven't eaten her. Yet. I mean, there was one time... actually, make that two times, when I squeezed her little booty up in between my legs, but I didn't have the heart to make my pussy digest her. She's kind of a fan of my work, you see, walked in on me with her parents' whole damn bed hanging out of my snatch and just flipped out, said it was the coolest thing ever. I'd never had a reaction like that before, so I was really moved. When I'd finished up with the parental units and it came time to say goodbye to the baby girl, I decided I could come back another time, and I kinda let her out.
 
"Come on, Lisbet!" you're probably saying. "What kind of pipe dream is this goal of yours anyway, with an attitude like that?" But hear me out. At first, that's what I was thinking too. So I went back later to finish her off, and Heather was -- get this --waiting for me! We got to talking, and she was gonna climb right in, but I thought, hey, it might be useful to have someone like her around for now. I told her I'd do what I could to help her out, and drop in from time to time to keep her updated on my progress, which I did. It wasn't long before she really wanted to try pussy-voring for herself, and God help me, I had an idea.
 
I had invited my friend Kimi over to Heather's house. By the way, Kimi's another fairy, and not the most supportive of my ideals, so I dunno if I should really call her a friend, but at least she seemed to think of me that way. I brought her into Heather's bedroom, a cutely-decorated girlish room with a bunch of animal plushies on a white dresser, a mirror surrounded by fake gems, that kind of place. Kimi sorta hovered over to Heather, when she saw the girl sleeping there, to check things out.
 
"Are you sure this is safe? She won't wake up?" Kimi was concerned about the Fae rules about being seen, which I mostly don't worry over, and she had a good point, too, because Heather was faking it. That was part of the plan. When Kimi got too close, Heather snapped awake and grabbed her. Normally, grabbing a fairy would be way too hard for a human, but I used some of my magic to make Kimi's reaction sluggish, and Heather's reflexes are pretty good to begin with.
 
"Put me down! Lisbet, help me out here!" Kimi's tiny forearms beat against the human hand holding her, to no avail.
 
Heather looked her up and down slowly. "You're not as pretty as Lisbet, huh? Oh well, I guess not all fairies are the same. You do have the same pretty glowing wings, though," the human girl commented. Kimi was too startled to speak.
 
"That's fine," Heather continued. "I wonder how those wings will feel inside me?" A dawning terror spread across the captured fairy's face. Heather's breathing had already deepened by the time she threw open the covers and lowered her hand. Kimi looked back to me in fear and disbelief. I shrugged.
 
Heather's bottom half was already nude; the smooth creamy skin from her slender belly down to her curvy legs and the moistening pink slit between was a complexion that would've been fit for a nymph. (Much like my own, I might add, but that's to be expected of a Fae.) I strengthened the tranquility spell on Kimi to keep her from squirming too much, and nodded at Heather, who -- sighing pleasurably -- spread her labia apart with her free hand. After pausing to take a breath, she dipped the fairy's feet in.
 
I flew over next to them, the scent of Heather's arousal becoming increasingly pungent as I drew near. Heather eased Kimi into her awaiting folds, wiggling the fairy's limp legs back and forth as she went. The going was slow. Meanwhile, I placed my hands on Heather's body to help me focus the digestion spell. It's a lot harder to cast on someone else, especially when it involves such intimate control of one's body. I had to be sure not to get the spell out of balance, which is why I'd chosen a simpler liquid absorption variation for her. We'd also agreed not to use an elastic spell on Heather's pussy; Kimi's seven or eight inches of height might be a bit big for her, but she was determined to fit it "naturally," to save me trouble. Even though I had filled up on energy by absorbing the entire neighboring family shortly before coming, breaking through Kimi's antimagic and maintaining the two incantations was getting draining.
 
Finally, I finished incantation of the digestion spell, and passed off the control to Heather like we'd practiced. Only she would know when she was ready to ingest the fairy's essence, and how to make her body accept it. It went smoothly enough, but Heather was having trouble getting the limp Kimi into her snatch; she had one leg in up to the thigh, but the other was hanging loose, moist but at the wrong angle to go in, and between all the stimulation and holding the digestion spell, Heather was more overwhelmed than I was.
 
"I'll try and add a light suction," I suggested, figuring that was the best I could do to get Kimi inside of the human girl before the binding wore off. I moved my hands a little lower, towards Heather's dripping, delicate, congested opening, and began to work on my usual suction spell.
 
That's when things got out of hand. Just as I'd been afraid of, I was balancing too many magics, and casting on others was hard. The vacuum went out of control. I heard a whoosh of air and a slurping noise, but before I could register how Kimi had vanished into Heather's vagina, the same burst of air flipped me backwards... and inwards. Wet girl-flesh wrapped over my head and shoulders. My wings of light pressed into my shoulderblades, tingling, as the lips of Heather's nethers slid right over my entire body. I bumped uncomfortably into Kimi, as the human girl's body squeezed us in deeper and deeper. I realized my predicament: with Heather in charge of the digestion spell, I had no way to save myself. I would fall victim to my own designs, unmade in the love canal of one of the humans I had so gleefully devoured. But it was no use; the berserk spell had drained my energy, and my consciousness descended, like my body, into hot darkness.
 
I awoke rather later on my back, feeling a cool night breeze. Taking stock of my surroundings, I saw a huge face... Heather's, in fact. She was smiling at me. I was on the palm of her hand, in her room, the window open. There was no sign of Kimi.
 
"Heather, you... let me go? You could have..."
 
"I could never do that. If I absorbed you, who would teach me how to use this power? Besides, you let me out before. This makes us even."
 
I blinked, feeling tears of compassion accumulate in my eyes for the first time in my life. "Then... it was a success?"
 
Heather smiled. Closing her eyes, she concentrated, and ever-so-faintly, behind her back appeared the glowing wings of light that signified Fae powers -- human-sized, of course.
 
From that night forward, Heather became my apprentice -- still mostly human, but with a little Fae in her, capable of magic not unlike mine. The more I think about it, the more I wonder if that's not the secret to gulping up the entire human race: delegating the task, and letting my pussy enjoy the aggregated spoils. I don't know where I'll find more underlings I can trust like her, but in time perhaps it will come true. I don't have all the answers, but I have my dreams, and they're telling me Clide's got two more roommates I should taste before the night's out. Tata for now~, and may we meet again... my future morsels.