"Yes. Twilight and I will be taking a leave of absence from our posts, for very important and very private reasons!" Princess Celestia wasn't one for having to repeat herself. Goodness knows, when most ponies heard her talk, they would all but kill themselves to make her will a reality. So why wouldn't the crowd of reporters accept that she had legitimate reasons to 'leave' for a while to enjoy her honeymoon with her newly minted lover and fellow alicorn, Twilight?
 
Okay, so the

Glorp!
Blurp! Chuuuurngle!
Applebloom
didn't know how she could still hear. Hay, she didn't even understand
how she still was. She had been digested, turned into soft, gooey
mush for Princess Celestia to grow strong and fat from. She, and her
friends had foalishly fed themselves to the solar diarch, even if it
had gotten them their cutie marks for the short time that they had in
the white alicorn's stomach. And now, her she was, goopy, churning,
gurgling within the intestines and stomach of th