The police sometimes questions him just because they find he's interesting to speak with. His sideburns alone have experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. It is whispered his blood smells like cologne. He's been known to cure loneliness just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his spectacles. He's a lover, not a fighter, but his love can be quite rough, so don't get any ideas. He likes to keep his reputation obscure, just to see how it feels. He could live vicariously through himself, but eats people just because he can. His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it which are usually distributed in the air prior to his arrival in a room. He is one of the only human males to be completely without magic or carrying heavy armaments in the conventional sense able to eat a full-fledged god-dragon. Even if neither gods nor dragons really exist. When he encounters lesbians or straight men, they have a tendency to turn bi. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. If he were to give you genuine advice, you'd never fail again, but he's too mean to do so. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. He always has enough cash on hand anyways and counteracts it with deliberate repulsive behavior. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. They are secretly his fans. He never says something tastes like chicken. Not even chicken. People hang on his every word, even the prepositions. He could disarm you with his looks... or his hands. Either way. His wife forgives him for philandering. In fact, he made it part of their relationship. He can speak German... in Chinese.

He has connections everywhere. You don't always notice, but once you do, you'll feel like missing out a lot when you lack it.
He is a normal human male on Eka's.
He is Chad Damon.

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