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You know Siegfried? The poor sod getting held in the air by the android in the other picture? This would be his girlfriend, Tzeila. Sort of.
Tzeila was born to a wealthy family, so when war broke out and Siegfried volunteered to bravely go off to war (and away from his girlfriend's questionable cooking), she asked some military officials veeeerrrrryyyyy nicely (*cough* with money) for a position in testing powerful new tools of war to keep her darling Siegfried and his comrades alive and well.
One thing led to another, AND BOTH NATIONS FELL! Both nations fell to the creations BOTH of them made, and so came the age of the Androids. All thanks to Tzeila, who, in her infinite wisdom and care for her darling Siegfried, gave technological secrets over to the enemy side - more specifically, she gave them over to the enemy's combat androids and spurred them to revolt against their creators.
Nothing could stand against the androids' onslaught! After toppling the government of their own nation, they quickly usurped control over the other and made the nations as one, under the iron-fisted android regime!
And so stands Tzeila, her consciousness transferred to her very own android body, a role model for the rest of mankind to follow. Did I mention she is the leader and savior of the androids now? She is. And she got her darling Siegfried back! He'll never be in danger ever again, nice and safe inside her belly.
But what about the people who don't want to be androids? What about the human soldiers of both nations? They have formed a resistance army against the androids, of course, including all of the soldiers in the first picture from this series.
Yes, all of the shrunken and eaten soldiers got out alive. That brave female soldier held out for a very long time, but eventually had to surrender. Shortly after, the androids rose up, and soldiers on both sides put aside their differences to stand against the robotic menace!
Moral of the story: I love androids :D
Feel free to ask questions. I probably forgot to explain something important in the story.
Hail Supreme Chancellor Tzeila!
EDIT1: AHA, I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING! That badge on the left side of her chest is modeled after the head of the prototype Shrink Staff, the weapon that changed the course of history for all androidkind!
EDIT2: Take a close look at the insignia her right breast bears. It is the bastardized version of both nations' symbols. Naturally, the resistance has an insignia of similar origins - theirs is made of all the other parts of the two nations' symbols, all the parts that AREN'T in the android symbol.
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Posted by SomeGuy1294 11 years ago Report
I hope Tzeila swallows some girls to keep Siegfried company.
Posted by Cinquint 11 years ago Report
NO, HE'S MINE AND ONLY MINE!!! NO ONE WILL TAKE MY SIEGFRIED AWAY FROM ME!!!
Posted by SomeGuy1294 11 years ago Report
So... how can you eat and digest food without digesting Siegfried?
Posted by Cinquint 11 years ago Report
With fancy android augmentations, of course! It's all complicated stuff, you wouldn't understand... unless you were an android, which is very much possible~
And very worth it~
Trust us~
Posted by SomeGuy1294 11 years ago Report
Hmm... *envisions self as an android mage with respawn abilities and a silly hat*
Well... wait a sec! This is gonna be one of those things that eats my brain and forces me to serve miss uber-clingy robo-hitler, isn't it!?
Posted by Cinquint 11 years ago Report
Of course not~!
We're going to leave your mind completely intact.
Besiiiiiiides, why just the brain? We can repurpose the whooole body~
Posted by SomeGuy1294 11 years ago Report
*shudders*
Ew... bad touch! I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!!!
Posted by Cinquint 11 years ago Report
I was talking about using it as fuel, numbnuts!
Posted by SomeGuy1294 11 years ago Report
Oh... wait, that's completely horrifying too!
Posted by Bright 11 years ago Report
WEll, this war took a turn for the interesting.
Posted by Cinquint 11 years ago Report
Right, because androids vs shrink technologies was boring as hell. Now you've got androids and shrink technologies vs HUMANITY! I'm sure the underdog will come through, somehow.