Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

Oh man an whole army in front of my eyes....well that's my clue to go into hiding now .I'll get more tasty elfes later when the opportunity presents itself

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

Darn we just want to kill them now....

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

Well it has to wait for now phantom.

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

See that's no fun, however we will wait...

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

I can't eat and kill when a she army can take me out so easily .got to play it smart now

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

I can't eat and kill when a she army can take me out so easily .got to play it smart now

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

Maybe we will assist you.

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

No. Not an undead kitty!

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

More like half undead with all the strengths, and without their weaknesses. Much worse.

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

Yup, best to digest a bit before rushing back into the fight.

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

Sneaky stealth mode activated

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

I think the solution is to burn the tree.....

Posted by LordStorm 10 years ago Report

Lets not be hasty...I think I may be able to use this facinating flora :D

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

Since when have we been on your side?

Posted by LordStorm 10 years ago Report

Your not, but I get the feeling your not exactely on Jones side either;)

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

We are on our side, the side of The Master.

Posted by LordStorm 10 years ago Report

precisely;) Still, thats one of the reasons I brought Briana in XD

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

How is that?

Posted by LordStorm 10 years ago Report

A preistess who's holy aura is as strong as she is horny? She's the bane of undeath XD

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

We will make you pay for that.......

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

Their bane, until they start bringing sex toys and bondage gear with them. Then she may be a tad distracted to fight :)

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

I don't know if you should be messing with divine wood ;)
It may get you in the end...

Posted by phantom131 10 years ago Report

Immortal undead, that have the failsafe of lich's across the dimensions they travel fearing a tree? No
Me a mortal necromancer who is in way over his head? yes.

Posted by LordStorm 10 years ago Report

Yikes poor Huntress and ninja elf...wasen't expecting them to go out so easy...they look tasty though...and those Orcs are finally noticing their sudden lack of food supply;) Oh Meatbone...still the same ol salty Space Pirate! Hmmmm Eris is back sooner then expected, if Meatbones lucky she'll still be weakened from her experiences;)

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

I don't know if she's weakening or not. She almost looks excited. As for the ninja elf and huntres, they are now on the tree ;)

Posted by Kironin 10 years ago Report

wow lol still a legian army an the orc king woot! then agin the orcs actualy growing smart of ther lack of meat i woulder there is special forces of orcs though as the chef looks different as well the one with a cross bow heheh! Gah luv boobies the orc's can always suprise you when the food supplies runing low they might go after the trabes though tehre also so many posabilities though hehe love the grumbleing of meatbone! hehe yet amazed he did not trick the elf either an more then agin a army of elfs trapped in the ship with no ideas o can't wait! *claps hands*

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

Well only one thing left.to.do now but to go into hiding .if I'm lucky I can sneak out a few elfes and eat them at a safe distance .I'm an evil genius no one can stop me now *laughs evilly

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

The orc kings direct spawn are super powers bruts, unlike the general horde. Their skin is like armor, only 1 has ever been killed in combat. The thing I think a lot are missing, is orc need elves to breed. They will die out with out them.

Posted by Kironin 10 years ago Report

No! don't want the trolls to die! darnet they remind me of gumba's though will say I hate see them go extinct though. Save the trolls at the least! XD evil genius yes love boobies but can not let the good trolls go extenct neither!

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

They're orcs and goblins, not trolls, but I get your point. We should get the world wild life fund to help fight lord storm and prevent their extinction.

Posted by Kironin 10 years ago Report

True though a world wild life fund I wounder if that's in the budget to keep lord storm from killing them off also. it is not a good thing to kill off serton creatures.....

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

Maybe they could hire his pirates to steal tne tree back.

Posted by Kironin 10 years ago Report

true very true much plundering to be had right now though for the chaos god!

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

Hey quick question how sneaky am.I to avoid attention from the beginning till now ? I should sneak up and see what are the orcs and lordstorms plans after I digest my food

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

I dunno, if you get caught it could be bad. He has a lot of powerful preds kicking around.
That and the orc king and his elite guard are also very strong. Much stronger that a random orc from the horde.

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

Thats why im going into hiding for now , in search of allies .strong allies

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

I don't know, there is not that many allies to be had. The Orcs will try to eat you, the elves are not that strong in a fight.

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

Well if I do a bit of searching im sure I'll find someone that has potential to assist me, to protect the elfes so that we can feast on them

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

Maybe, Your going to need a good sized group or small army to win.

Posted by luvboobies 10 years ago Report

Long as they dont stare at me or fuck each other relentlessly

Posted by Jujubean3157 10 years ago Report

Ok someone make a food production line. Like what they do with cows and chickens. As they are born they can go stright to the line.

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

Lol, I've actually done that in some of my un-posted work. Farming the tree, collecting the pods before the elves emerge, binding them into the robotic machine.
The other thing, that I am hoping to put into my next page, is Orcs have no females, and need elves to propagate. (Makes the whole tree thing very important to both the elves and Orcs)

Posted by Jujubean3157 10 years ago Report

Ok first i'm assumeing there are no male elves. Second I'm guessing baby orcs eat there way out of there mother in order to be birthed.

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

Correct on both counts. Kinda like the xenomorph life cycle from aliens, but sexier and with more green.
It also accounts for the type of orcs. Since they are technically siblings the further inbred they get, the weaker and dumber they get.
Orc lord + elf = Elite guard class, Elite guard class + elf = strong horde member, strong horde member+ elf = misc weak horde member, etc.

Posted by Jujubean3157 10 years ago Report

Shouldn't your orcs try to repleanish there numbers or something ?

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

Yup, but every Orc that has died so far has been of the lowest class. They have numbers but really don't mater as to the Hordes overall strength.

Posted by LordStorm 10 years ago Report

Well, Meatbone is in trouble...lets see what he does;) http://aryion.com/g4/view/271530

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

I know, he and Eris kiss and run off into the sunset together!

Posted by LordStorm 10 years ago Report

Hay now...Meatbone already has a girlfriend XD

Posted by l3objones22 10 years ago Report

But does he have an elf friend?