All around you is darkness an empty void of nothingness. Its cold, you feel weightless as if floating in space. There is a slight breeze blowing against you face, this minor detail is indicating motion, you are moving forward, not fast but you are moving. Youre destination is unknown, youre mind begins to fill with thousands of thoughts about your destination, are you falling? No it cant be youre moving to slow for that, Am I in space? Possibly but how am I breathing? And then the most important question hits you... Am I going to die?...
 
 
Suddenly you pick up speed, the breeze becomes faster now, you try to move youre arms to reach out in a desperate attempt to grab anything to slow you down, the shock then hits you, you cant feel youre arms neither youre legs. This sends a fear of dread that drags its way down youre spine. The speed begins to increase, the air becoming more violent almost turning into knives as it strikes youre facing causing sharp piercing pain. Youre head begins to ache as something feels like its burrowing itself into youre brain you want to use youre hands to seat to the pain but it is impossible. Soon the stabbing pains end as droplets of water splash against youre face, although you are relieved of youre pain you begin to realize you are likely heading for a body of water, you brace yourself for impact, moments later everything comes to a sudden halt and you pass out.
 
 
You awake to what feels like hours later however for you it could have been years. Youre eyes slowly open as a blurred and smudged world is revealed to you. You slowly twitch and rustle as you awake, you freeze as realization takes a hold, youre arms, you can feel youre arms, you press them against youre face for this brief moment you dont care where you are or what just happened all that matters is youre you can feel and that you know youre body is complete again. You try to look at youre hands but everything is still a blur.
 
 
Time passes, youre vision clearer, you begin to make out various vertical shapes around you, you appear to be in a very large flat plain surrounded by many perfectly vertical mountains, you feel that you should stand and begin walking in this alien environment to better understand youre surroundings maybe even find other human beings to help you. As you push of the ground with youre hands you feel the texture of the ground underneath you, it was cold, rough and can be best described as a large sheet of sandpaper, you get the feeling youre in a desert of some kind, however that cannot be as the mountains around you have trees and grass adorn on them.
 
 
You stand on youre two legs and take in the world around you as it now comes into focus. You are struck with both fear and amazement as you fully realize were you are.
 
 
You are in a room, more precisely a kitchen, the mountains reveal themseleves to be walls and cupboards and the trees you saw were but mere decorations on the wooden or plastic doors in the very far distance.
 
 
The only problem with this scenario is that this is no ordinary room or at least the room is ordinary but you may not be. The room is huge, its fit for a giant, you need to crane youre neck to the point of tipping backwards just to see a light switch on the nearby wall. The room in front of you (the kitchen) is adorned with various appliances such as a washing machine a fridge and the rest, a table sits in the centre surrounded by four chairs all neatly arranged and ready for use.
 
 
You are frozen as if you have just stared into the eyes of Medusa herself, you rub youre eyes,
 
�surely I am dreaming� you keep repeating to yourself in youre head
 
 
You clench your fist being sure to have a tight grip and you thrust your fist into youre other shoulder, the pain was very real you quickly grab the now throbbing limb, youre breathing becomes deep and heavy as shock begins to sink in.
 
 
Youre lost shrunk in a world you cant comprehend and if that wasnt life threatening enough you are tiny, for all you know you could be crushed in a mear instant, you have become the insect in the world and must now seek shelter from what this world of supposed giants.
 
 
You shake youre head preparing yourself for action and what this world may throw at you next, you take a deep breath to relax your tensed muscles. You raise your foot into the air fighting of the shaking feeling of fear, you raise the now heavy foot into the air. You move forward lowering the foot onto the ground beginning to take youre first step into this bizarre new world.
 
 
The foot is lowered firmly being placed onto the ground the feeling of triumph is quickly replaced with the feeling of the ground shaking.
 
�did I do this?�
 
The tremors begins to get worse and more frequent, as the frequency increases so does the intensity. The tremors soon become so intense you fall flat on youre back, in that long period of time it took to finally raise yourself from the floor to taking youre first step you are now back to being flat on youre back, however this time the sight you are about to see can not be rivalled by youre wildest dreams.
 
 
You watch as youre vision is nearly completely taken up as a huge grey creature walks over you, it takes long strides with its four hooved legs, casually making its way into the kitchen you watch as the fur on its body rustles and moves, to it probably an unnoticeable detail but to youre size its like a forest of trees and vegetation that floats past you in the sky, as the creature passes you hear a loud brushing sound coming from behind you, you roll over to see a tower of golden hair sweeping from side to side, whatever this creature is its clearly enjoying itself as its swaying its rear end rapidly, its probably singing to itself in its head assuming its sentient.
 
 
You shake off these thoughts as youre mind snaps back to the oncoming object, you begin to think of how you should avoid this object, but then another idea snaps into youre mind, this creature may be youre chance to get the attention of the dominant species here or at least maybe this thing has an owner you can contact.
 
Before you have time to decide on a final plan of action the skyscraper amount of hair is upon you, without thinking you instinctively grab a hold of some of the hair. It takes a few second before the movement of the tail hits youre body like a wave of water at the seaside.
 
 
You are thrown from side to side as if caught in the violent grip of a tornado, youre vision is blocked as tidal amounts of hair is thrown about youre vision. You close youre eyes and wrap youre arms as tight as possible around the hair to try and keep as firm a grip as possible as letting go now could cause you to get flung thousands of miles across the room and hurtling towards youre death.
 
 
Luckily for you this crazy roller-coaster ride is a short one. The hurricane level of swaying dyes down as the storm comes to a halt. You open youre eyes and slightly loosen youre grip, not enough to loose grip and fall but enough to relax youre muscles to reserve stamina.
 
Cautiously you wait for a sign that it is safe to make youre next move, soon you hear a girl humming as the ear shattering sound of pots and pans begins to claw its way into your ear drums. Either this creatures owner has entered the room and began cooking or this creature has begun cooking however that is unlikely.
 
 
While the creature remains relatively still you begin to climb youre way up the hair of the creatures tail, you climb slowly and carefully up the hairs, every sudden twitch of the tail causing you to halt and fight for grip however you are determined to continue and dont loose grip, you may occasionally slide down but you quickly make progress to past were you were before the next twitch.
 
You feel like you deserve some kind of reward for climbing this Everest of hair, crazy thoughts such as this fill youre head as you climb, maybe its youre way of dealing with this crazy world. Either way it helps distract you from getting tired.
 
Soon cracks of light can be seen breaking there way through the hair and into youre view, the god rays of light are very beautiful and mesmerizing as you are entranced by the light bouncing of the golden hair causing it to sheen, its truly a sight that no one may ever get to see again.
 
 
You pull yourself out of the endless length of hair and finally view were you are, you become light headed as you look down, grabbing onto the hair as tightly as possible as to not fall, you view the ground below you, the patterns on the flooring becoming a blur at this height. If there were people they would be ants right now.
 
 
You turn to see the top arch of the tail and you pull yourself on top. Looking out at the vast plain of fur that is the back of this creature. You now see the back of the creatures head and can easily assume it is an horse of some kind, its not any horse of the world you once knew.
 
 
 
You notice that the mane on it head has been styled and isnt some kind of rough course natural animal hair, same with the fur on its body, whether this horse is owned by anyone it is very well kept.
 
 
You slowly climb down form the tail and onto the creatures back, feeling the fur under youre feet, it is smooth and the heat from the horse's body makes its way through the fur onto youre feet you cant help but feel true comfort form just standing on the horses back, you just want to live here or at least sleep from the body aching act of climbing up the tail, however there is no time for this you need to look around for the horses owner.
 
You look around the room but there is no sign of the owner, you take this as a good time for you to sit and catch youre breath and relax youre tired and overworked muscles. You sit down on the horses back stretching and spreading youre legs enjoying the feeling of the horses warm and comforting pelt as it brushes along your legs, It has only now just dawned on you that you have lost all youre clothing, however this day has been so crazy you dont care all you care about now is relaxing.
 
 
Youre on the verge of drifting of into a nap when you here the sound of the clapping of what resembles shoes on the floor, you shoot up thinking the horses owner has finally entered the room but you look around and see nothing.
 �mam, is lunch done yet� the obnoxious ear piercing sound of a child blurts out in a cheerful tone.
 
 
At the sound of this you think the mom sneaked into the room without being noticed by you, you shoot to your feet with a smile on youre face, sporadically darting youre vision around the room to find the mother, but to avail.
 
 
�not yet Dinky, im just getting the stuff ready now� the mother responds.
 
 
You are confused, were did that voice come from? I cant see the mother, you look around the room to double check but can not see the mother. Maybe shes in another room but you can swear it was right next to you. To make sure youre not hallucinating you look over the edge of the horse to see if you can see the kid.
 
 
As you lean over the side, keeping a firm grip on the velvety fur, as you slowly creep youre head over the side of the horse to see a smaller horse standing in the door way.
 
 
It stood there with a wide smile on its face, it looked nearly identical to the one you were on the only difference was this one had a purpley, lavenderish colour coat, her mane was blonde like the horse you are on but its not as golden and then you notice its eyes... there HUGE they take up nearly all of its face, they feel like there staring into youre soul with its vibrant yellow colour.
 
While staring into the eyes of the horse you notice between them, well not right between them but on its forehead but centre with its face. A horn, are all these horses unicorns?, You look over to the head of the horse you are on but see no horn.
 
You rub youre eyes, taking in just what it is youre seeing. You slowly turn youre head back to the smaller horse in the doorway, you notice a strange appendage sticking out of the horse you are on, its nearly as long as the horses torso and is surprisingly thin compared to other body parts on these horse.
 
 
Leaning over the edge of the horse more reveals the appendage is covered in feathers Are these wings? Can this thing fly? Many thoughts begin to develop in youre mind but one of the most terrifying is what will happen if this thing flies with you on it. There is no way youre body can withstand the wind you will surely loose youre grip and fall hundreds of feet to youre death.
 
 
You snap out of youre trance and stop leaning over the edge, you need to get of this horse as fast as possible, you know they can talk so maybe you can get there attention and ask them for help.
 
 
You stand on youre legs and begin to walk along the back of the horse, being sure to keep youre balance, when the movements became to fierce you fell to youre stomach and clutched onto the fur.
 
 
Soon you make it to the neck, the horses hair is very long and is the same golden yellow colour as the tail. Using youre prior practice climbing the tail you grab a hold of the hair and begin to hike youre way up.
 
 
It doesnt take long before the peak of its head is in view, you muster all youre strength into youre arm as you reach for the top when suddenly a hurricane level of wind hits you hard causing you to slide down the hair, first the wind comes from the right and then from the left Has she found me? You grab a hold as hard as you can youre legs now hanging of the bottom of the hair.
 
 
The hurricane goes on for what feels like hours, you begin muttering to yourself. this is it, as you prepare to fall to the hard floor below.
 
 
Youre fingers are in terrible pain as you hold onto the hair youre on the verge of giving in when it happens, you lose youre grip, time slows down as you look up at the golden hair as if it is the entrance to the heavens rejecting you for youre failure as you now fall to the hell that awaits below. You close youre eyes waiting for the inevitable sudden pain before the eternal darkness.
 
 
It isnt long before youre hit in the back at hard force however its not the hard stone you expected its liquidy and thick. You gasp suddenly as the liquid invades youre lungs, you cough as you struggle to swim to the surface, you flail youre arms rapidly and kick youre legs, soon you break the surface, you cough and breath rapidly expelling as much of the liquid as possible and replacing it with air.
 
 
You wipe youre face and open youre eyes, disregarding were you are you see a glass wall where the liquid seems to end, you swim towards it as fast as you can.
 
 
You reach the glass and slap youre hands against it climbing youre way out, the liquid seems to be giving you extra grip, you climb up to the top of the glass wall finding it to be very thin, you peer over the edge to see a solid floor not far below you, you climb over the edge and drop to the floor below.
 
 
You land on youre side sending a lot of pain into youre left side however no severe damage seems to be apparent. For now though you dont care youre glad you escaped the ocean of whatever liquid that was. As you lay there soaked from head to toe in this stuff, youre dehydrated from this endeavour so you decide to drink whatever this stuff is.
 
 
You take a huge lick of it of youre hands as you suddenly recognise the taste. Its dough, you dont know what for but its definitely a dough of some kind, you quickly look to youre right to reveal a huge glass bowl that you were just in, the you look to youre left to see a wooden spoon covered in the stuff, a sudden shiver rushes down youre spine filling youre bones with dread.
 
 
You use you arms to push you up into a sitting position looking straight forward to reveal what you were dreading, there in front of you sending dread sweating down youre body. A huge pair of golden yellow eyes staring at you.
 
 
The horse you were on has finally seen you. You have wound up on the counter top were it is preparing to make food. You both stare at each other taking in each others details, you notice how this horse is in shock at youre presence her mouth is agape as if its ready to devour you whole.
 
 
Much time passes, at this point its becoming more awkward especially with you being naked and was just caught swimming through her food. Feeling like the one who was being rude you break the ice by speaking first.
 
�Hi!� you give youre best smile and raise youre hand to make a awkward wave.
 
This simple action must have struck a deadly amount of surprise into the horse as it shrieks and jumps into the air before falling backwards crashing into the floor. The resulting crashing sound is so loud it causes you to cover youre ears.
 
 
Once the sound stops you lower youre arms slowly waiting for some kind of response from the horse, when no response is heard you rush to edge of the work top to make sure nothing serious has happened.
 
You look over the edge seeing the horse on the floor rubbing its head and wings.
 
�ARE YOU OKAY!� You shout down to the horse to hopefully show youre concern
 
The horse stops rubbing its what will soon be bruised body as it looks up at you. It stands up straightening its pose and brushing its hair and coat trying to look presentable. After that it looked straight at you with an embarrassed expression as it prepared to say its first words to the strange creature that was you.
 
�H-h-hello� it stuttered while talking �my names Derpy, what are you?� it paused then said �oops sorry, do you have a name? I should have said that first�
 
You are taken back by the horses politeness, you stand up straight looking at the horse with now ruined hair, you then notice its eyes, you cant believe you never noticed before, there off centre, one is looking more up while the other down but you can tell its looking at you and you hardly notice it. Trying to not let the fact you are looking at its eyes you prepare yourself to respond.
 
�Hello there Derpy, Im a human, my name is...� you go silent, you freeze on the spot at the fact you dont know youre own name.
 
�um.. are you okay?� Derpy asks you concerned as you stopped talking.
 
You try to muster a response, hopefully with youre name but it just isn't coming to you. But you dont want to be rude, you have already tainted her food with yourself you dont wanna be rude while talking to her.
 
�um... Im sorry, this may sound weird but I dont remember my name� you try to hide youre worry and embarrassment.
 
�you dont remember youre name?� It says with curiosity. �I have fogotten to do things sometimes but I dont think I have ever forgotten my name and im supposed to be the forgetful pony, did you hit youre head or something? That could have done something�
 
You think to yourself all that has happened, you cant remember anything before ending up in this kitchen the earliest you can remember is floating in that void. You dont remember youre name, youre life before this, youre family, friends youre job. You begin to cry as you realize you have forgotten the most valuable things you had, youre memories.
 
�Are you okay human?� Derpy looks at you with concern, bringing her face right in front of you �youre crying, are you hurt?�
 
You rub the tears from youre eyes looking up at this pony (as she puts it) that is showing you concern.
 
�No, im not hurt its just, I woke up here and I have forgotten everything I ever knew before I got here.� You start to sob again. �and then I saw you so I... climbed up youre tail...� you start to slow youre speech down with embarrassment.
The pony perks its head slightly after hearing what you said.
 
�My... Tail?...� suddenly she reacts to her thought �oh my it must have been me� she looks concerned
 
�What was you?�
 
�I caused you the hurt� she looks very troubled by this
 
�Derpy what do you mean?�
 
�Earlier I was swinging my tail back and forth a lot I must have shaken the memories out of your brain�
 
You are surprised at what this pony just said but you cant help but giggle a bit at it.
 
�Derpy you didnt shake the memories out of me, thats physically impossible� you chuckle a bit as you talk
 
�But its the only thing that makes sense� she lowers her head back down to level with you
 
�It wouldnt have been you, now that I think about it I didnt remember much before I even saw you, but thank you for the concern it really cheered me up�
 
Youre words bring a big smile to the ponies face.
 
�really? I never really thought I was useful as a pony, I only made things worse or done things wrong� the smile slowly leaves as she says this
 
�Derpy im sure youre not as bad as you think, I think youre a great pony im sure the other ponies are just jealous� you hesitantly wrap youre arms around the ponies muzzle and hug her the best you can.
 
This takes Derpy by surprise but brings back the smile on her face, she then has a devious thought. She gives you a long lick from toe to head catching you off guard, she lets out a giggle before licking her lips and enjoying the taste of the dough that was on you.
 
You stand there arms and legs spread apart as pony slobber slides down youre body.
 
�What was that for?�
 
�whoops sorry I thought it was kinda funny� she laughs �this may sound weird but you taste good�
 
those last few words hit you hard, you dont know if she is being playful or serious.
 
�im sure it was just the dough Derpy, im just guessing I taste horrible� you say back in as jokingly manner as possible trying to hide youre worry.
 
�no, im sure I tasted something else, something I never tasted before and it was really nice, not as nice as muffins but still real nice� she says this with no hesitation almost as if going into a trance
 
you begin to back away slowly, you hope to get behind the bowl and hide from this pony before it licks you again or maybe something worse.
 
Three steps in and Derpy notices you backing up, her face snaps onto you like a tiger on its prey. She jumps up slamming her two front hooves onto the table preparing to grab or at least prevent you from running away.
 
�hey were are you going? You shouldn't go running of like that you need me to tast.. protect you�
Derpy licks her lips and drools slightly after saying this
 
You begin to panic, youre heart beating so fast you felt it was going to jump out youre chest and run off as you couldn't.
 
�Youre right Derpy I do need youre protection right now, but I think it would be best if I go sit over there, I feel bad for interrupting you so I should let you finish by staying over there out of youre way�
 
you hope this stops her from going to far.
 
�theres no need for that I got a place closer to me you can stay safe in�
 
Before you had a chance to respond Derpy opens her mouth wide revealing the moist tunnel of her throat, you watch as she teases you with her tongue by licking her teeth. Youre frozen in horror knowing what is about to happen, you want to run but cant her warm breath flowing over you is thick and clings to you making you feel like youre melting in place like a candle.
 
You are broken out of youre trance when youre back is struck by a large fuzzy object, it doesnt take long to realize it was Derpy's hoof pushing you into the damp cavern of her mouth.
 
You panic and try to push the hoof away before you can realize the stupidity of this action you trip falling backwards onto what feels like a water bed thats leaking, only slightly more rough. Youre body goes cold as you slowly look around youre environment. A wall of teeth in front of you and on the ceiling above you, behind you a pitch black tunnel leading to a place you wouldn't wish youre worse enemies to go to, slowly you stand to youre feet struggling for balance on the squishy tongue that moves about like its filled with water.
 
After rising to youre own two feet you make a dash for the open mouth hoping you can jump out before Derpys reaction can kick in, however this hope is cut short as Derpy feels youre movement and clamps her mouth shut, her teeth only centimetres from slamming onto you fingers. You quickly pull youre hands to youre chest to protect them.
 
�You're not getting out of my mouth that easy. I cant let something as tasty as you get away�
She says this while gritting her teeth and between slurping
 
�Please Derpy im not food im a living thing like you, I just need help im lost and scared�
Youre on the verge of tears as you know there is no reasoning with her at this point.
 
�Awww im sorry but youre food now and I dont know if you know this but food doesnt talk silly or have feeling like you say�
 
Those words were the final nail in youre coffin, youre heart and stomach literally shattered, you were going to die being eaten alive my a giant wall eyed cuddly pony. You would curl up and cry but unfortunately Derpy doesn't let you get that chance as she quickly uses her tongue to lick you and invade youre personal space.
 
�mmmm, I really need to look into you humans youre so tasty I would love to make a human flavoured muffin or maybe a human chip muffin�
She says this between slurps trying to suck up every last drop of youre flavour she craves so much
 
her tongue makes sure to invade every part of youre body licking youre chest, arms and legs from top to bottom also spending an unwelcoming amount of time between youre legs as well. Youre natural instinct is screaming at you to fight back, to try and do anything to save yourself but youre heart is broken and frozen over like the Arctic.
 
You feel like you have been thrown about this mouth for hours, your body has gone numb and limp. youre body feels like it has soaked up all of Derpys saliva, this however must have blocked out or replaced youre flavour as Derpy quickly states...
 
�Awww I guess my human has lost its flavour, oh well good things dont last forever�
she wipes her drool this time into the side of her hoof not wanting to look like and idiot having it run down her face.
 
�time to say goodbye now human it was fun meeting you but its time for you to move on�
 
Derpy tilts her head back as she gives three powerful gulps pulling you down her tight throat, the walls pulse around you carefully massaging you down her throat. Youre body makes a large bulge that Derpy rubs gently as it passes down into her stomach.
 
Once the bulge is no longer there and she can feel you enter her stomach she breathes out a sigh as she pats her belly smiling a comforting smile as if rocking a baby to sleep.
 
�goodnight my little human you were the best human I ever had�
She resumed making her muffins, occasionally thinking of you whenever she ate an especially tasty muffin making sure to never forget that day she made an tasty friend.
 
 
 
 
 
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