And here we go with another scenario that arouses FT to no end! HEAVILY inspired by "At the Captain's Table" by necromuncher

In this scenario, FT once again goes out into the woods. Hearing no predatory animals, he changes his search to traps. Surely if a hunter set out a trap, they intend to eat whatever's caught in it! So once he finds one, or a few, he'll purposefully set them off and get caught in them, but only if he can easily get out of it (Rope snares and bear traps. His thick hide-like scales and strong bones make it relatively safe to step in them). Then he waits for the trappers to come.

Upon approaching, if they immediately express to him that they're going to eat him ("Well well well, looks like we caught ourselves quite a huge meal!), he'll become aroused and let them do as they wish! Sometimes he'll even bring a literal sign that says "Your dinner/Eat me/Eat this!" or any combination of that to ensure that the hunters will immediately think to eat him! If not, he'll first ask "Are you going to eat me?", if they say no, he'll then ask "if I said I set off the trap on purpose so you'd eat me, would you eat me?". If again they say no, he'll break himself free and run off!

In this comic, the hunters obliged FT of his desires to be roasted alive and eaten, and the extremely horny dragon enjoyed every second of it! Though he got a little too carried away this time! It could have ended a lot worse for him with that snare around his neck!

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