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Co-created by Jerb and I! Her name is Belynda, and she is an adorable dork who hides behind a fierce exterior.
Belynda finds out that knightly armor is terrible on the digestion. Its hard surfaces and pointy bits are pokey and achey inside the stomach and when exposed to her dragon's internal heat, it melts and makes a huge gooey mess that takes hours to pass through and causes a horrible bellyache in the meantime. Dragons aren't so tough on the inside as they are out!
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Posted by Ridwanwolf 9 years ago Report
I think I know this better than anyone! >w<
*rubs her tummy and offers wolfbane* this tends to cure an upset dragon tummy. at least I think so with my experience with dragons
Posted by Birichino 9 years ago Report
Does this mean dragonsbane would cure a wolf's tummyache?
Posted by Ridwanwolf 9 years ago Report
not necessaraly...
I work with a dragon on my free time so i knos
Posted by Birichino 9 years ago Report
What are you and the dragon working on? Stable energy sources? Corrosion-proof pants?
Posted by Ridwanwolf 9 years ago Report
Not to drink out of the toliet. Shes not very civilised
Posted by Birichino 9 years ago Report
Not drinking out of the toilet is its own reward.
Posted by CGR-7 9 years ago Report
She'll be a bit bloated and gassy, too. When stomach acid dissolves a metal, it'll release some hydrogen in the process. =\
Posted by Itsuune 9 years ago Report
Ooooh, such a bellyache poor Belynda would have. Those gassy belly-burps will be intense!
Posted by dwarfhunter 9 years ago Report
well this is what happens when you piss off a dragon girl...she get a stomach ache XD
Posted by Birichino 9 years ago Report
Silly dragon! You're supposed to open canned food first.
Posted by pendingdel3056hb25 9 years ago Report
Pffft. Who has the time?
*Swallows tin of chili whole*
Posted by Birichino 9 years ago Report
Do...dragons actually HAVE anything important to do? I figured they only ate princesses because they were super bored just lying in money they can't spend all the time.
Really, it's odd they're not adventurers.
Posted by pendingdel3056hb25 9 years ago Report
I dunno. I assume they're just lazy like me. XD
Posted by Indighost 9 years ago Report
Absolutely fantastic!!
Posted by pendingdel3056hb25 9 years ago Report
Ooooh, ouch. Literally melted rather than chemically "melted" in digestion... When your body heat makes better work of your meal than your stomach acids do, it's probably not meant to be food.
Brilliant work here! An interesting take, for sure!
Posted by WritersBlock700 9 years ago Report
Does she ever learn?
Posted by Tetravexitus 9 years ago Report
molten steel?...this is one of the best concept ever.