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Shorter fics/scenes I've written because I wanted to.
“Cadet? What did I warn you about?” Spitfire’s sharp voice was usually enough to make the newbies quail, but the aqua Pegasus trotting right up didn't seem to lose the smirk plastered across her face. “Cadet! This was the last straw! You jeopardised four lives with that stunt,say goodbye to your ass! I'm not having some reckless kamikaze on the team,” Spitfire continued. This was the point where the cadsts broke down and cried and argued… but Lightning kept o
The Captain's Seat
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Pain! Sudden, intense pain! Type awoke screaming bloody murder as he felt something ramming into him and stretching the tight flesh of his rumphole. The brown earth pony stallion tried to move, to pull away from what huge, thick thing was ramming wide his tortured tailhole. He could feel his slender rump cheeks clutching around something huge and thick, like a club of meat, squishing apart his rounded cheeks. “Little pony wakes now,” he heard the gruff grumble from above. He looked over his
Knot His Type
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“Blue moon… you saw me standing alone. Without a dream in my heart. Without a love of my own,” the radio crooned, the classic song’s lyrics echoing around the virtually empty bar. Smoke still saturated the air of the small building, darkness pierced only in places by the glare of electric lights. A lone figure sat at the bar, back obscured by the brown leather of a duster. A green paw rested on the bar, lone claw tapping against a chipped glass full of amber liquid. The bar was empty bes
Dining on Dragon
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Such taste… hours of reading book after book had not been able to do it justice. The sensation of it moving and squirming was almost… orgasmic. That stretch… flesh that should not shift warping wider and pushing boundaries. Everything about this was… breath taking. Blueblood had been all around the world, tried the finest of everything, but nothing compared to this. There was nothing like pulling a living, breathing pony down your throat. “Mmmpph!” the feminine cries of the self-styl
Rules of Ascension
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The Wind Runner. Camber read the plaque once, then again to make sure he had read it right. The ship was legendary. Magitech engines in the varnished, wooden hull could allegedly get this ship to over 200mph thanks to its lack of reliance on balloons and its small and compact build. Of course that should splinter the wooden hull, but Camber was positive the wood must be reinforced by metal. Really the thing should never be able to fly, but its unique build used thrusters to lift off of the grou
A Seat Fit for a Pirate
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Ding-ding. The bell above the door of Sugarcube Corner rang out, announcing the arrival of an early riser. Blue ears rose up, the mare behind the counter getting into position and straightening out her frilly yellow apron before Cup Cake greeted the customer. “Good Morning, Neon!” she declared with a soft smile, his unmistakeable striped blue scarf giving him away in a heartbeat. “Good morning, Mrs. Cake,” the grey earth pony replied as he nervously ran a hoof through his green mane. Mr
Baking Up a Storm
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This was it, the moment he had been preparing months for, but Lord Fancypants didn’t break a sweat, even when presented with the daughter of Chieftain Perde, the largest of the giraffe tribes. She had been driven from the aerodrome to the biggest hotel in Canterlot and set up in the penthouse suite, the room with the tallest ceilings. Fancypants stood before the door, having already knocked. After a few moments the door began to open. “On behalf of the Princesses of Equestria, it is my pleas
Stomaching Diplomats
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The slow fall of hooves against the boggy mud made a shallow splash, audible over the chatter of insects and distant bursts of searing hot flame. Three figures tread in a line, slowly making their way through the marshland. The lead stallion, a white unicorn with a teal mane and an outfit that most definitely did not belong outside of Canterlot took one look at his map, then another at the lake of much deeper water ahead of him and shook his head. “Well I’m sunk,” he exclaimed, folding it
Three's a Crowd(ed Stomach)
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Wind Rider refused to let his head hang low. He had done what he had to do… and he would have succeeded too if it weren’t for that meddlesome unicorn, and her mangy pega-partner. “Don’t touch me,” he snapped at the blue Wonderbolt mare who had been asked to escort him, the Wonderbolt in question rolling her eyes and just stepping behind him to make sure he did leave. The joyous shouts of the rainbow mare he had tried to frame echoed throughout the building as he trotted towards the bac
Down the Drain
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It was the middle of the night, a half-moon high in the sky as a lone figure jumped the fence to Sweet Apple Acres, stealing their way onto the orchard. Light hoof-falls went unheard by all, nopony seeing the gangly figure of a tall and lithe stallion working their way from tree to tree, approaching the big red barn where they stopped for a moment. Resting against the wall, which put a nice barrier between himself and the main farmhouse, the figure waited a moment to catch his breath. In the moo
Feeding Time on the Farm
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Aryanne couldn’t believe she was doing this. The pure white mare trotted back and forth, her immaculate black uniform clad tight on her form, squeezing against her slightly chubby belly and rounded flanks. She sighed, turning with a flick of her blond mane to set her blue eyes on the zebra mare before her. “You haff taken ze enema?” her Germane accented voice barked. The zebra mare nodded her head, her own green eyes meeting Aryanne’s. “It’s clean as I can make it back there…” sh
Trojan Zebra
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“Argh! Buck!” Backstabber cried out as he fell to the floor, slamming onto his back. “Luna damn it!” the reddish pink earth pony mare cursed as she moved her hooves to her chest. They wandered down her dented metal armour, seeking out the buckles and tugging at them. Click. The buckle slipped open and she pulled the chest plate off, tossing it to the side. Reaching down she felt over the bruised flesh where the armour had buckled, a rifle bullet clear in the dent. Hooves landed behind he
Dealing with Raiders
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“Man, I always hate patrolling the gardens at night.” Shell rolled her eyes at Lance’s whine as he repeated what he said every time the guard duo reached the statue gardens. “Man, I hate you whining about patrolling the gardens at night,” Shell replied, the aquamarine unicorn mare stopping in her tracks so she could poke at the armoured chest of her companion. The orange earth pony stallion frowned as her hoof plinked at his armour. “Well, it bucking sucks. Always so creepy, and man
Griefing the Guards
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“Huff… puff… huff…” A cyan mare with a prismatic mane was making all kinds of sounds as she strained her body, forehooves pushing up against the plush, soft surface above her. Her hooves sank into the squishy, wet roof of the palate, sharp teeth jutting down behind her as she was entirely stuffed into the hot, moist cavern of maw. Saliva splattered all over her face, mixing with the sweat running down her coat as she strained her hooves, holding back the jaws as they attempted to snap
Exercising (A Lack Of) Caution
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“Hahahaha! So you stuffed it up there?” Spitfire asked, the yellow furred Wonderbolt mare laughing her head off and slamming a hoof against the counter. She was perched upright on a stall, empty glasses covering the counter as she sat with her friend and flight buddy, Soarin. The blue stallion was equally lost in laughter. Soarin nodded his head, tears in his eyes at just the memory of it. “Yeah! I couldn’t let Eagle Eye see it! So straight up there! Just a loud squish and up it went…
Drunken Shenanigans
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“Woohoo! Read ‘em and weep boys!” Braeburn exclaimed as he slammed his hand down onto the wooden table, a crumpled set of cards arranged from left to right in a royal flush. The smile on the yellow stallion’s face was wide as a country mile, his green eyes seeming to take up half of his face with his own excitement. All around the table the other players went silent, leaving only the background excited chatter of Appaloosa’s one and only Empty Pie Tin Saloon to fill the air. Another ha
Cherry's Lucky Night
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“Well, Celestia. I never would have thought that you would be lighting my life rather than that of your pathetic ponies,” the mocking voice of Queen Chrysalis said loudly and clearly, followed by an insectoid buzz that sounded a lot like laughter. The Queen of the Changelings lifted up and dropped back, landing on the plush, soft bed that once belonged to the Princess of Equestria. The pure white alicorn with a prismatic mane that had until earlier that evening been Princess of Equestria was
Chrysalis' Worst Nightmare
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Flash Sentry looked down at the card in his hoof, then back up to the beat up wooden wagon that was sat before him. It didn’t do much to “Amaze” and “Wow” him as Trixie promised in cursive script, but hopefully that would change soon enough. The orange coated stallion was sure to check left and right as he trotted around to the door. Even out of his guard uniform he was still pretty recognisable, and this wasn’t the most savoury of activities. The guardspony lifted an orange hoof and
A Vanishing Act
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“Oh, b-b-buck… get in there, you… Mmm…” the lewd voice of a female pegasus echoed out with a squish. A muffled cry sounded in response, the squealing of another pegasus mare who was a little too loudmouthed for her own good being shown the back door. The squeezing and squishing made wet noises, compounded by hot moans and muffled squeals, the sounds of enjoyment happening right behind that door. And sat before it was a chocolate brown pegasus stallion. Audax echoed the grunts and groan
Apex of the Academy
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Hearts were thumping, blood was rushing, and breaths came out in hot pants. The two mares couldn’t believe it. Stood before them was none other than Sunshine Magazine’s number one hottest stallion and the prince of Equestria. Perfectly tall and with just the right level of muscle to his build, a mane luscious and soft as golden silk and a coat smooth and clean as marble. Prince Blueblood was in Ponyville… in their spa. Aloe and Lotus looked at each other, barely able to contain their excit
The Full Treatment
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“Uggghhh…” Daring groaned, the pegasus mare’s head throbbing, not helped by the constant jostling. “Stop that…” she grumbled, slowly opening her tan eyelids to reveal the glow of her purple pupils. The ground appeared to her, a hazy sea of green as she groaned again. Her head was swimming… in fact it felt like she was bleeding back there. She tried to pull her sore foreleg back to feel… but it refused to move. Confused her eyes wandered up and her vision was filled by the plump
Daring Do and the Zebra's Ass
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“Don’t think about ponies. Don’t think about ponies. Don’t think about food,” Spike repeated, wincing as he made that last statement. The purple dragon groaned as he said it again, clutching his head in his claws. Living among ponies was killing him. Ever since his last birthday he found himself staring at mare and his mouth-watering… but not out of lust. No, even Rarity he no longer had wet dreams about, well beyond that one dream where he rammed her soft muzzle into his hot, tight
From Rock Candy to Bon Bons
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“Ughhhh…” The groan echoed throughout the cloud house of one prismatic pegasus. The door to her bedroom lay wide open, and inside her large and comfortable bed lay a white and brown lump of fur and feathers. “Uggghhhhhh…” the lump repeated, slowly unfolding to reveal a pair of amber eyes and a pointed yellow beak. “Couldn’t make it easy, could you, Dash?” the griffon asked, peering upwards to stare at her stomach. It was huge and bloated, sagging outwards as it responded with a
Revenge Served Fresh and Hot
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“DJ Pon3! DJ Pon3! DJ Pon3!” thousands of voices cried in unison. Hooves stomped the ground in eager anticipation. A lone stallion trotted onto the stage, a fancy suit tailored to look as punk as possible cladding his form. He cleared his throat raising his hooves and gesturing to the side entrance he had just come through. “Hello dudes and dudettes!” the stallion called out, his horn glowing as his voice amplified to echo around the main floor. “It is 200% awesome that you’re all he
Hitmare: Octavia's Last Symphony
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“Drop dat bass!” The yell caught like wildfire, cheers and yells coming from the insatiable crowd of ponies as they packed out the main floor of the club. Hot, sweaty bodies of all shapes and sizes danced back and forth, heads and tails swinging in all directions. Neon lights glared through the foggy smoke, firing off in tune with the near deafening music, the resonant boom of the bass reverberating the walls, pulsing in everypony’s heads as they yelled in unison. At the head of it all Vin
Hitmare: Vinyl's Last Rave
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The unicorn mare trotted into the empty hall, her hooves clopping loudly on the cobbled stone. A cold and eerie wind blew through the air. Near darkness permeated the chamber, only a few sputters of flame from dying torches casting any light within. A circle of red coloured dust lay in the centre of the chamber, the unicorn trotting right before it to come to a stop just before the edge of the circle. Her hooves rose up, clutching at a dark hood and lifting it back to reveal a dark mane crossed
Immersion
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“Bring forth the earth ponies,” the clear, strong voice of the ruler of the unicorns echoed throughout the halls of the throne room as a silver hoof beckoned forth. The unicorn was draped over a golden throne, the back all comforted with red plush. At her word a number of guards trotted forwards in unison, silver armour clad unicorns of multiple colours and genders marching in a strict pattern. Encased in their box formation trotted a trio of nervous looking earth ponies, trying to keep in t
An Earth Pony's Duty
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“Moving up!” Arcana called into her headset, the white unicorn clad in black checking her corners before hopping over a low wall and galloping over to a vending machine. She dived behind it, sliding into the cover. As she rose back up she tilted the rifle back with her magic to give it a check over. “Hold position, Arcana. I’m having trouble raising the rookies,” responded a voice over her radio. “10-4,” Arcana replied curtly, peeking around from behind the vending machine. Before
Operation: Snake-Bait
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“Are you sure this is the place?” A female voice asked, tinged with nervousness and worry. “You ask to go to Kula Tours. I take you to Kula Tours,” the thick, rich accent of a male Zebra trying to speak Equestrian replied. The source of the female voice, a dragony named Dusk, nodded her head, her pale blue eyes switching uncertainly to the place where she ended up and back to the taxi driver that was her only ride to the hotel. “W-well… I’m not sure now… the brochure said that...
Tourist Trap
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