>> Ask the crowd to help you (Success)

When #Cat slips into the crowd, you muster up some tears and begin bawling your eyes out.
"Waaaaaahhhh! Somebody get that caaaat! She...she dunked my face in the toilet and said racist things to me! *Hic!*"

From within the crowd, you hear a small scuffle and a "C'mere, you!" followed by #Cat cursing and spitting.
She appears first, held aloft by a massive arm. Soon afterward comes the most ridiculous-looking man you've ever seen. You're pretty sure he's from that fraternity, Nu Lambda Chi. Good thing he doesn't know you're planning on joining Pi Phi Chi, since the two are rivals.

"She causing you trouble, miss?" the bobcat asks, grinning as he holds her by the...shirt? Scruff of the neck? You're not sure if that's her clothes or what.

You sniffle a bit and nod, wiping away some tears.

He looks at her, lip jutting out in a disapproving manner. "Now why'd you have to go and be mean to an innocent gal like that?"
He looks back at you and ignores her protests that you were trying to snarf her. "Now what would you like me to do about her?"
You think about it...public place. Rival frat member. Hmm...

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OPTIONS:

http://strawpoll.me/7387930


NOTE: Voting ended at 5:00 p.m. EST. The results are as-follows:
"I bet you can't snarf her!": 1-57 (58 votes)
"Could you...feed her to me, please?": 58-114 (57 votes)
"We should take her to the Pi Phi Chi desk.": 115-137 (23 votes)

Roll: 31

Success: 1-80
Failure: 81-100

Roll: 37 (Success!)

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