All Helen, heavyset mother of two,
had wanted was a quiet lunch in the park. Enjoy her meal in peace,
and feel that gentle breeze through her hair, and the warm daylight
on her excess skin. She hadn’t asked for a little girl to run up
and start playing her stomach like a drum.
“Wow, lady, you’re huge! Are you
having a baby?”
“Oh, no sweetie, not at the
moment…”
Now, this young lady clearly had no
sense of personal space, but the large woman’s past gave her a few
more reasons to b

Fighting crime was much harder than
Kamala had ever expected. She could enlarge her fists and punch
through a brick wall with ease, but most of the time she didn't feel
all that empowered. Really, she was lucky New Jersey only had one
supervillain, and he was enough as it was.
"Bed...need...bed..." she
had managed to sneak back into her house without her parents
noticing; the last thing she needed was to get grounded yet again.
Slumping down on her bed, her spandex uniform melted away

Exploring the ancient world is a
profession that requires a certain flair of finesse. You needed a
distinct respect for the aging lands you traversed, showing them the
admiration their great legacy’s deserved, while remaining on your
feet in case of crumbling platforms or long hidden traps. A
respectable job only for the most patient souls with the most
delicate touch…
And then there was Mika Munch, who
wore a bright purple top, had spent the first twenty minutes of her
journey through the t

"This ain't fair," Harley
pouted as the night air rushed by her, blowing her bell ended jester
'ears' and making quite a racket in the process. Gotham City looked
so beautiful at this speed, you could almost ignore the decay and
complete lack of preservation on the majority of the city's
architecture.
"I'm
afraid I must disagree. You were holding hostages, and I am sure they
were very happy when I arrived."
"Whatever." Starfire. Of
all the goody good superhero loser