Lilo for Lunch
For Saintheartwing
By Misterebony
 
Lilo stared at the letter she had recieved with curiousity. She had gotten some strange letters in the past, but this one was most unusual.
 
It was an invite to a summer camp. But it said only she could go, and no one else. Lilo found that suspicious from the word go, which was why Nani was looking it over.
 
"Hmmm... I don't know what your so worried about. Everyone goes to summer camp at some point." Nani justified, but Lilo crossed her arms.
 
"And how many times was I INVITED to one?"
 
Nani shrugged. "Maybe it means your making progress in school. I mean you have several friends now, so maybe they got the invite for you."
 
Lilo could not argue with that. She did not like the idea of it, but she also did not want to offend a friend. "Alright, I'll go pack. WIll you be ok with Stitch?"
 
Nani smiled as she looked in the other room, Stitch playing a new video game that Jumba had made with his evil genius.
 
"I think I can manage." Nani said. Neither were aware that outside, Gantu chuckled as he went to his communicator, 625 aka Reuben nearby somewhat confused.
 
"Ok, I get that we were getting the girl to go by herself. But you want to tell me WHY? I mean I am an integral part of the team here."
 
Gantu looked at Reuben. "I know, your the chief cook and bottle washer." He teased, patting his head. "As for the plan, Hamsterviel is tired of Lilo getting in the way of his schemes. For his next phase to work, he needs to get rid of Lilo in his own... special way."
 
Reuben pulled out a peanut butter and pineapple sandwich. "And what way is that?" He said as he took a bite, Gantu watching with a chuckle.
 
"Let's just say your a bigger influence than you realized."
 
Reuben tilted his head in confusion as Gantu chuckled, watching Lilo head for the bus stop. This time, there was no escape for the little girl.
 
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Hamsterviel had been spending all day preparing for this, and now the plan was set. As he watched the children getting off the bus for the Matika Summer Camp of Awesome, he watched especially one little girl, one who seemed to be doing okay making friends, despite her weirdness. Hamsterviel chuckled inwardly as he remembered his first human friend, that snobby girl who always picked on her.
 
He pat his gut and licked his lips at the memory of her, glad she was at least willing in the end after the full extent of the plan. His communicator lit up as Gantu appeared.
 
"The entie house is fully convinced Lilo was invited by a friend. None are concerned Doctor." Gantu said.
 
"For once Gantu, you did something right. You did NOTHING. Now, stand by for my word to begin Phase the Second!"
 
Reuben forced his way intot he picture. "COme on Hamsterguy! How did I inspire this one?"
 
Hamsterviel was annoyed, and yet at the same time amused. "Oh fine. Look behind me."
 
Reuben blinked as he did, and caught sight of.....
 
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now that is clever! You'll have to let me know how it goes!"
 
Hamsterviel chuckled. "Given my experience, I can only imagine it going well, especially with the help I have recruited. Now, be ready for my signal!" He broke connection and watched as a director gave the children directions, Hamsterviel licking his lips.
 
"Toight Lilo, Tonight you will be no more a thorn in my side, just a bit of fat on my belly."
 
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Lilo was having anything but fun right at the moment. Sure the other kids were not weirded out by her love of zombie movies and somewhat stranger things, and they loved her homemade doll. But that said Lilo did not like it here. It was just too boring without Stitch or anyone elese. She decided she wanted to go home.
 
She left her cabin that night, heading for the dorms where the chief counselors were so she could call home. She was so focused on what she needed to do she did not even hear the footsteps behind her, nor was she expecting as she was hit by a stun beam, held by Hamsterviel. He laughed as Lilo fell, quickly stuffing her into a sack witht he help of his recruit, who chuckled and held her up. The two heading ack to his campsite.
 
"This was too easy!" He said aloud. "Without your little blue friend, you are defenseless to my greatness! But don't worry, soon you will be a big part of me." He smiled as he lit the fires under a massive grill a the site, revealing the full extent of his evil plan. Nearby lay a large burger bun, as well as some ketchup and mustard. And standing by that, holding the bag, was Frenchfry, who grinned evilly.
 
"A VERRY big part I think, given your sugary diet!" He laughed as Lilo was dumped out onto the ground, Frenchfry immediately tossing her up. "Now not for too long! Just enough to tan her skin. I want her wiglging inside me."
 
Lilo woke up as Frenchfry placed her on the grill. She eeped and went to get up but the chef cousin was too fat, and held her down. Hamsterviel chuckled as he prepared the bun. "It was that so called friend of yours that brought this idea on Lilo. She was really nice to me, but her parents... well they say the more you have the less you care. And well they were rather mean to her. Especially her dad. So one day she was in the room asking to just dissapear.
 
"Now I admit I had been intrested in the idea of Earthlings as food before. I mean approximently 75 different planets consider humanity to be a rtaher rare delicacy, including the Greys of Altair VII. So I figured I would test that and decided to have her for my meal."
 
Lilo was wide eyed. "You... you ate Mertle?!"
 
Hamsterviel chuckled as Lilo was turned over. "With barbecue sauce. She was rather ticklish too, and went rather happily. I was glad to help my friend. But it gave me an idea. An evil genus like myself could get rich on selling humans. They are rather.... rare. So I am working out the details, and recruiting cousins who can help. Like your friend here."
 
Frenchfry giggled and flipped Lilo high into the air, her handing with an ooof on the bun, tanned and stiff but alive, but it was rather scary and slightly painful being cooked up rare. She moaned and winced as Hamsterviel traced his finger along her arm, licking it delicately.
 
"MMmmmmmm... not bad, like what you humans call viel. I suppose it fits." He looked at her. "See, I need you out of the way to execute my plan. You are the one who makes those experiments be good. When your gone the rest will fall into place."
 
Lilo winced as Frenchfry squirted the ketchup on her back, and added some pickles.
 
"But first, I need to have a midnight snack, and a Lilo Burger sounds.... delicious."
 
The look in his eye filled Lilo with dread. It was the last thing she saw as the top bun was placed on her. It was a long burger, just the right size for a long patty... or a little girl. Hamsterviel chuckled as he lifted it up and began to eat, swallowing up Lilo's head. Her scrams made the world vibrate around her, but all that did was massage the evil rodent alien from inside, making him chuckle as he swallowed, chewing just enough to get the ful taste of Lilo and the condiments slopped all over her. Lilo screamed for Nani, for Stitch, for anyone to save her.
 
But she was alone now, and that meant no one was going to save her. She cried as she felt her head enter the rodents small but squishy belly, knowing some of the fat around it was her former "friend" Mertle. She felt herslef and the burger around her ecome squished as it all compated in the stomach, hearing a loud booming outside as Hamsterviel smacked his full, satisfied belly.
 
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... that was good... tasted like...... revenge." He chuckled as she struggled, knocking him about some. He looked to Frenchfry. "ROund up the others at the camp here and load them on our ship. We will begin mass production soon. And.... bring me some klind of cart. I rather not remove whats left of Lilo in the bushes."
 
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"Reports indicate the whole of the camp staff and attendents have vanished, with no clue as to their whereabouts. For the time being, police are searching for clues or awaiting a call from the mysterious kidnappers."
 
Nani and Stitch watched, unable to blnk at the anouncemnt. hey looked to one another with worry, as in the other room Jumba Jaheera looked at the screen of his computer with shock. A message was on it.
 
"Hope you are good at making clones, my old rival."
 
Below it was a picture of a very fat Hamsterviel. Jumba did not need to look twice to knwo the truth. Worse... he knew it was only beginning.
 
The worst was yet to come....