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It’s never in the same place twice, but if you’re lucky enough to find it and have someone to vouch for you, maybe you can try the cuisine at CutieBurger!
This one-of-a-kind spaceship-gone-greasy-spoon caters specifically to customers with an appetite that’s highly frowned upon within the Empire. The restaurant serves illegally produced reduced-sized clones - CutieBurger’s infamous “MicroCuties”. The MicroCuties are served in a variety of dishes or even simply on their own, ungarnished. Intrepid diners have the opportunity to face the Size Category Challenge, in which a clone is produced at approximately the height of the challenger. If the challenger is able to down the entire meal, their victory is immortalized in a photograph pinned to a colossal corkboard. (The above photo is of the most recent winners - one of whom conquered the challenge twice in one sitting and somehow even finished that basket of Micro Fries…)
Occasionally, CutieBurger will get its hands on a high-value ingredient - some ranking servant of the Empire or infamous space pirate - and offer the captured individual as a “Special Dish”. No clones - first come, first serve, and the price is usually exorbitant. However, the mysterious proprietor of CutieBurger knows how to select her special dishes, and not a single special has gone unsold. In fact, in one instance, an SPSC Chief Inspector was put on offer as the Special, and a fifty-ship dogfight erupted outside of the restaurant over who would get to eat her. (In the end, the winner was an infamous pirate queen who had a personal score to settle with the captured officer - and who got her wish after a hefty sum was paid.)
(Aesirko belongs to Aesir. Jessica belongs to
Sephiroth.)
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Posted by deletbn26026 8 years ago Report
All your ideas and themes are adorable, please don't ever quite art, if you do a star will surely die.
Posted by SuperSpaceZone 8 years ago Report
Jeez! I'm blushing. Thank you.
Posted by deletbn26026 8 years ago Report
Talent like yours is what makes others want to make great works
Posted by deletbn26026 8 years ago Report
Not trying to kiss ass d:
Posted by deletbn26026 8 years ago Report
Not trying to kiss ass d:
Posted by deletbn26026 8 years ago Report
I have no clue why this sent twice, just noticed i apologize.
Posted by StormyRange 8 years ago Report
I love it, don't make me try to apply for a job to help tums settle from under tables arrrgh- />//w//>\
Posted by Belloc 8 years ago Report
Oh man, only 2000c. What a deal!
Posted by SuperSpaceZone 8 years ago Report
That's a whole lot of c, maybe!
Posted by deej1011 8 years ago Report
Sounds like a pretty awesome idea. Also, the art's pretty great too ^^
Posted by fholgore 8 years ago Report
We will see more cutieburger on the future?