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I ain't even sorry about that title pun haha
For those of you who DON'T play Splatoon, there's an ability that's DOMINATING the competitive (and not-so-competitive) scene right now. It's called Quick Respawn.
Basically it removes any real consequences of being splatted, so you can zombie your way through a match. It removes any actual skill and has turned comp Splatoon into a shitshow.
Our lady squid here has little tolerance for stupid bullshit strategies and has opted to just swallow (almost) the entire enemy team whole. By the time they've digested she'll have completed the objective!
Wait, is that a purple squid in there too? Even allies aren't safe from her judgement!
Her little squid boyfriend seems okay though. He's too fresh to use the Quick Respawn cheese, so he gets to feel his doomed friends sloshing away from the outside instead of the inside.
This has been a Tabris PSA; if you use Quick Respawn, squid girls will eat and digest you for being bad at the game. Thank you.
Art is by my awesome friend chubbyjam, thanks a ton yo!
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Posted by Kelly 8 years ago Report
Wll I would LOVE to have somebody clean up the servers like her :/
Posted by Tabris 8 years ago Report
SERIOUSLY
Posted by Kelly 8 years ago Report
Yes ! Do I look like Im joking ?! This is War kid ! Now you will have to decide if you are a kid or a squid
Posted by ShadowHawk 8 years ago Report
So you're saying I should buy a wii u and splatoon, then use quick respawn?
Posted by Tabris 8 years ago Report
i will find you and fight you to the death
and then feed you to this squid
Posted by ShadowHawk 8 years ago Report
good.
Posted by HeroineSaria 7 years ago Report
What if I had Quick Respawn on my Traditional Apron in 1, don't normally get splatted cause Charger main?
Splatoon 2 doesn't have the Tradional set, so I have to use my Bamboozler set up, which covered Ink recovery (And more recently Ink saver main)
Looking back on it now, my setup was mostly useless for me. I mained Kelp Splatterscope, With Bomn Range up Pilot Goggles, Quick Respawn Traditional Apron, and Run Speed up Traditional Sandals, all having at least two slots of Run Speed up. But I looked fresh as hell.