Meeting your daughter’s boyfriend for the first time is always a big moment for a mother. Though to be honest with you, I was outright looking forward to it. Some mother’s might be nervous about their child’s choice of partner or they might threat about being an embarrassment. But I have nothing to be embarrassed about. I am a living breathing goddess with a body most women would kill for. Or more accurately, a body which when called fat would probably end up killing one of tho

It was a cold autumn morning as a redheaded teenage girl struggled with her fishing line, dressed in a pair of cargo pants and a thick black and orange jacket. The girl, named Trinity, grunted as she reeled in her fishing line from the dock, which was more a length of cable than anything. She and her mother, Skye, had gone fishing with her friends and it appeared that she had caught something massive. “Woah! Hold on tight, Mom! We caught a whopper!”, Trinity laughed, despite Skye not bein