"Dude, are you getting an erection from me swallowing you?"
 
"What? No!"
 
"Dude I can see it in your swimsuit."
 
"...I haven't had any physical contact since I broke up with Karen."
 
"Man, fuck Karen. She was a bitch."
 
"Hey, don't bad-talk Karen! She was alright. I was the problem."
 
"If you say so Dude."
 
"Yeah Bro."
 
"Y'know it's okay if you're gay, right Dude?"
 
"Yeah, I know. Why you always gotta be telling me that Bro?"
 
"Whatever Dude."
 
"..."
 
"..."
 
"Bro, you can spit me back up when we're done, right?"
 
"Of course, Dude! I practiced this with, like, five girls."
 
"Yeeeeeeeeeah, you got it, you got it!"
 
"Yeeeeeeeeeeah boy! You know it!"
 
"My Bro, out there slaying puss!"
 
"Haha, yeah, literally the first few times..."
 
"..."
 
"..."
 
"Bro, is that what happened to my sister?"
 
"What!? No!"
 
"Bro."
 
"...She was into it."
 
"Bro!"
 
"What? She was! I told her she might not make it out alive, and she was like 'that's what makes it hot, silly'. Man, she was a freak."
 
"BRO!"
 
"Sorry Dude."
 
"...Apology accepted."
 
"Really Dude?"
 
"If she was okay with it, yeah. She's an adult, that's her choice."
 
"Wow, that's pretty enlightened of you Dude."
 
"I guess, Bro."
 
"Well, you're in my stomach now, Dude. What's that like?"
 
"Bro, how were you talking while you were eating me?"
 
"Dude..."
 
"What?"
 
"Dude I DONT KNOW"
 
"WhooOOAAAHHH!"
 
"Forreal though how is it in there?"
 
"Well its tight, the air is stale, and it kinda smells like puke."
 
"Not quite endosoma there, is it..."
 
"Endowhat?"
 
"Nothing, Dude, don't worry about it."
 
"Alright Bro."
 
"..."
 
"Bro?"
 
"Yeah?"
 
"I, uh, I broke up with Karen because I'm, uh... I'm not into chicks."
 
"..."
 
"I'm, uh... I'm into dudes."
 
"I know, Dude."
 
"Okay."
 
"..."
 
"..."