Evangelion Curing a Headache
 Clad in her usual house wear a yellow tank top and ripped jeans Misato kicked her high heels off as she lay back in her kitchen chair letting her dark violet hair drop down. Popping open her 3rd beer in the last hour she wasted little time in downing the beverage, throwing the can on the floor upon finishing. 'Why couldn't we get just a short break?' Thought the recently promoted major.
  She was referring to the newest angel attack, the 10th on record, she had been promoted after the 9th and prior to the new angels attack she, Asuka, Rei and most importantly Shinji had planned on celebrating. The celebration being ruined by the cities alarms signaling a new attack put her into a bad mood even after the damned creatures death. She had tried drinking to lift her spirit not only did it fail but Asuka had apparently failed to take notice of her superior's foul mood.
  The nearly insufferable redhead girl gloated about 'her' victory against the biggest angel trying to take all the credit from the plan to the killing. The arrogance from such lies gave her a migraine, the alcohol being no help the only silver lining was that she decided to visit Hikari house to have her own celebration. However despite the relief the fact Asuka would be returning to the apartment soon as night fell intensified her headache to the point made Misato nearly pray to God to save her sanity for it was nearly ten at night.
  Hearing the door to the apartment being unlocked, and knowing Shinji was asleep in his room, meant Asuka was here. "Hey idiot! Whats for dinner!" Asuka Langley shouted. Feeling a small surge of anger at girl both increasing her headache and the girls gluttony Misato shouted back, "Shinji's asleep and its ten pm!" Closing the apartment door Asuka said, "Then wake him up he should have finished dinner already!"
 "He did but only for two! You had to have ate at Hikari's!" Misato was glad Shinji wore his tape player to bed this shouting match would have woken him.
 "That idiot didn't even think about me did he?! You told him not to make any for me didn't you?!"
 Narrowing her eyes at the accusation Misato questioned, "Whats that supposed to mean?"
 "Its obvious you want him despite how old you are and young he is! You take nearly half the time near him flirting with him!"
 Misato shot out of her chair knocking it over causing it to crash against the ground, "I dont flirt with him! I just like to tease him!" 'Damn this girl and damn this headache' between the chair fall and Asuka's monkey screaming her head felt like it was about to burst.
 "You're always trying seduce him you Jezebel! Look at yourself!" Asuka waved her hand at her, "You always flaunt your body off to him, pressing or rubbing your fat boobs on him! Its obvious you want him!"
 Grinding her teeth nearly painfully, "Asuka im warning you st-"
 Interrupting her Asuka chuckled, "Of course I dont have to worry about him falling for you with that ugly scare on your chest."
 With white hot anger and her mind blazing migrane Misato didn't care how Asuka had know about that, what she did care about was making Asuka pay. Before the eva pilot could react Misato grabbed her by the neck and hoisted her up in the air.
 "Asuka Langley you are relieved of your duty as a eva pilot." She enjoyed the flash of shock on Asuka's face but continued, "Your new duty Bitch is to fill my belly." Misato opened her mouth wide giving Asuka a clear veiw of the back of her throat. With reflexes from her training Asuka tried to grab Misato's head to push her away. *Gulp* Instead what happened was that Misato grabbed both arms with her mouth and swallowed them down bring her elbow deep into her mouth.
 "Let me out you freak! Im not going to be some sluts me-!" Whatever she was about to say was muffled as Misato draw her head past her lips. 'At least you taste good you bitch.' She thought. Chomping down on Asuka's neck not enough to kill but keep her in place freed up Misato's arms for a bit. Grasping the girls dress the major ripped the former Eva pilots clothing up and discarded her shoes thowing it all the floor. Now with nothing to hide the girls taste Misato gripped Asuka's waist and release her hold on her neck.
  Asuka's face outline could still be seen descending down her body before stopping at her stomach as she was deposited. With the ex eva pilot taste filling her mouth Misato's headache gave way to a blissful cloudy feeling making her eyes have a glazed full look. Swallowing more the major drew the red heads bare ass into her mouth she breifly chewed on it and lapped at Asuka's pussy but swallowed again leaving the girl in her belly unsatisfied in being denied climax from her unwilling pleasure.
  Slurping down her meals legs and as soon as the toes disappeared behind her lips Misato threw her head back swallowing one last time. Inhaling deeply Misato said, "You were a total bitch Asuka but you were a delicious one. Cant wait to see how you add to my figure." Ignoring the struggling from her stomach the Major removered her tank top and jeans along with her panties, laying down on her couch she signed in bliss the redhead being the just what the doctor ordered to cure her headache.
 Next morning
Misato eye's fluttered open as her room began to fill with sunlight, after taking brief notice of her lack of clothes, stretched herself out on the couch she had used as her bed. Feeling unusually energetic she stood up nearly jumping with excitement her sudden movement however she discovered she felt heavier across her body, the new weight almost causing her too fall. Looking down at herself she instantly remembered the events of last night and seeing her new additions made the major almost squeal in happiness. "Well Asuka you were good for at least a few things, a delicious snack, curing a headache and being body fat." Her belly was flat having digested all of the ex eva pilot and been distributed in all right areas, her breasts had gone up two sizes, her ass was bigger, and combined with her thicker thighs gave her a heart shaped ass with a killer hourglass figure, she was even taller! Now a solid 6 feet tall from her previous 5ft 4in but best of all her scar from the second impact, the same the bitch had mocked, was gone.
  Rubbing her chest where the scar once was Misato thought 'I should have ate you after meeting you. Thank you ungrateful bitch enjoy being body fat on your superior.' The thought of her source of migrains and noise complaints being nothing more then nutritious fat made Misato Katsuragi very warm and moist between her legs. With a blush and crestfallen expression she now wondered how to deal with her new problem she was aroused and had no outlet. Kaji was out of the question and she wasn't about to have a one night stand with a random man likely to abuse her, 'Damn it! Isn't there one man who won't take advantage of me?! Why can't all men be friendly like Shinji!?'
  Frozen stiff from the thought Misato slowly looked towards the door to her young housemate's room, a million thoughts racing in her mind. Knowing Shinji was nervous about the opposite sex but was very compassionate to others, her especially which means if she went in there and pushed him a little he would be putty in her hands. Making her choice she opened the door seeing Shinji asleep made her smirk as a she had a mischievous idea. Approaching slowly Misato lifted Shinji's bed sheet up and carefully slid underneath position herself right above him. Seeing how cute he was up close and asleep Misato would have waited for him too wake up but she had need of him awake. Carefully she leaned down and pull his earplugs out she then captured his lips with her own the action making Shinji wake up and upon seeing Misato kissing him gave her a opening to slide her tongue past his lips.
   She held the kiss for as so long as she could but eventually they both needed air, releasing the lip lock they both gasped for oxygen both their faces flushed.
 "Mis...Misa...Misato-san? What?" Shinji stuttered.
 Caressing his check she answered "Oh Shinji I need your help. Asuka left me quite heated up after digesting her."
 She chuckled as his eyes shot open like a deer in headlights. "You what?" He squeaked.
 Standing up a little so that was straddling him she let the bed sheet fall down letting the morning sun shine on her body, watching his eyes be captured by her new figure. "She was the perfect Aspirin but now im hot Shinji-kun. I need your help with it." Shinji watched as she removed his pajamas leaving him in his underwear, trying his best to keep his rising lust under control but it was impossible! Misato was sexy before but now she looked like a super model!
  Misato again chuckled seeing Shinji fighting his urges only needing a little nudge now. She delivered the finishing blow by slamming his head between her breasts making sure he was still looking at her in eyes, starring up at her from between her tits. "Don't worry Shinji I won't eat you too. Your too cute to make meal out of you, let me make you a man." Gingerly she set his manhood free pleasantly surprised at its size she decided to tease him about it, "Wow Shinji you've been hiding this from me? Shame on you haha."
 Rubbing her wet pussy back and forth she wanted to make sure it was at fully erect and drive Shinji more wild. Shinji was in utter bliss and agony feeling Misato's body so close however he couldn't get that greatest pleasure, his dick being teased so carefully but denied release she slowed down everytime he was close. Deciding he had enough Misato quickly raised her hips and engulfed Shinji's member in one thrust. When he opened his mouth in pleasurable shock she bounced on him once at the ssme time moving his open mouth to place one of her nipples inside. Her new size making him look nearly like a baby being fed by his mother the motherly but strong embrace she had him made his mind cloud up. Running on instinct he began to suckle from Misato's giant breast it being bigger then his head and sensitive made Misato moan louder in pleasure as she started ridding his hips. Her moist pussy lubricating his dick making it easier slidding in and out off her, filling the room with wet slapping sounds as their hips meet with each thrust.
  Ultimately Shinji's inexperienced with sex combined with Misato's experience made him cum first however the amount he filled her with made Misato scream to the heavens. Cumming herself after being filled with Shinji's hot lava Misato collapsed backwards dragging him with her. Resting comfortably on top of her Shinji was in a near heart attack from it beating so hard the new sensation of having sex with the goddess of beauty in his mind overcoming him. Wrapping her legs around him to keep him locked in place, Misato said, "Shinji you were wonderful but this isn't over yet." Smilingly with a sharp lust filled expression she continued, "As soon as you are ready we are going at it again, we wre going to spend the whole day in this room to celebrate my promotion and our new relationship."