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"Hrrrrrnnnggh, Druid I'm sneaking around but I'm Dummy Thicc and the clap from my tits keeps alerting the dragon!"
XD
A commission by SenpaiVore for a DnD session between friends. Some new, some old, but all crawling the same dungeon to fight the Big Bad... or do they?
I had a lot of fun with this one, and I think I did reasonably OK with the comedy. It’s probably not the usual pron you’ll find here, but I hope you all enjoy it too!
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Posted by AndAnotherOne 5 years ago Report
Lol that wss interesting.
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
Glad you think so! XD
Posted by TotalBlazing 5 years ago Report
That was really fun, a nice dual story of following what's happening irl, and in the session. I really liked this one.
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
Thank you!
Posted by Squidpad 5 years ago Report
*checks notes* We're reaching /thatguy/ levels that shouldnt be possible
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
Wut
Posted by Squidpad 5 years ago Report
/thatguy/ is the person in the group that derails the game for themself. It's a old forum term
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
Oooooooooooh
Posted by Aarom 5 years ago Report
It's weird and I like it
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
Lol I’m glad you think so!
Posted by Anonymouslion 5 years ago Report
Isn’t Nizunchaleft a Skyrim dwemer ruin? I’ve never played d&d, but I play A LOT of Skyrim.
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
>.>
Posted by Anonymouslion 5 years ago Report
I got the nail on the head didn’t i? It’s nice to see a fellow dovahkiin around
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
Skyrim is one of my favourite games, i’ve always wanted to write about it.
I doubt it will be as smutty though
Posted by Anonymouslion 5 years ago Report
What do you usually play as? I’m usually a Jack of all trades khajiit or a spellsword High elf with a bow.
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
First time was an Arminian archer, got the stealth build out of the way XD
Then it was a dual-handed Breton, I use a couple mods so I maxed for magic resistance to kill dragons better.
Now I’m doing a dark elf spellsword using restoration and the Apocalypse spells mod, to give me more variety and some offensive spells.
Posted by Anonymouslion 5 years ago Report
Noice. But seeing as you’re on this site, I’m surprised you aren’t using the devourment mod. I also suggest using ordinator, the perk overhaul mod. It adds in a couple new spells and abilities. I also suggest vigilant because it adds a shit ton of Armor and weapons as well as a couple spells
Posted by FuzzyTaco 5 years ago Report
What do you mean, I am using it. It’s half the reason I got as far as I did with all the difficulty mods put it. That is to say my character does by stomach more times than I can eat my way out of trouble...
AND I’m using ordinator. No need to assume man, I probably use more mods than most.
Posted by Anonymouslion 5 years ago Report
I’m honestly not surprised. By the way if you’re using ordinator I totally recommend you go up the light armor Skill tree we can choose a punching a fact. There is nothing like punching a dragon to death in dragonscale armor as a high elf. It is badass
Posted by Anonymouslion 5 years ago Report
Hissing dragon! That’s the one!
Posted by Anonymouslion 5 years ago Report
*sings in the Jurassic Park theme* What the fuuu-uuu-uuuck?! What the fuuu-uuu-uuuck?! What the fuuu-uuuck?! What the fuuuuuck!! Holy fuc-king shit what the fuck is this! I have nooooo… fuc-king clluuue!!
Posted by Anonymouslion 5 years ago Report
I don’t reeaay care this is goo-ood shit!