“Hey, I’m gonna head out, boss,” Jude said, leaning over the desk. His boss grinned. “Why you gotta be an ass like that, man?”Jude’s eye twitched slightly. “Ah. Ha. Ha. So funny. Can I go?”The man sighed. “You have no sense of humor.”Jude stared at him. “Ha-ha, yes, ass jokes to a donkey. Classic. Timeless. Definitely not something I’ve heard every moment of my entire life, not to mention every single day since I started working here. You’re hilarious. I’ll send flowe

The call came, as calls often do, at the least convenient time. Lola jumped as her commo went off while she was halfway through sudsing up in the shower. She stared at it for a long moment, but there was really no question of ignoring it. The commo was smart enough to know she was in the shower, and the only thing that could bypass the do not disturb settings was if her house was on fire, which would be a ringing klaxxon, if one of her enemies had kicked it, which would be a cheering crowd sound

A gentle sound rang through the room, almost like windchimes, but the sound lacked the randomness of the bells being rung in the air. It was purposeful, ascending, chiming again and again with gentle insistence. 
Lola Green sat up in bed with a soft sigh, rubbing her face and grumbling slightly in the darkened room. “I’m up, I’m up!”
The chimes stopped and hands came out of the dark, caressing and touching her all over, stroking her legs, feet, back, breasts, and coc

“Heya, dudes and dudettes, this is Chase Reign, and welcome to the Evening Hour,” a small leopard said, brushing a swoosh of hair out of his face as he grinned at the camera.
There was a title graphic and some bouncy, kinda sleazy music played, and then it cut back to the leopard’s face.
“So, recently we did a huge chess game and lots of you are all for that, really liked it. Went over great, and we’ll definitely be doing that again. But some of you-”
The ca

Selena hummed softly as they loaded the boat. Her teachers, Clara and Joy, and her new breeders, 77, 28, and 41 (they liked the numbers, apparently) had taken nothing with them. 
Bud, on the other hand…
“Seriously?” she said with a grin, watching him roll out another pallet. 
Bud coughed. “It’s just laying around.”
“What the hell is it all?”
“Um, pretty much all the hand tools in the shop were the first one. The second was a lathe,

“What’s up, dudes and dudettes, this is Chase Reign, coming to you with a very special game today!”The young leopard grinned at the camera, pushing his floppy swoosh of hair out of his face. Around him, the park was brightly lit, the sun shining on the wide green spaces, joggers in the background slowing down to eye him, wave at the camera, look at something just off camera curiously. “So first, yes, we are outdoors, and yes we are live! And yes, this is probably a horrible mistake, cons

Selena sighed as she leaned in the doorway. “Isaac, I really need to say this, and I need you to hear me: the next time you ‘forget’ to mention something that makes my life way, way harder, I am going to stab something. Something that is not mine. Likely something expensive.”
Isaac rubbed his face. “I didn’t think the boltholes would be a problem!”
Selena stared at the mostly empty compound halls. Champion Compound was a fortress, built by a madman tryin

Sherri Atkinson, née Hooper, sighed happily as she snuggled back into the chair in the living room, flicking through the television channels. The cable package had been cancelled last week, but her new wife had made a single call, and suddenly they had internet so fast she could probably download a few international libraries in the time it made to brew tea, they had every single add-on and optional channel, and a few that she was fairly sure were region locked to other countries, and the

It had been a weird few months for the man formerly known as Brentley Davenport. Well, weird most of a year, actually. Ten months ago, he and his sister had received a cryptic message from Dad that they were out of the will, subsequent to which, the old man and their mother had not returned their calls. Or emails. Nor had the asshole’s law firm. Nor any of their friends. The money had stopped, the credit cards had cut off, and they’d been out in the cold with bills coming due, and no

The crowd was roaring, and it was a very literal roar. Like the surf against the beach, like the wind in a storm, like an avalanche falling, the crowd sound rushed against the field, reverberated around the area, drowning out breathing, heartbeats, even thought. It was a powerful, deadly sound. 
And yet, it wasn’t the noise that killed. It was the field. 
The whole place was smooth black rubber from end to end, 300 yards long and 120 yards wide of nothing but baking black heat. I

Chase Reign chuckled as he leaned in towards the camera. “So, this has been a blast, guys. I love going back to my roots, liveplaying games, and I’ve been excited for Bad Command 4 for like, a year now.”
He grinned as he reached down and pulled the 16 year old cat boy out from under the desk, the boy’s eyes glazed and a blush on his face. He was missing an arm and a leg, and his face was lightly covered with cum. 
“Doing it with Denny here to keep me fed and ha