As you awaken from a restful night's sleep, you listen for Isabelle's morning announcement... there is none. Strange. As you step out of your abode to see what's going on, you can't help but notice that your neighbors are... strangely absent??? You begin to ponder this, when a mirror-shattering belch emerges from the Residential Services area. You quickly rush over to the source of the sound...

What you see there is a massive, dark-tanned sphere, gurgling and writing. The sphere in question is attached to an elephant woman of the same complexion. Ellie. One of your neighbors. She lazily licks her lips and unconsciously rubs the bloated ball that is her belly.

"Mmmmh~... yummy..."

From beneath the skin of her engorged midsection, you can see imprints of the faces of your other neighbors. Of Tom Nook and Isabelle. Of pretty much everyone here but you.

No, you weren't dreaming. No, this wasn't your eyes playing tricks on you. Your elephant neighbor had decided to have the rest of the island for breakfast. Her cheeks puffed up and she let out a cute little elephant toot, before another ground-shaking belch emerged from her lips.

"Aaahhhhh~..." Her eyes opened, and she fixes her gaze on you, her tongue running across her lips again, but this time in a seductive manner. She looks at you with bedroom eyes. "Oh! Hello, Island Rep... you missed breakfast, but perhaps you'd care to come a bit closer? I think I’m going to need your help in... repopulating the island...”
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It's been a while, but I have a new thing now! It seems Ellie has decided to have the rest of the island for breakfast.

Decided to make her gijinka form MILF-y. I mean, come on. She even calls you "lil' one". Das a MILF thing to say.

totallynotdoingthisbecauseellieismyfavoritevillagernosirree

Animal Crossing New Horizons belongs to Nintendo.

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