[i]David walked forward down the aisle. On both of his sides, people cheered and applauded him. Star Captain David, hero of the Exodus system! The deer walked proudly amongst the cheering crowd, his space suit decorated with dozens of medals, and soon he would receive one more. At the front stage stood his loyal crew, the general, and the Board of the Exodus System themselves! David approached the stage, and stood at attention, as his general began to speak, “David, git yer ass back inside,