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[Zelda No Vorsu]s' ̶U̶n̶lucky Day By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Zelda's Research Notes, Entry XXX

I did it! I wasn't sure I was going to be able to at first. Getting between the dimensions was always going to be dicey, particularly travelling to the heavily guarded canon universe, but as the daughter of the Royal Family, the Goddesses make some allowances others would not get. Eating a meal of that size also isn't the easiest thing in the world, especially considering the Divine Scribes seem to be made to make their predators extra gassy... My stomach has gotten used it by this point though. None of them saw it coming, or if they did, they realized too late what was happening. Once I got them down, they gave me no trouble. They're embarrassed to admit it, but they enjoy being eaten by me. Still, I had to admonish them for their failures of late...

Otherwise they would have suspected what I might truly have been after. Prime might have either way, but he didn't seem to care enough to spill the beans. Sexte and Septime digested too quickly, I might go after them later if I decide I'm feeling really hungry. Parallel is definitely getting eaten later. He made a mess, and it was super rude. He couldn't wait 2 more seconds for me to sit down?! Men, so impatient sometimes... I dropped them off all in what I consider to be "fitting" places. I hope Peach enjoys the meal I got for her. I tried the same method on Secunde that my ancestor from the Era of Time did. It was... those details are better fitting for my dairy, I think.

Having disposed of all seven of them, a portal appeared in Prime's bedroom. I believe this shall lead me to the mysterious being who creates the  ZeldaNoVorsus. If I meet him, I shall discover whether the rumors about his infatuation are true. And, perhaps, just maybe, what happens if he is eaten...

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

I swear to Tabuu I'm blocking that button up. Lemme just...
/give derpsquid42 minecraft:barrier 128
There. No more unannounced button pressers.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Don't assume the button is needed for you to be eaten by Peach... It is simply a more convenient and amusing plot device to do so with.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Fair enough. It's just irritating that continuing to happen every time I'm in the middle of something. At least it wasn't as bad as constantly moving to right before I removed that stupid drifting L-Stick.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Whatever you were in the middle of probably isn't as important as your girl getting a meal though, is it?

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

...And I thought Zelda was going to rip into Septime and I, not you. Why won't she let me finish? Doesn't she get bored of eating the same 5 enemies? She could have Hammer Brothers! Cheep cheeps! Bloope-... uh... I mean... Lakitus! Heck, she'll eventually get Bowser, and Bowsette if I can stop getting eaten and I can get off my butt and ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ ˡᵉᵃʳⁿ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᵘˢᵉ ᵘⁿᶦᵗʸ

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Tangent aside, this counts for 7 points against you, right?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Only 3 actually. Zelda didn't know this when she wrote her research entry, but this is based of Tech's Vore Day piece, and we agreed it should only count for 3.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Ah, so the 3 new ones. Gotcha. Sorry to hear about Sexte's troubles, by the way.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

One day he will be freed of Twitter's sinister imprisonment. I just have to figure out how...

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Um... She was going to talk to Septime about it... but he digested before she could. She should have scolded in order of ingestion it seems. I don't know how to help you with Peach. It seems she's acquired a taste... for calamari.

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techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Okay so me with DC-15s and Lissa references. Check. References to my vore day image. Check. A lot of fun taunting. Check.

Zelda instructing you to tease me... whaaaaaaa?

Oh and you getting a few more points. Check.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Look at all the checks. Heh, the taunting is pretty fun, isn't it? Also yes, you need to be teased more. I haven't teased you as much lately and you aren't as productive as usual, so it's time to fluster your productivity back into existence. Mwa ha ha ha ha!

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techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

I was more productive than usual actually. I knocked out two months worth for me in a weekend remember?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Well, I'll make you do it again then!

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