First and foremost, this was a commission done by  ecchipandaa on their art slave stream that happened on October 24th.

“God damn it… of all the wishes to grant why did this one have to be so… so…” Alyssa grit her teeth as the occupant within her stomach thrashed around.

With a little help from her friend Konoko Shirogane, Joruri Ichijo had managed to snag the bottle of the misanthropic genie Alyssa. And with the wish granter at her beck and call, the delusional heroine made a wish that had been long held to her heart. A wish that was as pure as its maker.

“Hey come on, there’s no time for moping,” Joruri chimed. “We’ve got more ne’er-do-wells to find and bring to justice!”

“Yeah, yeah… at least I get to eat people…” Alyssa groaned.

“You know JoJo, I was kind of against this at first since all I wanted to do was eat Maria, but I could get used to this,” Konoko Shirogane said, having stuck around to see where her friend’s wish was going to go.

“You know if you ever want out of this, Konoko, you can always go into my gut,” Rose Lillis spoke up. “That way you’re still part of the team.”

“Rose sweetie, if you have such an issue with the fact I’ve got a bigger bust than you how about we settle this here and now? I think you’d fatten my ass up pretty good.”

“Hey, both of you cool it,” Joruri said. “We’re supposed to be a menace to villains not ourselves!”

“You know how I feel about her, right?” Rose asked. “I wasn’t entirely against being pulled into this but…”

“JoJo, this is going to end in a disaster and you know it,” Konoko added.

“Nonsense, as long as I’ve got this lamp nothing should be impossible for us!”

“…I don’t even know who any of you are and I want to go home and I don’t feel comfortable and-” Poor Alice Achall had been home among her lovers only to be suddenly ripped from there and planted in a recreated team made through cosplay and magic.

“Oh come on Alice, we can’t do this without you, you’re a perfect Mercury!”

“I don’t even care how it happens, someone just eat me already, this heroine nonsense is fucking killing me,” Alyssa groaned.

“Hmm… eat you and become a genie? Sounds like a win to me,” Rose licked her lips looking at Alyssa.

“Sure does, then we can keep you shut in the lamp for the rest of the night, Rose,” Konoko said with a wink. “Then I’ll hand you off to Crystal when we’re done for the night.”

“…Guys? Hey… come on, we’re supposed to be fighting evil…” Joruri said slightly dismayed.

Alyssa, Alice Achall, Joruri Ichijo, Konoko Shirogane, Rose Lillis, and all Pandora City belong to me.
The Inner Sailor Senshi outfits like all things Sailor Moon belong to Naoko Takeuchi.

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