First and foremost, this was a commission done by  ecchipandaa on their art slave stream that happened on January 3rd.

You finally approach that ever famous building known as Maria’s that’s sat in the downtown area of Pandora that seems to be the center of some many rumors and strange events. You walk up but just before you reach the door you hear a muffled belch from within as the door opens up from inside… and out steps a stage magician you swear you’ve seen a few times before in the city. In fact, you know you’ve seen her but that potbelly she has is brand new.

“Oh pardon me, darling,” LaFayette says stepping out of Maria’s. “Was just leaving my favorite restaurant.”

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“Oh? Maria’s isn’t a restaurant you say?” LaFayette asks with a smirk. “Why darling, you just don’t know the proprietor well enough.” The magician giggles. “She’s a very accommodating woman if you build the right relationship with her.”

…

“Oh? These in my hand?” LaFayette asks as you point out the things she’s holding. Without skipping a beat she raises her hand and fans out the items revealing them to be cards depicting people, each one dedicated to a person with their name below and a symbol next to their name. “Pandora City is such a strange place, having cards based on some of its residents. Don’t you agree, darling? Thankfully someone said this was such a dumb idea and decided to only make a single print of them all, but that in turn makes them very rare and as one who loves collecting the rare I simply must have them all.

You look at the cards closely and… you really can’t help but notice how rather lewd all of them are. And you can practically hear statements from each of them.

“Like what you see? Maybe if you drop a couple hundred in this little donation box you can get a feel… maybe get a little more too~”

“Do you like these? You do? Well… if you want to see more I wouldn’t say no to you.”

“Oh deary, you look so tired. Let’s go to bed and your loving wife will make all the stress and fatigue melt away~”

“What’s that? You want to jump into me like I’m a pool on a hot summer day? Well come right in~ I’ll gladly cool you off and show you what my slime can do~”

“Something wrong, darling? Mesmerized by my cards?” LaFayette’s voice snaps you back to attention and she giggles. “I know, how incredibly lewd and trashy these cards are, but I love them just the same. But I did say these were all based on people here, yes? Since I have no intention on parting with these cards the least I can do is tell you who they are, does that sound fair?”

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“Ah, I’m glad you agree. So, let’s begin with this slutty shrine maiden named Konoko Shirogane. Why yes, that insult was necessary. Look at her just showing those breasts of hers off. There’s nothing maidenly about her whatsoever. Oh yes, about her. She was in charge of and resided within the Shirogane Shinto Shrine within the Religious Structure Museum Distract just a good twenty-thirty miles from here. Or maybe it’s more than that, oh well it doesn’t matter. Anyway, I’ve heard stories of Onmyōdō and I have to say I wasn’t too impressed with it. Really, just getting those melons of hers in my mouth was the only noteworthy thing of our encounter. Hm? You’ve never heard of Onmyōdō? Oh it’s not important, just a dying thing from a nation that has no intention of restoring it. Now our next person-”

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“Hm? That comment about her ‘melons’? Why I have no idea what you’re suggesting, darling. Moving on, our next lady up here is Zero. Yes, that was her name. I can at least say she wasn’t a complete zero in every way. I would have certainly loved to have been ground against those muscles of hers, but alas I at least got to savor them. Oh right, distracted again, forgive me, darling. Zero was something of an anomaly within our world and I couldn’t even begin to fully grasp what her deal was. She was burdened with so much and I felt it was only the proper thing to do to help her with her problems. Aren’t I generous helping a complete stranger from the bottom of my heart, darling?”

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“Ah yes, now for this card. Were your eyes drawn to this one the most? I can’t blame you at all darling, I mean look at her. This shameless single mother has absolutely no problem wearing barely anything to hide that body of hers that’s been well fattened and tempered with age and motherhood. I’m almost surprised that ass of hers didn’t go over the card’s border, same with her breasts. Ah yes, off track again. This is Maria Nitocris, she was the owner of Maria’s and perhaps the finest cow in all of Pandora. We’ve had a very long and complicated relationship, but it’s come to an end in a few ways recently. I’m somewhat dismayed that I’ll never get to eat that rump of hers again, but that’s how life is. “

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“Oh? I’m not telling you much about her? Darling don’t you worry, Maria is no one truly worth talking about. Unlike our next person here who was quite a mystery. It should go without saying that people vanish in Pandora quite often, but that’s how it goes for every city in the world, yes? But what’s really fascinating was a disappearance at Pandora High a number of years ago involving its entire Cheering Squad and a couple other students. One of whom was named Tina and she even bears some resemblance to her albeit aged up some more and much slimier. To add to this, stories of a purple people eating began to emerge shortly after that disappearance at the High School. Could it be that the missing Tina and this so called Queen of Slime were in fact the same person? Could it be that whatever happened at the high school led to the birth of this slime? Well, I do know one thing darling, slime is delicious and fattening.”

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“Did you enjoy my stories, darling? I’m glad you did. Now before we part ways, I want to make you an offer. You see, I need help collecting the rest of these cards. And while I’m a very capable woman having some assistance wouldn’t hurt. And if there’s one thing I love more than performing, it’s having a good audience and you’ve certainly been a fine one. What do you say?”

Unbeknownst to you however…

“You bitch! Release me from this card!” Konoko Shirogane screamed from within her card. “Or at least change my art! I’d never show my breasts off like this!”

“Being a card isn’t so bad… but I’m still empty…” Zero uttered.

“Deary, run for your life! LaFayette is a liar and a woman of chaos!” Maria Nitocris tried to cry out to this person ogling her form. “Nothing good will happen to you if you choose to follow her!”

“You think I’m delicious, huh? How about you turn me back to normal and I can have a turn rating your flavor?” Tina threatened from her card.

And now the choice is yours… do you follow LaFayette?
Y/N

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As if I don’t have enough projects in my head already that need work and attention this one came to mind somewhat recently. Alas, I was very happy with how it turned out and I’m very excited to put more time and thought into it. So expect some more of this down the line.

LaFayette belongs to my good friend  silvercrusher.
Konoko Shirogane, Zero, Maria Nitocris, Slime Queen Tina, and everything else Pandora City belongs to me.

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