“..Alright, so where are we heading now?” Juno looked at Mona as the two of them were walking on the pavement. “..can we go to a restaurant, I’m hungry.” “Jojo, we had lunch literally 30 minutes ago.” “Yeah, but I want something sweet!” Juno whined as she held her stomach, god she was always so hungry! "I want something nice and sweet… like gelatin or cake!" "You're hopeless Jojo…" Mona facepalmed as Juno looked around for somewhere to go. “You think this place has any desserts? I could go for some panna cotta…” “This is the 1987’s, Jojo. I don’t think they have panna cotta here.” "I should have guessed this place is not as cultured, but hopefully they should have some decent sweets…" "The only sugary things I've had were sodas… i'm dying.." Juno whined, melodramatic as hell..
 
 
“..let’s just… let’s just go to the hotel, I’m sure they’ll have something there so you could stop pulling on my sleeve.” “Yay! :D” she was so so dumb, but cute as hell too! Probably tastes good with all that tit fat-- Hold on, we’re not there yet. Booking a room, Juno laid on the bed and sighed in relief. “Ahhh… so nice…. But I’m still hungry > 3>" she sat up, wondering if this hotel had a dining area… “..I’ll be right back, Mona-chan!” “Alright, it’s not like we’re leaving anytime soon...” Mona flopped on the bed and sighed, hoping Juno wouldn't get into any hijinks while she was out. She probably would though, let's be real. Walking out of the room, Juno stretched slightly as she made her way to the dining room. “Heyyyy uhhh.. You have any sweets or something?” "It's currently lunch time in the dining area, but there might be some desserts on our lunch menu, ma'am." "I hope so…" Juno folded her arms behind her head, "¬ 3¬"
 
 
Looking at what they had available, the girl asked if she could have some chocolate pudding. She loved pudding! Do they have pudding in Egypt? Eh, who cares. She got her snack and sat down, having a drink with it too as she took a break. "Ahhh… so hot out… i should have gotten ice cream heh…" she wiped her forehead and ate her snack, not as good as the pudding back home but it was still good. “Mmmm…” she bobbed her head slightly as she ate, as if humming a familiar tune her brother would sing poorly in the bathroom while doing his hair. For a split second she felt something pinch her, like an insect bite "Ah! Urgh, damn mosquitoes! That hurt! Wish I brought more bug spray, I can never not itch when I get bug bites!" Already she was itching at it, but it didn't look like a normal bug bite… “..what the..” She looked down at her arm, curious as to what it was. “..it doesn’t look like a mosquito bite…” looked like something took a bit of skin off "That's weird… ouch! It kinda burns a little too.."
 
 
Placing her hand on the wound, she made her way to the bathroom so she could hopefully wipe the blood off with some toilet paper. She patched herself up and went over to Mona "Something odd happened, I got bit by a bug or something and it took a bit of skin off. Never heard of that happening.." "I'm sure it's nothing, Jojo." Mona shrugged "Maybe you're right." Juno laughed quietly as she rubbed her arm some more, “..I hope it’s nothing.” it wasn't nothing. Somebody was after them.
 
 
A while later Juno got up from laying in bed "I'm gonna take a walk, okay?" "Sure." Leaving the room, Juno walked around the empty halls, a feeling of dread lurking within with the yellow walls and semi-colorful carpet only extenuating the atmosphere. "Man… this place needs better decor… eheh…" She laughed quietly to herself, the only thing she could hear clearly being her own heartbeat. She felt… watched. Like somebody was following her.. "Oh please let this just be me being paranoid again…" She felt a shiver go up her spine as she immediately turned around, but there was nobody behind her. “..y-yeah.. I am just paranoid…” She totally wasn’t going to get murdered! Especially in the worst way possible. “..I need a drink…” she walked towards the dining area again to get a drink from the vending machine, when she stepped in something yellow "Gross! Is this piss?!" She immediately stepped out in disgust, looking down at her shoe as it still had residue on it. “Ewww..” It smelled so weird too! Like rubber of some kind… weird. "Man… These were my good shoes too.." Taking one off, she tried to wipe off the substance on the wall. “Ew ew ew ew ewww..” it didn’t come off though, it stuck to her shoe like wet concrete. “Eww!! Ugh, what even is this shit-” she saw somebody out of the corner of her eye, it… it looked like her. “Wh-what?” She rubbed her eye, her pupils shrunken as she looked around frantically. “I-Is this some sick joke!?” she didn’t bring Hazamada with her, so this wasn’t another one of his pranks with Surface, “Wh-who are you?!” the clone didn’t say anything but approached her slowly. “What the fuck. What the fuck.” Should she get Mona? Should she attack it? This was like something out of The Thing! She fucking took a run for it, bolting back to her room while the clone pursued her.
 
 
Closing the door immediately behind her, Juno panted heavily before noticing a small note on the bed. “Out for an hour, need to get groceries. - Mona” “...well, I wouldn’t blame her, this place is freaky!” but that just meant she was alone in a hotel with whatever the fuck that thing was! “Fuck! Lock the door, lock the door-” she rushed over to lock her hotel door before that thing barged in and killed her. She immediately locked the door, panicking as she tried to recall any stands that could copy peoples’ appearances. “Hazamada’s already out of the equation, maybe Illuso? No, that would be stupid, he isn’t even from this time period!” plus his powers don’t work like that! “Uhhh… shit shit who else could it be?! What if its a guy I’ve never seen before?! Oh god, I’d be going up against something I’ve never seen bef-” she looked down and saw something come under the door, it was that piss slime stuff!
 
 
“Gah!” she immediately stepped back before grabbing a kitchen knife that was on the counter. “Stay back! I have a knife and I’m not afraid to use it!” “A knife? Is that all you have?” “I also have a lot of willpower and determination to stop you!” “So you do have nothing!” “I do!!” she held the knife as the gross slime puddle unlocked the door from the inside before its user kicked the door open. “W-Who are you and are you working with DIO?!” “Well, aren’t you quick to assume things.” “I’ve been attacked by like… three of DIO’s minions by now, one of them joined me. Also… are you naked??” she looked at the handsomely buff man before her, most of his body was covered with his own stand, like Secco but hot. “Clothes are unimportant when you’re as radiant as I am~ Also my stand melts things and every item of clothing I’ve worn melts away within a half hour.” “..well then… that’s… fun…” she laughed awkwardly as she stepped back. “I can already tell what you want to do to me from that expression on your face, err… whatever your name is!” “Rubber Soul is my nam-” “haSHJJDKBL RUBBER SOUL?!” Juno covered her mouth as she tried not to die of laughter at his name.
 
 
Coughing a few times into her fist, she pointed at him with a smirk growing on her face. “..y-yeah… great name… totally doesn’t remind me of some sex toy or whatever…” between this guy’s name and Steely Dan, she was starting to think that DIO hires people who exclusively have stripper names. “Also what’s up with your stand?? What is it… piss slime? Is that what it is? A piss slime?” “SHUT UP!! IT’S NOT PISS!!” “it’s totally piss.” She muttered quietly as he immediately tried to attack her. “SHIT-” didn’t he say his stand melted stuff? Better not let that touch you, Juno! She had to keep dodging his attacks or else the worst could happen! “G-get away from me! Stay the hell away from me, you creep!” “I was told to kill you by one of Lord Dio’s followers, he has friends in high places and I’ll get a good reward for killing you, Juno Higashikata!” “Okay, first off, how do you know my full name?” she squinted at him for a brief moment. “I was told by the one who told me to kill you, duh.” “Ah. :V” she’s so fucking dumb. “..W-Well, forget I ever asked, okay? Now piss off!” She tried to attack him with a sidekick to the face. Big mistake, as his stand, Yellow Temperance, wrapped around her leg “H-huh?! Let go of me!” “What a fool you are! I could easily melt away this leg if I wanted to~” “Pl-please don’t.”
 
 
Well, that was a bad idea. “..c-can you let go?” “Hm. No~ But don’t worry, your leg won’t go anywhere the rest of you won’t also go.” “Th-that sounds bad…” She felt a shiver crawl up her spine as he said that to her, as if she knew exactly what he planned to do with her. It was what every other fucking guy sent to kill her would do, eat her. “W-Why do you all love to eat me so much, huh?! What do I taste like??” “According to a friend of mine… pork.” “...oh fuck you.” it was probably Dan who told him, the bastard. Yellow Temperance wrapped around Juno, sending her to the floor, the slime itself could easily kill her itself, but she wouldn’t be spared with a quick fate. It was the stand’s user who would eat her. It felt so warm and wet, incredibly uncomfortable too. It was like swimming in tar except you weren’t swimming. Another good comparison would be those gross slime vore pics you would find on Eka’s or Pixiv. “Sometimes when I eat people, I ingest some of Yellow Temperance. It doesn’t hurt me, and it tastes rather nice~” “Ngh… stop talking… your words are like sandpaper for my fucking brain...” the girl responded, not even bothering to ask about the fact that he actively ate people.
 
 
Look at him, he looks like he eats people. Especially stand-using bimbos who don’t know any better… oh wait. Oh no. Juno no. “L-let me go! My friend Mona will be back soon and if she sees you trying to eat me she’ll kick your ass!” “Oh will she?~ I’d like to see~” Juno tried to squirm around, a heavy blush on her face as she was slowly engulfed by the slime. “Grossssss…” she was lifted up, the slime stand moving her towards Rubber Soul’s mouth, he licked her face, “S-stop!!” the girl yelled, still struggling to escape his grasp. To think that this guy took on Kakyoin’s form one time, with how weird the redhead is, he was almost perfect! She was shoved into his mouth, the girl squirming around as she tried to escape. The slime’s acid slowly eating away at her clothes. She was disappointed, grossed out, and not surprised all at the same time as she was swallowed whole by the creep. The gross wet squishy throat squeezed around her as she was pushed down, unable to struggle as she yelled for help. “C-come on Mona, where are you?!”
 
 
All she could do was struggle and pray that Mona was going to save her ass yet again. Unless Juno gapped out herself, but she couldn’t right now because she was restrained by the gross piss slime. “L-Let me out you asshole!!” she yelled, trying to kick and make him at least gag. It was no use though, he still managed to swallow her down whole, helped by Yellow Temperance. With her whole body inside of the man, Juno nearly gagged from the horrid stench of alcohol and half-digested meat. “Ugh! It’s so gross in here, let me out dammit!” she struggled and kicked, which was highly pleasurable to the gross rat man. Didn’t help that whatever clothes she still had on were getting eaten away by his stand. It retracted from inside him, making Rubber Soul gag a bit, but not enough to make him puke up Juno sadly. “Gross gross gross!” It was so incredibly tight too, like some sort of latex bodysuit or whatever. Could she even gap out of here like this? If she couldn’t her only hope was Mona saving her, here’s to hoping Mona isn’t being picky with the food she’s buying like usual.
 
 
“Juno, I’m ba… ck…” Mona mumbled as she walked through the broken door, seeing a man with a distended stomach surrounded by a rubbery yellow substance. “..fucking Hell.” “You must be Mona-” “Spit her out now.” “How about you join her?~” “God shut up.” Mona was not in the mood for his shit. Immediately, she threw several daggers at the man, clearly she was in a very bad mood. Again! Again some asshole was sent to kill them in the most disgusting way possible! She was so fucking tired of it, “I do not know what your stand does, but I will not to when I riddle you with daggers powered up by my Hamon!” “The fuck is Ha-” too late, get fucked bitch. Mona threw a dagger right at his head, only partially blocked by Yellow Temperance, “AAHH! DON’T THROW KNIVES THERE, YOU COULD HURT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!” “Alright then, how about your penis then?” “NOOOO!!” he yelled, Mona rolling her eyes as she continued to throw knives at him. Like that one trick the magicians do where they stick swords in a box with a person inside but the person doesn’t die.
 
 
As he laid on the ground in more cuts than the Infinity War movie, Mona placed her foot against Rubber Soul’s face as she gazed down at him with malevolent intent. “Do you know how fucking much they made the prices for ham? TOO MUCH. Now spit out my dear friend or I’ll cut you open and spit roast you like the bloody turkey you are.” “An-anything! I’ll do anything for you to stop stepping on me with your filthy boots!” “Then spit my friend out, or I’ll crush more than your stupid face.” “Y-yes! I’ll do it, I swear!” Mona took her foot off his head and held him at knifepoint while he coughed Juno up. “TH-there! Now you’ll let me go right? Right??” “Oi, Mona, you wanna help me beat this piss slime having freak up?” “But of course, we can start with his face, seeing how he’s not at all attached to that~” “Y-YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!” “Bitch, you work for some vampire fuck who walks around his mansion naked!! >:O” “Speaking of him, is he the one sending hitmen after us?” “I-it’s some apostle or close follower of his!” “Tell us more and we’ll spare your worthless visage.” “I wasn’t told anything else, whoever he was h-he didn’t trust me!” “Gee I wonder why, you just look soooo trustworthy.” Juno commented, rolling her eyes. “..was that sarcasm?” “How can you tell?” Juno giggled a little bit before kicking Rubber Soul in the cock. “That’s for eating me, you pervy dickfakka!” her engrish was adorable, “I’d take you in like I did with a few other one of DIO’s simps, but you’re absolutely disgusting and horrible. I’d push you into another dimension too, but I don’t think its moral to dump trash into other people’s worlds!” She rubbed her foot against his crotch, trying to make him feel as much pain as possible. “..does it count as murder if he-” “Yes. It still counts.” “..hm.”
 
 
Juno thought “Maybe we could restrain him with something that you covered in Hamon energy? Like the stuff my gran Lisa Lisa did with her scarf?” “That doesn’t sound like a bad idea, for once.” “Aww thanks-Hey wait.”
 
 
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