Juno stretched as she looked back at her two pet cats on the sofa, “I’m going to the grocery store!” Said cats weren’t actually cats and actually immortal vampires who lived like a million years ago. “:o!! i wanna come, sister!” Nekota jumped up and smiled “i wanna get chocowate chips, and schrimp! :3!!” “Alright-” “Perhaps it would be good for me to go along with Nirvana to your human food storage building.” “Yeah I guess you can come with too, Kars.” She rolled her eyes, it would be quite a conversation starter to have your perfect lifeform pet come along with you to the grocery store. “But if you’re going you have to wear pants and a shirt.” “I will not change myself to fit your prudish human standards.” “You can wear a sleeveless t-shirt and shorts at the most.” “Fine then, I accept these conditions.” “I’m glad..” she was happy she didn’t have to argue with him about it at least.
 
 
She looked down at Nekota, who already had his little bag and everything. “What do you want chocolate chips for?” “i wanna make cookies :3c” “Aww that’s adorable! I’ll help you make them!” god he was so cute! And so small too, she was used to Pillar Men being massive! But he was smol.. Was he a baby? Probably, “ehehehehohoho :3” “Alright, Kars get dressed so we can go, and for the love of god… don’t make a scene!” she groaned “I am the Ultimate Lifeform, I worry not for how you lowly humans see me.” “Yeah sure whatever, put a shirt on.” she smacked his fat chest and took Nekota outside, she was too young to drive, so walking was the only option. A few minutes later Kars came out, fully dressed too. “Why’d that take so long?” “I almost cut the shirt with my sabers.” “Ah.”
 
 
Managing to drag him outside, along with Nekota, they were ready to go shopping! “Now remember, don’t cause a scene, and Nekota don’t ask for too many sweets, okay boys?” “mmhmm! :3!” “Fine enough.” God, she loved Nekota so much!... Kars was hot, but kind of a bitch. “Alright, Nekota go with Kars and make sure he doesn’t kill anyone while I get most of the stuff on the list, okay?” “okie dokie, sister :D!” Nekota smiled and led Kars to the baking aisle. Juno sighed quietly as she looked down at the list she wrote, “..get more shampoo for big brother..” Josuke used a lot of goddamn shampoo! Like he had his own damn bottle in the bathroom. “What brand does he like again?” she looked around, meanwhile Nekota tried to get baking stuff from the shelves, but he was so damn small! Absolutely tiny! “nmmmm!! >~<” He jumped up and down, trying to get some stuff for himself. “kars pwease! i need hewp getting the chocowate chips!” “I’m not sure what those are.” “the… <:3c hrm… how do i describe chocowate chips?” he pointed up to the smalls yellow and black bags “those! gimmie me those!” “Here.” he grabbed the bag from the top shelf and handed it to him, “Here.” “thank you! :3!!”
 
 
The fact that he was so small was both a curse and blessing. Kars noticed a group of girls walking by and giggling at him, finding him helping Nekota cute. “kars? :3c” “It’s nothing…” he remembered he was expressly told not to eat anybody, but. Nekota grabbed onto his arm, “kars i want to get some miwk” “We are in a public place, Nirvana.” “no i mean miwk in the carton!” “Oh, my mistake.” Kars was 100% ready to get his tit out and feed his boy. “miwk! >3<” “I’m coming I’m coming…” he looked back at the people, he’d get something to ‘eat’ in a bit. Juno was busy trying to remember what her brother’s preferred shampoo brand was, it’ll be easy. “Uhhhh, fuck it!” she grabbed a random bottle and continued on “I seriously hope Kars hasn’t eaten anybody, Nekota isn’t the best at stopping him..”
 
 
If she was right about one thing, it was that Nekota was bad at stopping him because he was too busy playing in the pets section. “ehehehhohohooho :3!!” he pet the kittens, giggling and chirping at them while Kars scouted for prey in the grocery store. “Now where would be a good place to grab one of these humans?” he looked back at Nekota, “He’ll be distracted for a while.” He noticed a few schoolgirls chatting amongst each other, with their gaudy Nokia phones and etc. “Perfect.” he slunk off, Juno now just catching up to Nekota. “Nekota! Where is Kars?!” she asked the boy, who had kittens crawling all over him “i dunno :3” he shrugged “Jesus… I swear to god if he’s eating people-” she grabbed the boy and gently shook the kittens off of him and back into the pen “Come on, let’s go find him.” “bye bye kitties! :3!!” She just had to make sure he didn’t eat anybody or else she could potentially get arrested! “Where did you last see him, Nekota.” “in the pet area, but i got distracted when i saw the kitties <:3” “It’s fine, I’m sure he couldn’t have gotten far, and how hard is it to miss a six foot tall immortal vampire?”
 
 
“Kaaaaaars! Where are you? I’ll buy you some steak if you come home quietly!... and not murder-y!” “pwease come out kars! it's not nice to eat peopwe!” “Don’t say that so one part so loud!” she papped his face lightly. “X3” Soon enough, she heard screaming from within the bathroom. “Oh great.” of course he was trying to eat somebody, he wasn’t too secretive about it though. “Come on, I might need As The World Falls Down to restrain him.” “okie dokie! >:3c”, running into the bathroom the two of them confronted Kars, who was trying to eat one of the schoolgirls “Bad Pillar Man!” Juno yelled as she smacked him on his arm, “Let her go!!” “I need to feed, Higashikata.” “I’ll buy you steak if you’re hungry!” she pulled on his arm “pwease kars! no eet!” Oh he wanted to ‘eet’, he really wanted to eet. “I’m hungry now!” he opened his maw, the girl’s screaming only getting louder “I-I can’t fucking feed you if I’m in jail, dickhead! I’ll get you whatever you want to eat that isn’t a person!” “...Hmmm… No.” “YOU FU-”
 
 
Oh god. This was bad. “3:<” Nekota smashed his wrist against the wall to summon As The World Falls Down to grab hold of the Pillar Man, even if it hurt him he didn’t want Kars and Juno to get in trouble! “Oh shit-” ATWFD grabbed hold of Kars and pinned him to the wall, “Stop.” “Uuhhh he can’t really see you…” Juno said before checking on Nekota. “Y-you okay? Don’t do that!” “<:3 i sorry, i just wanted to hewp before kars hurt the girl.” she sighed, he was just so sweet and wanted to help! “Alright, I’ll have Josuke-niichan heal it when we drag this jerk back home.” she glared at Kars. “Stop eating people, you dumb butt!!” “I hope you’re prepared to buy me enough food to sustain me as punishment for making my prey escape.” “Your ‘prey’ was a high schooler who probably has a family and certainly does not deserve to get eaten alive!” “Trivial.” Juno pouted before smacking his chest once more. “C-come on, let’s just get to the self checkout aisle and leave before security throws us out… good grief…” she sighed and picked Nekota up, kissing his wrist “So it heals better~”
 
 
Later that day, Juno was on the couch, laying against some cushions before seeing Nekota run up to her. “brother fixed my wrist! :D!” “See? Told you he’d do it, you still wanna make cookies in a bit?” “mmhmm! i wanna make sure uncwe kars is fuww so he doesn’t try to eat peopwe <:3” “..I uhh… I doubt that..” “nyo! i’ww make sure of it!” he got a determined look on his face “i know kars is a piwwar man wike me, but he can be nice and not eat peopwe! peopwe are so nice… it’s mean to eat them! 3:<” “Well I’ll help you try, cutie.” she poked his nose and hugged him. God he was just so cute! “mmm… sister… -w-” he nuzzled her chest, her soft chest “miwk…” “You want a glass of milk buddy? Okay, I’ll get you a cup and we can start baking!~” “:o!! thank you sister!” God, just looking at him made her heart melt!! “You want them with just chocolate chips?” “and peanut butter too! he wikes peanut butter, he eats a whowe jar every night!” “So that’s where the peanut butter has been going-” She shook her head, “Fine, fine.. If it makes you happy, Nekota.” “:D!! yay! you’re the best sister ever ^w^” she hugged her legs, god he was so tiny!!
 
 
He was an absolute blessing and she loved him extremely.
 
 
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