Juno opened her eyes, she barely remembered what had happened last night, only just glimmers of light and shadow as she slowly sat up from where she was laid. “..a sofa?” This didn’t look like her humble home in Morioh, rather, something less modern. “..wow..” it looked like an office, but not the kinds she was used to, the time period didn't feel like 1999. "Where am I? Or when am I?" She got up from the sofa to look for any people. Looking around the room she was in, she noticed several American flags on the walls. If there was one thing, she wasn’t anywhere in Japan. "I hope my English is good enough to talk to any people here.." She opened the door to the room she was in and walked around, "This place looks pretty official…"
 
 
It had an air of class in a way, which made Juno feel almost comfortable in a way. "Am I in a government building? I hope I don't get thrown out." She came to another pair of doors, a small sign on the doorknobs "Uhhh… I can't read english…" She squinted as she tried to make out the words on it. “..DO… NOTTU… ENTERRRR.. I think that says… Do enter?” bless her heart she was trying "Do nottu… enter… pr… president… frick I wish dad taught me more english…" She stuck her tongue out as she pushed the door open, looking inside. Oh shit, was she in that Oval Office place? "Whoa… cooollll" she noticed somebody at the desk, sleeping soundly "Oh hey it's that weird guy who got ate with me by DIO." Since she had no idea about what the concept of “caution” was, she decided to get a closer look at him. He was fast asleep, his head and face resting in his folded arms, covered by his long curled blonde hair. "He's kinda cute like this…"
 
 
She sat down on the desk, looking at him curiously as he slept his troubles away. She never really got to interact with him during their encounter with DIO, she found herself running her fingers through his hair, a light blush on her face. His hair just felt so silky smooth, what kind of shampoo did he use? She definitely had to ask, since at any rate by now Josuke was going to run out of his own. He moved a little, adjusting his head as he could feel Juno touching him "mmm…" "Oh wow… he really is cute…." Her face turned red. "Hope he doesn't get-" he sat up "-Up.." She looked at him with wide eyes and laughed awkwardly. “Err.. sorry?” "You're that girl… didn't you see the sign?" "I uhh… can't really read English all that well…" she rubbed the back of her head "Well it says not to enter, I am taking my afternoon nap. Nobody is to wake me lest they face the consequences." "Wh-which are…?" She crossed her fingers behind her back, praying that he didn’t mean… that. "You'll be a mid-nap snack. The food makes it easier for me to get back to sleep.." “Man!!” Juno was disappointed, but not surprised. "I-I didn't mean to! Well, okay I did kind of stroke your head but that's just because you're… really cute?" "Not an excuse." "Okay you're right, but don't eat me!"
 
 
She held her hands up, “Listen, I’ll do whatever you want, I’ve already been through a bunch of shit… and I did save your life back there with the whole eggplant DIO thing…” "True… tell you what, if you're still alive by the time I wake up I'll let you out." Juno sighed "Fine…" It wasn’t what she meant, but she may as well get it done and over with. “..j-just make it quick…” she blushed, at least he was cute. Juno winced when Valentine opened his mouth and grabbed a hold of her, shoving her into his mouth, Juno flinching from the feeling. "Eww…." Even with how many times she’s been through this, she’ll never get used to the sensation. He was a little handsy with her, grasping at her so he could shove her down deeper, just wanting to enjoy his 'snack' and get back to sleep, his throat starting to strain once he got to her massive chest. "H-hey!" She was just so fatty, good thing he wasn’t going to digest her!... kinda. She wasn't sure how long he was going to sleep for, she'd have to tough it out and hope he didn't digest her into mush. "Ugh… so wet.." Her face pressed against his stomach, it felt kinda sticky, "Aahhh… much better~ You don't taste bad~" Valentine patted his stuffed gut, Juno struggling inside. It just felt great to have somebody inside of him again. He yawned and laid his head down again, trying to drift off to sleep again, hopefully nobody else came in to bother him, he didn't have the room for any more people. He didn't really care if he digested Juno, he was just tired and hungry. Plus he wouldn't mind having some extra pudge on his ass and gut. "Mmm… don't struggle too much now…~"
 
 
“A-as if I even can..” Juno blushed deeply, being trapped in a confined space was just her usual now. She was wedged between his lap and the desk, which made it hard for her to move. At least the walls weren't making it worse, as they only gently massaged her. It would feel nice if she wasn't so squished. Like being in a wet tight sleeping bag. Although she had to stay in here until he both woke up and she was still alive. "This'll be either a slightly wet but relaxing experience, or my death." She thought, had he done this before? From the sounds of it he had, she wondered if anybody else had survived. Well he did have a healthy layer of padding on his gut soooo no. “..I hope I don’t die in here.” Juno laughed awkwardly as the walls rubbed against her body.
 
 
Valentine slept soundly while Juno very slowly digested, a low groan being heard by her. "G-geez… it really is cramped in here…" The girl mumbled to herself, shuffling around as she hoped to god that he didn’t have quick metabolism.. Well, he sorta didn’t. Why else was he so chubby? Even still, she could feel acid burn through her clothes at a slow pace, "I might be dead in an hour or two… I hope he doesn't sleep for that long…" the wet squishy walls pushing against her body, making her blush slightly. At any rate, she was basically stuck in here for the long haul, mostly because she’s too stupid to use her stand. Plus she hoped he'd keep his end of the deal, he was a blonde who didn't completely have cursed energy, maybe he'd actually let her out? "Please.." There was only one way to find out, and it was to just… wait. “..this is getting boring real fast.” she sighed, without the fear of death it was pretty lame, "Hmm… I might piss him off if I struggle… but I'm sooooo bored! Aahhhh!"
 
 
There was literally nothing to do, well, he was asleep. “..maybe I could just leave? I mean, he wouldn’t know, right?” hmmm, "Yeeeaah.. he is the antagonist in this universe, he might digest me into mush…" She had to get out, she didn’t want to take any risks! Plus he was starting to snore, and his gut was getting more rumbly, she was pretty sure that meant he was really gonna start digesting her. She had to gap out before she was nothing but fat on his chest! As admittedly hot as that sounded, she had to get out! "Ngh… I'm getting out of here." Juno said as she tried to create a portal outside of Valentine’s insides. It was a tight squeeze, but she managed to escape with all of her limbs intact at least. She was just glad that she had at least some energy to get out of his stomach, not out of the dimension, but it’ll do. "shit… i can't leave without opening the door and that'll wake him… guess I gotta wait until maybe he wakes up?" She sat down in a chair, folding her arms and pouting. “Hmpf.” she felt like a weirdo watching him sleep, but he was so hot in a way, maybe she was starting to have a thing for blondes, like stockholm syndrome or something.
 
 
“..wonder what you’re like as a decent person, Mr. Valentine..” she thought to herself, looking at him. Well yes and no, yes he wants to protect his country, no he's kind of an asshole. He muttered in his sleep a little, "Well… maybe it wouldn't hurt to touch him again…" Juno hesitantly reached over and poked his face gently. "hee…" she smirked as she messed with the weird curls in his hair "like shit out of that uzumaki manga…" she could have sworn she saw his eyes open for a split moment, which made her freeze before she pulled her hand back "...i wonder if he has snacks in his desk… i need energy to gap outta here." She pulled open a drawer, "heh, it's a buncha maple candies… and some coke?" Well, there was nothing wrong with having some soda or whatever! “..seems fair.” oh she'd get energy from that soda alright, too much if you ask me. After having a drink of the ‘coke’, Juno was on the ground, passed out from a sugar high and also cocaine. A little while later, Valentine finally woke up.
 
 
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