It was an uncomfortably sunny day as a group of crusaders, along with a hitchhiker from another time, were driving down the road. You probably know the song and dance by now, a girl by the name of Juno Higashikata went back in time to when her nephew was going up against DIO and his forces in an attempt to stop bad things from happening. The timeline was pretty fucked! She had to help fix it, though she only inadvertently made it worse. She didn’t know though, she just wanted to help her family beat up DIO! Apparently he’s a massive prick! Who knew? “Are we there yet?” “You asked that twenty minutes ago, Juno.” “...ok but are we there yet dad?” “No.” Juno folded her arms and pouted as she was stuck between Jotaro, Polnareff and Kakyoin. “Why does Avdol get to be in front!?” “He is a trusted ally, and there wouldn’t be enough room for you if he was in the back instead of Kakyoin.” “Why do I have to be in the back though?!” “Fine, we’ll switch seating around the next time we take a pit-stop.” “Yee!! :D!” as much as she liked being surrounded by The Beef, it was kinda hard to move.
 
 
And it didn’t help that it was just painfully hot today. Finally getting a place to stay at, getting out of the car was a whole different story. Just a girl sandwiched between two buff men, it’d be nice if they weren’t sitting in a pressure cooker on wheels in sweltering middle eastern heat, “Hey Kak you’re closest to a window, can you roll it down before I suffocate?” Juno asked, her face red from the fact that she was basically stuck with a bunch of buff men in a car. “Sure thing, doesn’t this car have AC though, Joestar-san?” “What do you mean? The AC is on full blast.” “Dear lord” Juno squirmed in her seat, yelling in both Japanese and poor English as she begged to be let out of her weirdly sexual prison. She stuck her head out of the window slightly, feeling the cool air. “Aaahhhh~ Muuuch better~” she sighed, maybe now she’d get some fresh air! She didn’t feel like she was going to die for once! It felt so good.. “..say, where are we going, dad?” “If the map isn’t wrong, we should be on route to Egypt’s border, we’ll get some extra supplies and a better vehicle from some pals at the SWF.” “Ughhh… more hot desert? I hope the car we get is a Jeep or something… I need wind to cool me…” she hated the heat so much, summers in Morioh were her undoing.
 
 
Stepping outside for a bit after some trouble, Juno laid face-down on the ground while the others got out. “..I’m just glad we can take a break.. Hahhh… I can’t feel my legs.” "Don't be so dramatic, me and Kakyoin are in school uniforms and we're fine." "Liar! You smell like a locker room, Jotaro! I should know, I was squished between you and Polnareff!" Juno exclaimed loudly, sweating like crazy from the absolute heat that drove her mad. "You alright kiddo?" "I just want a cold water ´3`" Juno whined to her dad, "I miss when we were in the cool submarine." "The one that blew up?" "Shut it, Kak." Jotaro bonked Kakyoin on the back of the head, “..w-whatever.. Lets just go somewhere at least with good air conditioning.” "You n' Polnareff are the two biggest complainers, though I expect it from a teenage girl and not the grown man.." "The last toilet I went to had a pig in it! I refuse to stoop so low!" "Ewww…" Juno groaned, at least they were at a place where they could get some drinks, even if it was a bit run down.
 
 
Walking inside, Juno looked around in curiosity. “..man, this place looks suspicious!” It did, the lights weren’t on! “..I mean, what kind of hotel just leaves the door unlocked with the lights on?” "A suspicious one. Be on guard everyone, we're gonna check the place out." Before Polnareff and Kakyoin could say anything, Juno grabbed Joseph’s hand. “I’m gonna stick with my dad.” "Fine by me." He smiled at her, Juno just wanted to be with her dad! I mean, who wouldn’t? He’s an absolute TANK with that chest! But it wasn’t for sexual reasons, she just loved her dad. "It's nice to spend time with you again, dad. Even if it is another life or death situation!" The girl smiled happily, tilting her head just a bit. “Jotaro-kun too! … even if he's always grumpy." She giggled a bit, it was kind of cute how Jotaro was always so grumpy. Like a big dog. She always wanted to see what would happen if she poked his chest, but she never did considering his.. issues. "Eheh, man this place is so suspicious! It's so obvious too, huh dad?" "Hah you're right, at least we won't be surprised if something pops up." He patted her on the head, rubbing down her hair. “Daaaadd!” she fixed her hair with a very '`3´' face. "Don't mess with my hair!! It's easily messed up ´3`" As the two were talking, one of DIO’s minions, a vampire and stand user, stalked them in the shadows. Aeon Mayden, an assassin and her stand Room 93. "Idiots, shouldn't have had your two weakest members work together in a group~"
 
 
With her stand, she could turn anything into an iron maiden. Anything. Even human beings if she wanted to! It was just an old man with a useless stand and a teenage girl with a weak one, this would be easy! Or so she thought. Accidentally making a vase fall over, it caught both of their attention as they looked around. “Yep! Someone’s here alright!” "Be careful, they could be anywhere, dad!" "Nothing I could use for Remote Viewing-" "I could look around with Another Brick!" She opened a portal to warp around the area. It was fairly dark, so she had to stay on her grind lest she be caught and killed by whatever lurked within the building. "Maybe I should open a window… haha.. not like the person following me is a vampire!" Juno joked as she grasped one of the curtains, before unknowingly discovering a trap set by Aeon. The curtains transformed into a cloth iron maiden, wrapping her up to smother her. “W-What th-- MMPPHHH!!” “Aha! Fool!~ You actually fell for it!~ <3” Aeon giggled as Juno thrashed around calling for help, for anybody to come and help. “I was called upon by Lord DIO to take care of you miserable few, to think it would be this easy!!~ Ahahaha!! <3” The woman cackled loudly, “My partner Sia was good for nothing, if you want something done, do it yourself!!” "MMPPHHFF!" Juno yelled, she didn't get too far from Joseph, she just had to yell hard enough for him to hear. And luckily? He did! "Juno?!" "You weren't supposed to show up yet, old man!"
 
 
Aeon immediately grabbed Juno by the throat, trying to strangle her to death. Of course, her wrists were pried away by Joseph with his Hermit Purple. "Don't touch my daughter!" "Ugh! Daughter?! You're ancient! Guh-ross!!" Turns out Aeon didn’t like old DILFs. She much preferred Steely Dan’s steely dick. Juno could hear them fighting, and tried to gap out before he got hurt! "Mmpphhf!" "Don't worry, I'll cut ya free! Once I take care of her-stop scratching me, dammit!" Aeon WRYYY’d loudly as she tried to kill the gray-haired man, throwing hands all around. Hermit Purple bound her arms to her sides "That should hold you, release your stand from my daughter now!" "Never! I only listen to Lord DIO!" "This is gonna be a pain in the ass…" He thought to himself, what could be a good way of convincing h- vore. Yeah, it’s vore. What’d you expect? Actual logic? Plus he hasn't done that since the days he battled the Pillar Men! He was sure he still had it in him, it was just a few decades of a time difference. Picking her up, Aeon looked at him with a confused and disgusted look on her face. “W-What are you doing!?” she struggled against the purple vines as she was met with the inside of Joseph's mouth, "Uhggghh!! Gross! I am not getting eaten by some gross old pervert!!"
 
 
She kicked her legs repeatedly, squirming as he tried to shovel her down his throat. His insides smelled vaguely of alcohol and other stuff, which grossed her out even more. "Eww!!" She tasted kind of metally, like iron or blood, she was really cold too, made his teeth a little numb like biting into ice cream. Juno fell down onto the floor, it seems like the effects of Room 93 don’t last very long.. Either that or it’s helped by Aeon’s concentration, which is now focused ooonnnn… not being eaten. Well, she did kind of fail that, given she was stuffed inside Joseph's gut now "Geez… my jaw hurts, maybe I'm not as flexible jaw wise as I thought I was…" he looked at Juno "You okay kid?" "Y-yeah… just out of breath.." Juno looked up at her dad. “...yeah, I’m not gonna bother asking about that.” The girl clearly was unnerved, but glad that she didn’t get suffocated or worse. Though seeing her dad Like That was weird, but she wasn't gonna comment. "I take it we're not gonna call the others for a while?" "Yeah, hope my metabolism hasn't slowed over the years." “oh god you’re gonna digest her” Juno thought before smiling and laughing awkwardly. “Riiiiighhtt… haha!” this was super weird, she turned around to hide her face of secondhand embarrassment, "Why is my dad so weird?? He did this in the 30s too!! Why is he like this?!" she just had to make sure the others don’t find out. It’ll be fine! This is totally fine! Even if her dad straight up ate another person, then again who doesn’t? She'd be lying if she said she wasn't used to it, but her dad?? Twice?? Insanity, embarrassment, weirdness!!! "Shoot, what do we do until…. then?" "Make sure nobody else comes in here." "It'd be embarrassing for both of us if you got caught. Why did you do that?!" "I wanted to see if I still could." "That's what I'd expect from you as a twenty year old, Jiji!!"
 
 
Just imagining what it would be like, she would rather die from getting stabbed hundreds of times with knives than that of all things. "At least you're okay, one of my daughters is already in trouble, not worrying about another getting hurt." "Aww… thanks… but next time don't do it like that!!" Juno exclaimed, a light tomato color growing on her face, with Aeon still struggling inside of the old man. “T-THIS IS DISGUSTING!! DON’T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY SHAME!?” no, not really. Bold to assume Joestars after Jonathan have shame, especially if it's Joseph. Joseph was basically born without shame, just look at him! Aeon hated it, the walls were all tight and gross, it smelled like whiskey and coffee in there, and if she didn't get out she was going to be digested by this old loser! Unlike her “loving” boyfriend, this guy wasn’t hot at all!... to her. Joseph is an absolute hunk, you bitch! "This is so nasty! Why couldn't it have been my Danny? Uugghhh!" At least with Dan, he was a sexy son of a bitch! “..dad, can we-” “Not right now, I wanna try something.” "Dad please don't make this weirder!" "Let me finish-" "dad" she groaned, he was gonna say something odd. “Can you-” “Dad!!” “..rub my gut?” "DAD!!!" Juno yelled "Y-you're being weird!!" She blushed, her whole face beet red. Yep this got weird! "I-I am not doing that… Josuke maybe… but not my dad!!"
 
 
She immediately covered her face, groaning from how embarrassed she was. "I can't, it's so weird and junk! But I mean… I don't want to be mean… he did save me.." Juno sighed as she pressed her hand against his midsection, glancing off to the side. “- 3-” she would do it, but she would do everything in her power to make sure he didn't know she liked it. "Don't worry, I won't be in your hair long." Joseph chuckled a bit and rubbed the back of his head. “..y-yeah, whatever…” God, she loved her dad so much. She couldn't stay too mad at him, he was such a dork!
 
 
Aeon was still trying to get out, struggling and kicking around. “L-LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU USELESS PIG!! I AM NOT FOOD!!” she yelled, but to no surprise she was pushed back down. "H-HEY! ITS GROSS IN HERE, LET ME OUT!" She yelled as she was patted down, the acid slowly burning away at her clothes. To think that this would be how everything ends, not with a bang but by getting eaten by a Foxy Grandpa. "Ughh… this blows… stupid old crank…" she groaned as she slumped over, she was going to be tit fat for this guy! I wish that were me-- "Think I can move now, mind doing one last thing for your old man and help me up?" "Sure." She grabbed his hand and helped him up, she tried not to stare as his soft gut "I could probably suck this in." “I hate the fact that I imagined something else when you said that.” Juno mumbled, looking away slightly. "Ya get the dirty sense of humor from me." He sighed as he tried not to make himself too obvious, all those oddly pronounced muscles smoothed over by digesting prey. If there was one thing about him, he had pretty quick metabolism. God help anything that’s trapped in there. Oh wait. Stand power needed a lot of energy, even a stand like Hermit Purple. “..well, may as well get back to the others, hope they.. Umm.. don’t mind…” "I'll explain it if they ask so you don't have to worry, kid. I know you'd 'die of embarrassment'." "- 3- thanks dad." Juno opened the curtains and windows "Juuust in case there's more stupid vampires."
 
 
Hopefully the others wouldn’t notice Joseph’s new… size. Well, Jotaro probably would, but he wouldn’t say too much about it.
 
 
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