“S-stupid Formaggio! I save him and his friends from death and let them come to Morioh, and I’m repaid by being shrunk down after taking his soda!” Juno yelled as she snuck around the streets of her hometown, she had just escaped from a jar that the cheesy bastard man had put her in after shrinking her. She was gonna find him and… well she didn’t know what she was going to do but it was gonna hurt him! But it’s hard to make any progress when you fit in the palm of somebody’s hand. “When I get my hands on him…” she grumbled as she tried not to get stepped on. Being the size of a coffee mug wasn’t really the best as you could die by getting eaten by a CROW or something!
“Maybe I could find Josuke?.. Maybe Crazy Diamond could heal my height!” if that were possible, if not she could at least have him find Formaggio and beat his ass until he unshrunk her! “This blows! I hate being tiny! Anything could kill me in a second… I really need to find a friend…” she ran through the grassy lawns near the apartment complex, she wasn’t even out of there yet! “This is gonna take eons!!” she yelled, only to hear a rustling nearby. “Huh? Is somebody there? I hope it's not kids looking for bugs right now, the last thing I need is to be caught in a net and put in a box..”
It was in fact Mikitaka Hazekura, the local alien boy and friend. Why was he out here? How curious… “Aha, do not run rhino beetle, I just wish to hold you for a bit.” was he… talking to bugs?? “Yeah that’s Mikitaka all right.” she tried to catch his attention, meanwhile he was letting a beetle climb on his face “Hello mister beetle! :)” “Mikitaka! Down here! It’s me, Juno!” she yelled waving her arms. “Hm?” luckily he noticed her “What a strange bug…” “I’m not a bug--Hey!” she squirmed when he picked her up “I’ve never seen an insect like this before.” “I’m not a bug, you big dummy!” The girl flailed her arms around, trying to make it clear that she was a human, not an insect. “It’s me?? Juno!!” “Oh! It is you, friend Juno! But why are you so… miniscule?” “It’s a long story.” “I have the time to listen.” “Really? Well it was another Stand related thing, a guy made me tiny.” “A stand? How peculiar.. I’ll bring you back to my home to investigate.” Juno laughed awkwardly, “Haha.. alriiiighhhttt…” she really just wanted him to help her find the user, but maybe they’d run into Formaggio on the way there. “Just as long as it doesn’t involve dissecting me! Ahaha… hah…” “I do not understand, is this a joke?” Mikitaka tilted his head to the side, confused. “Nevermind.”
Holding her in his hands, he was just so curious about why she was so small. So cute too. He couldn’t help but poke and pet her like one of the pet field mice he had “So the ‘stand’ that did this made you small? What a peculiar ability, not very threatening though.” “Trust me, it can be a real pain in the ass being only four inches tall. It took me an hour to get out of the building!” she folded her arms “A-and be careful with touching me, it feels kinda weird - 3-” He was holding her like if she were a figure of sorts! I know because I own one myself. “Sincerest apologies.” “Don’t sweat it too much, at least your hand is warm.” “Sweat? I am not overheating, at least I don’t think I am. I hope I’m not sweaty ahah~” “L-Lets just get back and see what’s up..” Hopefully he doesn’t get hungry on the way there. “So uhhh… when you say ‘inspect’ what do you mean?” “Nothing invasive, it’s just I haven’t seen a human of your size before, I want to see what the size difference entails.” “Didn’t really answer my question but okay…” she wasn’t really getting anywhere with him, huh? Hopefully it’s not too lewd- Well
Getting to his house, Juno was gently placed down on a table. “Remember, whatever you’re doing to me better not be dangerous!” “I assure you, it is not. I would not harm you on purpose, and I would take care to make sure you don’t get hurt on accident.” He gently pat her on the head, causing her to blush slightly in response. She held and carried little objects and was pet and poked. “>3< H-hey! D-don’t poke my chest!!” “Did I do something wrong?” He asked, Juno brushing off her chest. “N-nevermind > 3>” not like he was touching her chest for perverted reasons! She was just so soft and cute… like a marshmallow! Mmmm… marshmallow… “This will sound like an odd request but… may I do a taste test?” “A what?” Juno raised an eyebrow in confusion, oh boy here we go. “It will not take long, just a short little lick.” even he realized how odd it sounded, “Just a lick you say?… I guess..” She could trust the alien boy, he isn’t one to be extremely perverted or an overall sadistic bastard. Looking at you Akira and Keicho. “Alright, just don’t actually eat me or anything.” she said as he picked her up and licked her, his tongue rubbing against her whole body, it felt smooth like a lizard’s tongue kind of, not bumpy like a person’s. “God, I’ve been eaten so many times I know what a tongue feels like…”
His saliva was a lot more viscous too, kind of like slime in those weird Youtube videos someone would put on for their 4-year old kid. “Eww… sticky…” “Apologies for the consistency, friend Josuke has introduced me to those fizzy human drinks and I think they made my saliva stickier..” “Ewww…” Whatever he was, his biology was just so weird! “O-okay you can put me down no--” she was suddenly shoved into his mouth “Hey!! Not cool!!” she yelled, getting coated in saliva. “Groooss!!” “Mph… sorry! My deepest apologies, it was a rash choice of instinct! You just tasted nice! I couldn’t help myself!” The girl was surprised, it was so sudden of him to do such a thing! “W-Well, let me out!” “Do not worry I will!” he opened his mouth to spit her out, only to hear a knock at his door. Freaking out, he pulled her back into his mouth, snapping his jaws shut. It was his ‘mother’, “What are you up to, Mikitaka?” “Ntthmg…” he kept his mouth firmly shut, “Having lunch?” “Mmhmm…” “Alright, I could have sworn I heard you talking to somebody..” she shrugged and left him be. Mikitaka let out a sigh of relief, accidentally swallowing Juno. “Whew…. That was uncomfortably close, friend Juno! … Juno? ...Oh dear.”
Juno slowly slipped down his throat, feeling what felt like sticky tendrils rub against her body as she made her way into his stomach. “E-Ewww…” they were so gooey and gross! "M-Mikitaka! Let me out!" "I am afraid I cannot!" "Why not?!" "I do not possess a gag reflex… I can't vomit." “oh god.” this was not a comfortable junction. "S-so I'm stuck in here?!" "I will try to find a way out for you that is safe!" "I'm already ahead of you! Another Brick In The-" it was at this moment, back at the apartments, Formaggio realized Juno had left her bottle and unshrank her. As if her day could get any worse, she was back at her full size whilst inside of Mikitaka’s stomach. "Aahh! What is the meaning of this?!" "The guy who shrunk me unshrunk me!" "Is that bad?" "If I can't gap out with my stand I miiigght end up as fat on your sides!" Or you know, whatever the hell he would do to her if she was melted and pushed through his intestines as sludge. "I-is there a way I can assist you?" "Uhhh… not digest me?" "My metabolic process is a bit slow when handling this much… err... 'meat'.." Juno blinked a few times before nodding, “..a-alright then. Seems legit!” she hoped he was right! "I-I just need time to make a portal out of your stomach, it won't hurt you but it will tickle."
Of course, all she needed today was to be eaten by the cute alien boy who has allergic reactions to sirens and thinks that Wonderbread can be used as a “sexual release tool”. "I am not afraid of being tickled! Anything to make sure you're safe!" "So sorry about this, Mikitaka. Didn't think any of this would happen!" “I-it’s fine! Just give me a quick second..” She tried to open a gap on his insides, ready to push herself through. It took a while, like a long while given his gut just did not want to let her go, but she managed to open one. "Oh thank god… it's like his guts are stand-phobic!" She pushed herself through, covered in glow-in-the-dark slime as she fell to the ground.
“Oomf!” "That trick was amazing! How did you do that?!" Alien was amazed! "Like I said, it's my stand. It lets me make portals." Juno grinned and finger-gunned at Mikitaka, who was starry-eyed at how her stand worked. He couldn't see them, so it was like magic to him! "How very interesting! It must be helpful!" "More than you know, dude…" she rubbed the back of her head. The girl laughed as she got back up and onto her feet before immediately slipping and falling back down again, her eyes wide in shock. “UWEH!” "A-ahh! Let me help you up.." "Thanks, I'm all wet and slippery… Ahaha…"
God, seeing a smile on his face was so… nice? He had such a calming aura! "Shall I get a towel? Or become one?" "Getting me a towel is fine enough! Your gut juices aren't dangerous right?" "Not like they are right now!" “WHAT DO YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW-”
-END-
Posted by RhinoSalt 4 years ago Report
Holy shit, Lemon Demon reference on a vore story?
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
YOU GOT IT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Posted by Eostre 4 years ago Report
>he was holding her like a figure of sorts, I know because I own one myself
>kind of like slime in those weird Youtube videos someone would put on for their 4-year old kid
Beautiful analogies, yet another masterpiece of writing, 10/10
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
I'm going to write the next To Kill a Mockingbird
Posted by ItsSongxing 4 years ago Report
im sorry, it was a shitpost
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuc
Posted by ItsSongxing 4 years ago Report
order vorety-vore
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Posted by ToddHowardIsAPred 4 years ago Report
The goddamn touch tone telephone ref
Posted by kisaragistation 4 years ago Report
The joke is that the verse right before it is "Ancient aliens, it's all true"