The delivery girl we all know as Juno Higashikata sighed quietly as she opened the door to her humble abode, it had been a long day of work and boy was she a tired cookie. "I can finally sit down, have a soda, watch some TV, Formaggio is here, I--Hey! Formaggio is in my house!" She said, pointing to the ginger haired punk. "How did you get in here?!" "The gattino let me in." "I really need to teach him not to let anybody inside of my house like that." The girl facepalmed before pointing outside. “Out. Get out. I’ve had a long and busy day, I don’t need any more shenanigans from the likes of Team Dirtbrains!” "Hey hey, chill out. I'm not here to cause trouble, I came here to be with you~" "Nope nope, stop talking, go to jail." She was not in the mood to handle him being horny.
 
 
The girl walked inside and grabbed him by the wrist, trying to pull him up and drag him out the door. "Leave. Begone from my home, cheese man." "Come on, you wanna unwind right? We can unwind together~" "Nope, you smell like body spray and you're stinking up the place." "It's a good cologne!" She pushed him out the door and slammed it in front of him, what she didn’t take into consideration was the fact that his stand allows him to shrink things. “Hmpf, pervert..” she turned around and flopped on the couch, unaware he had shrunk himself and crawled under the door.
 
 
"Nekota! Baby, come down here!" ":o! okie juno!" Nekota shouted as he scampered downstairs. "yes juno :3c?" "Don't just let anybody inside just because I know them. You let Formaggio in and he tried to flirt with me." "sorry, but i wike formaggio <:3c" Nekota glanced at her "It's okay, baby. You're lucky you're so cute!" She picked up the black-haired boy, holding him close to her chest as she hugged him. “Babyyyy…” ":3 miwk?" "You thirsty buddy? I'll get you some milk, you go play upstairs." "okie! :3!" Nekota smiled and ran upstairs, why was he so pure? "He's soooo cute!" "Heh I'll say, and I don't even like kids." Juno turned around, Formaggio was back inside! "Godammit! How did you get in?!" "I shrunk and went under the door."
 
 
The girl groaned miserably before looking over and squinting at the red-haired assassin, “Get out. Of my house.” "I was gonna just ask for sex but now that you're playing hardball…" he scratched her with Little Feet "I'll just have to go to plan B." "H-hey!" the girl was starting to shrink down, “T-This is bad! I have to get out of here!” With every few seconds, she grew at least a few centimeters smaller, which made trying to make a break for the exit increasingly difficult. Formaggio picked Juno up once she was small enough "You're like an action figure at this size, plenty good enough to eat~" "D-don't even think about it!" She kicked and struggled as he held her in one hand. "What do you think plan B is?" "Man!! Literally anything else???” “I like your optimism.” He played around with her as she was basically held up several feet off the ground when it came to her height. “Come on! You already did this once, you can’t do it again!!” "I can and will, actually. Especially now that you're small enough~" he held her above his mouth, "I-I'm not food!" She kicked as he lowered her in, his tongue licking at her feet.
 
 
Juno’s eyes went wide as she was basically dropped inside, watching as the outside world faded into darkness as he closed his mouth. The girl pressed her hands against the roof of his mouth, screaming for him to let her out of this sauna-like prison. He pushed her around with his tongue, rubbing her against his teeth and coating her in saliva. "Eeww!! Stop!" She yelled, only to feel him push her towards the back of his throat "No no no no! Don't swallow me, dammit!" Gulping down an entire action figure was hard enough, but incredibly satisfying if you actually manage to do it. Formaggio could do it, and man was it satisfying to him. "Ahhh…~" he felt his gut get a little heavy, and his slightly toned abs smooth over as Juno was pushed inside the muscled fleshy organ. "There we go, not too bad, huh?" "Mmhhpoff!!" “Hm? Speak up, I can’t hear you.~” “MMMPPHH!! MMMMPFF!!!” "Nope, still not hearing ya.~" he smirked as she squirmed around, he'd probably unshrink her to full size once she got too small from shrinking, but for now she was juuuust right. "I'll let you out in a bit… maybe." “MAYBE!?” Juno yelled, trying to crawl up the fleshy walls before falling back into the gross pool of fluid at the bottom, soaking her clothes and hair. "Gross! You better let me out! You need me to get back home and to even frickin' live!" "Yeeaah maybe I do. But maybe not~" "You better not be planning anything, asshole!" "I might be." "No!!! >:(" Juno punched him in the gut. He was such a pervert!! “C-Come on!! Lemme out!!” "juno? <:3c where is my miwk?" Nekota said as he peeked from the top of the stairs "Ah shit, the kid's still here, hope he didn't hear us.." ":o! formaggio!! you're back! :3!!" Nekota scuttled down the stairs, excited to see his 'uncle'. "Take it easy kid--" He held up his hands as Nekota clambered onto his lap ":3!!!" "Okay, careful with my gut, kiddo.." "do you have a bewwyache? :3c" "Yeah, that's it.."
 
 
It totally wasn’t because he ate Nekota’s big sister. Nooo… "where's juno?" "She went out, she'll be back I'm sure… in a while. Why don't you run along and wait?" "i wait here with you! :3" "Oh boy, I ain't getting rid of him huh? Unless…" he looked at Nekota for a bit "No, I'm above this." ":3c?" The boy looked at him curiously before papping at his face. “ehehehohoho :3” little boy had no idea where Juno actually was, even as she kicked and struggled inside the perverted cheese man's stomach. "Come on! Nekota! I'm in here!" He didn't hear her, he was too focused on papping Formaggio’s face. “Formaggio you dick, let me out!!” Formaggio muffled his gut with his hand "Come on kid, get off my lap! You're heavy as hell." "eheheooeheho warm wap, need to sit :3" he curled up on the man's lap like a little kitten. Like a kitten, get your minds out of the gutter.
 
 
“soft :3” Nekota smiled "so juno weft? :3c" "Yeah, she'll be back…" he just wanted to lounge around with a stuffed tum, but Nekota was here! At least he was warm. "Hey why don't you go in the kitchen and see if we got any drinks. Your sis got any beer here?" "ooo! yes! i'ww get you some! :D!" Nekota hopped off his lap and ran to the fridge, he was so damn heavy! Like a little boulder! "Heh, hope you like alcohol baths, cutie~" Formaggio poked his gut, annoying Juno. “Y-You asshole!!” She could feel herself slowly getting bigger, as terrible as that was. “Let me out of here!! And not in front of Neko- WAHH!!” yep, he was slowly unshrinking her to a size that was more… pleasurable to him. The idea of him being lowkey kinky in public was kinda hot to him. "i got you a drink, formaggio! :3!" "Thanks kid, you're a pretty good--This is root beer." "yeah! :3! this is the beer juno has, isn't that what you were tawking about? :3c"
 
 
He stared at him for a moment before sighing, “Fair enough.” it was almost funny how clueless this kid was, "You're lucky you're a kid, and freaking adorable too." He pat Nekota on his head, before drinking his soda and dousing Juno in the sticky sweet liquid. "Jackass!!!" The fact that she was getting bigger meant that the space in his stomach was getting smaller. Leaving a nice bulge in his midsection, which he patted and poked with a smirk on his face "So… tight… come on Nekota you silly cat boy, help me!" Juno pushed against the fleshy walls as she tried to get some breathing room. She didn’t want to get digested by this son of a bitch, let alone with sweet little Nekota around! "formaggio?" "What's up, kiddo?" "did you get another bewwyache? your tummy is all bwoaty <:3" "My… oh my gut? Nahh it's fine. I'm fine, I'm just full is all." Yeah, full of Juno. It was pretty loud too, and squirmy. It was as if he ate someone alive… "hmmm…." Nekota gave Formaggio's gut a poke "heehee poke :3" "Stop that, kid." "heehee poke the tummie :3!! did you eat a fishie? i ate a wive fishie once and it was aww fwoppy!" "No I didn't eat anything." "hrrmm |:3c" Nekota was thinking really hard right now, putting two and two together… kind of.
 
 
“formaggio, do you know where juno is? :3c” aw fuck. "Uhhh yeah she uhhh… went to the store." ":3c i didn't hear her weave, and she usuawwy tewws me when she's weaving." "Shit." He was catching on. "Well…" "did you shrink her? that's what your stand does, right? :3c" "Eheh… ain't you a smart kid…" He knew! He had to do something about it! "She's fine though, I swear!" "is she? (¬ᴥ¬)" "Oi oi, don't you interrogate me!" Formaggio backed up on the couch, hoping he didn't find out where she was. Nekota crawled up onto his legs, having the same sort of smug expression as his purple-haired bastard of an uncle. "where did juno go, formaggio? ¬w¬" "I'll go get her, she's uhhh in a jar… you know how I like to… do that." Formaggio got flustered, where did this smugness come from? Kars. You know, the fat cat who likes to eat a lot? Oh wait, that’s Garfield. Same thing. Formaggio went upstairs to cough Juno up, Nekota smugly looking at him as he did. "Kid's pretty smart, that was kind of intimidating for some reason!" It was just so sudden! "Hope Juno ain't dead yet…"
 
 
Thankfully she wasn’t, she was however pretty unconscious. She was coughed up and unshrunk, took her awhile to wake up though. "Ughh!! Gross! Formaggio!!" "Hey don't blow a gasket, I let ya out like I said I might." “You could have killed me in there, asshole!!” she pushed against his chest, blushing heavily. "I mean you're still alive, aren't you?" "That's besides the point you prick!" She punched him in the chest, pissed off and dripping with gross liquids.
 
 
“juno? are you and formaggio in there? <:3c” Oh shit, cat boy. "I'm here, baby." ":o!" She heard Nekota running up the stairs, excited "formaggio unshrunk you! i got him, juno! i made him teww me what happened!" "Did he?" "yeah! he shrunk you and put you in a jar wike a bug 3:<" She stared at him before sighing, “He sure did, Nekota..” "i saved you! :D! i am a hero!!"
 
 
"You sure are buddy, now help me get Formaggio out of my house. He's overstayed his welcome and I might hurt him if he doesn't leave."
 
 
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