“..another one?” Juno thought to herself as she looked down at the flyer she was given by a masked man, “..I thought there were only four..” of course there were only four still in existence! Right? Being led through a reinforced door, she met up with a familiar “ally”. “..Stroheim.” “Ah, I see your father told you who I am!” "Yeah he did, what am I doing here exactly?" Juno asked "Does it have to do with the new Pillar Men?" "Yes it does, due to your 'gapping' these Pillar Men have showed up suddenly." Of course it did, it was like some sort of reality-warping stand now! “..we found them several hundred feet away from the excavation site where we originally found Santana.” "Wh-what do you want me to do about it though?! I can't fight them, I suck at fighting!" That was true, maybe she could gap them back to their time? “Well, it’s your problem, but we can help at any chance we can get… hopefully.”
 
 
He pointed down the hall, “Down to your right is a specimen we named ‘Judapri’.” “After Judas Priest?” “..the what now?” "Nevermind, so she's in containment? It should be easy to gap her back to her time!" Well- would it? There was really only one way to find out, unsurprisingly. “..Guess I’ll go check for myself.” she sighed and went to check on the contained Pillar Man, well one of them at least. "Why is it always Pillar Men…?" She asked herself and sighed quietly, it was if she was drawn to this period in time for a reason. She checked on the Pillar Man, or Pillar Woman.
 
 
Damn she was buff! Like super buff, even for a woman! It almost made Juno blush from looking at her as she laid in the rocky pillar. “..holy fuck.” She was sure it would be fine, as long as she doesn’t break out aaaaaaaand she broke out. “..why is there a dead body?” oh fuck oh god, there was a dead body. "Uhhh guys, there's a corpse in here!" Right in her containment chamber too, holding a knife in its hand with a visible slit in its throat. “..as if to give the damned thing energy so it could break out. That traitorous bastard!!” Judapri looked around after falling to the ground, twitching slightly as it was clear she was anything but friendly. "Oh fuck oh fuck, what do I do?!" She looked around, tense as hell at the sight of Judapri! As Juno looked back through the window, the Pillar Man was staring right at the girl. Her eyes cold and full of nothing but malice as she spoke in perfect English directly at her.
 
 
“I’m going to kill you.” "fuck." Juno had to figure out what time Judapri came from so she could gap her, plus opening portals required her to get… close. "Shiiittt… Wait aren't there two of you?" Of course, just as she implied the existence, the sirens immediately went off with screams echoing in the distance. "Dammit… i'll deal with you later, stay in containment while I handle Thing 2 over yonder." She ran off, hoping this didn't end in her getting killed or worse. Running down the halls, the stench of blood and guts became more apparent as she tried to find the perpetrator. "Why… Why more Pillar Men?! Why do we need more of them, we should have stopped after Nekota, no more of them!" She talked to herself, soon finding the other new Pillar Man. A tan-skinned buff man with black hair tied in a long braid was holding the decapitated head of a german soldier, eating the flesh off his face. "Jesus Christ…" Juno felt like barfing, that was fucked up! "H-hey buddy… maybe wanna hold still so I can send you back to your time period?" "What for, human?" "So you don't doom humanity…" Four Pillar Men was already bad enough, the world didn’t need two more to help fuck it up harder! "Listen, I'll just send you back to your time and-" "No! I must stay! To serve Lord Kars! I must stay here and have him command me!"
 
 
Wait, he knew who Kars was? Oh fuck. “..Nnnnnno.” “Then you shall perish by my hand!” oh shit, time to run, but where would she run to?! She had to either lure these guys to sunlight or gap them back to their time! Well whichever happens first! She didn't want to get ate! She always wondered why people loved to eat her so much, but she was too afraid to ask! She just tasted good! Like really good… Trying to run away from a Pillar Man is at least 70% of the time gonna get you fucked up. Especially if you’re a clumsy idiot like Juno, who tripped over her own two feet and fell to the floor “Fuck!!” Curse all these organs on the floor! Still fresh. Ew. “There you are, not very fast are you?” “Sh-shut up!!” she tried to get up, Motley backing her up into a wall, “G-get away from me!” She looked away, but not before glancing at his broad chest for a brief moment. Damn, he was thick. Mmmm fat tits! “Wh-why do I find him hot?! He’s gonna kill me!” She looked up at him with wide eyes and a deep blush on her cheeks. “Any last words, human?” “can you sit on my face? WHY DID I SAY THAT?!” She screamed internally as he processed what she had said to him. “You want me to… what?” “N-nothing! I said nothing!” “No you said something.” “NO I DID NOT, AREN’T YOU GONNA TRY AND EAT ME OR SOMETHING?!” He grabbed her by the shoulders, leaning in close to not eat her, but to ask a question.
 
 
“What did you say, human?” “I… asked you to… sit on my face… hhhh please don’t actually do that…” “...How would I go about doing that?” He raised an eyebrow, confused but intrigued by her seeming request for him to sit on her face. “Y-you shouldn’t! Your ass would snap my neck!” “So it is a way to kill?” “For you, yeah! SHIT, STOP ENCOURAGING HIM.” Her face was as red as the blood on the floor, he was potentially going to sit on her face and break her neck! This was getting so messed up! But his ass would be pretty nice… with those toned cheeks.. She had to stop having these weirdly sexual thoughts! “..c-can you let me go please?” “No, tell me more about this face sitting thing.” “If I get out of here alive I’m learning how to develop a filter.” She sighed before looking up at him with the most awkward expression on her face. “..i-it’s when you.. Um.. sit on someone’s face.” “Is that it? Seems simple enough!” “Please don’t actually do it-” “It’s been decided!” “Fuck…”
 
 
So this was how she was going to die, huh? “..p-please I’m literally begging you-” Alas, Motley wasn’t to be moved. “I have decided I shall sit on your face to end you! It seems like a good way to die if you are suggesting it! You humans are exceptional at dying, it makes sense you’d know the perfect way to perish!” “...yay?” Today was just not her day! Immediately pulling her down, the girl fell onto the floor and lost her breath for a mild second. “I’m sure that my powerful muscles will no doubt end your life quickly!” “Can’t you just eat me? I’d prefer being eaten…”
 
 
Too bad, as Motley took off the cloth covering his cock, his massive cock, and then sat on Juno’s neck, his cock laying on her face. “T-that’s not how face-sitting works--!!” Juno choked out, struggling beneath the Pillar Man’s weight. God his thighs were godly! “S-so strong…” “You’re welcome, how honored you must feel to be pinned under such a godly creature like myself~” “Y-you’re literally crushing me..” Her struggles grew ever weaker as he looked down at his prey, the girl trying to get away, albeit with increasing failure to do so. She wheezed as she tried to escape before he crushed her neck! Motley’s cock started getting hard, probably from the feeling of being stronger than this lowly human.
 
 
“Hmm? What is this.. feeling?...” Did he.. Did he not know what having a boner was? He was like… a teen basically in Pillar Man age, he probably didn’t “Hey! What have you done to my penis?” “N-nothing! Now get off of me!” “Is this some kind of curse or attack? My penis has never done this before!” “You mean you never had a boner?” SHIT. “What is this… boner you speak of? Tell me now, or I will have to assume it is a trick and that you asked me to sit on you so you could harm me!” “..it’s when your penis gets stiff from being aroused, asshole.” She felt as if it were best to get it done and over with. "Hmm… I suppose having this much power over you is… Arousing~" "oh god don't say you're gonna fuck me…" "Perhaps it would be another honor for your last moments to be spent being given my glorious seed, even if you will die~" Oh god, what have you done, Juno? “..C-Come on!! Somebody save me!!” Too bad it was Judapri, who was finished slaughtering some soldiers earlier. "Motley… what are you doing?" "I am disposing of this human, well I will after I give her one last moment of pleasure." "Why don't you just kill it?" "You're so focused on blood lust, I am not."
 
 
Wait, his name is Motley?
 
 
Juno would laugh her ass off, but she’s so close to death that she didn’t want to risk it. “You are a waste of blood and bone, Motley. You may as well consume her and get it over with.” "F-fine, if it will keep you from bitching that is…" good news, Juno wasn't getting her hole stretched! Bad news, she was getting eaten instead.
 
 
“H-Hey!! Stop!!!! Let go of me!!!” She yelled, grasping at Motley’s thighs. Oh right, he was still on top of her. "Well this is shameful, so close to figuring out what to do with this." He poked his cock "I'm sure I can have Lord Kars graciously tell me once we locate him~ For now I'll just have myself a meal." “T-This isn’t funny!!” Judapri rolled her eyes. “God, you’re so annoying. Kill her already.” "I'm going I'm going, don't rush me too much!" Motley opened his fanged maw, shoving the girl in, swallowing as quickly as he could due to the pressure from Judapri. She was so… intimidating. Grasping her legs tightly, Motley pushed and shoved the girl down, wanting her inside of himself as soon as possible. “How primitive. You disgust me.” Judapri insulted him for his choice of consumption methods, which stressed Motley the fuck out. Once Juno was inside, Motley turned to Judapri "There! Now stop stressing me out!" "No." She barked, clearly showing distaste towards him.. No pun intended. "Why must you be so negative and hateful? We're the same race, have a little respect for your fellow Pillar Man!" "Hm. No." Damn, the disrespect! “Judapri, why?” “Because.” "...I'll tell Lord Kars about your rudeness!" "Do it, bitch." “..Bitch?”
 
 
Damn, he didn’t know what that meant but he could tell it meant something bad, all the while Juno squirmed around inside of his tight stomach. “This is so gross…” it really was, all hot and sticky, especially for a vampire! “L-Let me out now!! Hey!! Can you hear me!?” "You, be quiet." Motley patted his gut down, much to Juno's dismay "Stop!" She yelled, pushing against the fleshy walls as they tightened more around her body. He was trying to melt her down and absorb her, which was not happening! "I said let me out! I'll use Hamon on your ass!" she threatened, the girl feeling incredibly uncomfortable in her current situation. “...did she say hamon?” "What is this Hamon? And why are you so fascinated with my rear?" "I-it's a figure of speech, I don't care about your ass!" She yelled, in reality her Hamon wasn’t really powerful, but she could use it! Maybe she could melt his stomach open? But what about that crazy Pillar Man bitch?! She'd kill her before Juno had any time to use her Hamon again! Well, there was no time like the present! She had to try it!
 
 
Well, she would if she had any clue how exactly to summon it. “..was it with my fingers??? My palms??? Fuck, how does Mona do this shit!!” Juno screamed internally, but her thoughts would be interrupted as the moist flesh tightened more around her body. She had to act fast or else she’ll be history!... and by history, I mean fat for some gay Pillar Man. The last thing she wanted to do was get digested, so she had to go back to Ol’ Reliable: Another Brick in The Wall. Opening up a gap on his innards, Juno took in a deep breath (which was a bad move because holy shit the “air” in Motley’s stomach was foul) before moving through. The tan-skinned vampire’s midsection shrunk down almost instantaneously, much to his and less of Judapri’s surprise. “..that… that human just disappeared!!” “It did? That’s not really surprising.” Motley shook his head, “No! I mean it literally VANISHED! I gained nothing after consuming it!” Judapri rolled her eyes before pressing her hand against her cheek. “No matter. Lets just find the Red Stone and find a way out of this dark prison. I’m sure we’ll find the others soon enough.”
 
 
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