“Alright, Nekota. I’m going out for a couple of hours. Call me if you need me!” Juno Higashikata, local reality warper and delivery girl, said to a little boy by the name of Nekota. “ehehhohohohoh okie juno :3!!” He merely assumed that she was going to get groceries. She was actually going to try and convince the other Pillar Men to join her like she did with Kars. Though where she was putting them she had no idea, her mom would beat her ass if she brought them here. But Juno would get to that problem when she got to it. "You stay here with Uncle Kars, okay?" "okie dokie juno, i wuv you :3" he waved to her, god he was adorable. She grasped her chest tightly as she tried to not let the cuteness get to her as she closed the door, leaving Nekota anything but alone in the house. “:3…” he looked around before heading to the kitchen "i wanna make some taiyaki :3" Juno taught him cooking safety, not because he could get hurt given he was a Pillar Boy and because his stand literally kept him safe, but so he didn't burn the house down. "heehoo fishie cakes :3c"
 
 
Hearing sounds from downstairs, a familiar purple-haired hitman slinked out from within Juno’s closet, putting back his collection of stolen panties as he made his way down to see what was happening. Melone was still living in Juno's closet, living off of any food she left in her room and occasionally sneaking out to raid the fridge. "Hm?" He looked over and saw Nekota spooning batter into the taiyaki pan, "The Gattino!" He rushed over to Nekota, "Baby baby baby baby baby baby--" ":3c nyu?" he picked up the little boy and hugged him close, nuzzling him. “Gattino! Oh how I’ve missed seeing your adorable face!!” "hewwo mewone :3!" "What are you making, Gattino?~" "taiyaki, you wan some? :3c" "Oh I would! Of course I'd take a treat from you, you adorable baby boy~" something about Nekota made the dad desires in Melone well up, he was a born nurturer, he needs to nurture.
 
 
He gently patted and played around with Nekota’s hair as he prepared some more taiyaki, hearing him purr and chirp. "Hhhooohhh he's so adorable!" He was absolutely enamoured by this adorable and tiny boy. "where did you come from, mewone? :3c" "Oh me? Ohhh Juno lets me live in her closet." That was half true, she kept forgetting he was there! “okie :3” Nekota nuzzled against the hitman’s chest, before forcing a fish cake into his mouth. “eet” "Mmhm?" It did taste good, "Mmm good job, didn't think a child your age could cook so well." "juno taught me! she wuvs me :D!" "Oh does she? Seems she makes a fine mother after all…" he knew she would be good impregnation material! "come on, we can watch tv and i can teww you about how i take the wint from the dryer's wint trap and make a big wint nest in my room cwoset!" "Oh that's adorable! …. I think."
 
 
Just as they were talking, Nekota’s… uncle… came down from the attic. And he wasn’t very nice towards humans he doesn’t recognize, and he’s not nice towards any human. "Nirvana, why do I smell human baked goods--" he saw 'Nirvana' with some odd, gangly, barely clothed stranger who was petting him and talking to him! "Who are you?! Get away from Nirvana!" "Hm? And you are?" Melone was internally screaming at how fucking HUGE this man was! And so buff too… "kars!! :3!!!" Nekota raised his arms up to the purple-haired Pillar Man, bouncing up and down in place. "Kars? That's his name, Gattino?" "mmhmm! he's my friend! i wuv him!" "Yes I know, Nirvana, now get away from that weird human." "nyuu? :3c" The little boy tilted his head curiously. “but he’s my friend, kars! <:3" "He's a human that isn't Juno, he shouldn't be your friend." "nyo! i wike him! can't we be friends <:3c" "I don't trust his energies, Nirvana." Kars picked Nekota up "nyuuu! >~<!!" "Let go of the Gattino, if he doesn't want to leave me he doesn't have to." Melone grabbed Nekota, this was gonna turn bad fast.
 
 
“Let go of the child.” The vampire growled, glaring at Melone. "No~" Melone smirked and stuck his tongue out as he sneakily pried Nekota out of Kars’ hands. “:o!” The blonde-haired assassin was playing with more than fire, he was stepping on rocks over lava. "You're quite handsome, Kars. I'm sure we could work this out and let the Gattino be, maybe I could… sample you~" "What are you saying, weird blonde man?" "Shhhh... I can say it in front of the child~" "Are all humans this horny?" Nekota grasped Kars’ loincloth, looking up at him. ":3c but mewone doesn't have horns." “It’s nothing a child like you should know about.” “:3c” Melone raised his eyebrows as he looked at Kars. "Well? Going to take my offer?~" "...Give me Nirvana back before I eat you." "no! no eat mewone!!" Nekota squirmed and hugged Melone "nyooo qwq" The little baby boy whined, nuzzling the skinny man. "Nirvana please. Come to Lord Kars." "<:3 ….nyo." "Nirvana!!" Kars didn't like being disobeyed, and Nekota was testing his patience. "Did he learn this from you, melon man?" "Maybe~"
 
 
Melone smirked as he looked at the increasingly pissed off being, “I think he likes me..~” "reawwy kars? do you wike him? :3c!" "Yes… I adore him…" Kars needed to kill this guy, "Perhaps I could take you on your offer, Melon." "Melone." "Same word." Kars rolled his eyes before grasping him by the arm. “Oh! Forceful!~ I like that.~” Melone smirked, "Gattino, I'll be back soon. Me and Kars are going to… Talk~" Nekota looked at him before nodding, that familiar cat’s smile on his face like always. “okie :3” little boy had no idea those two were gonna fuck, and Melone didn't know Kars was gonna eat him. The two of them walked upstairs, of course to Juno’s room because Melone was a prick. "Mmm what are you into? Me? I'm into a lot, bondage, sounding, breeding, vore--" "Vore, I eat humans." "Are you?~ Mmmm hot!" The purple-haired hitman was already showing signs of having a boner. “I enjoy it quite a lot, Mr. Kars.~” "I'm sure you will." Melone smiled at Kars, already undressing himself. He wanted that dick, that massive bulging cock, inside his ass. "Mmm I'd love to see what kind of genetics played into those massive… muscles." "I'd be happy to tell you~" Kars grabbed hold of him. Just from his gorilla grip alone, Melone could tell that he was just so warm. “I’m ready..~” "Good." Kars pressed Melone down on the bed, lifting up the loincloth around his waist and exposing his giant girthy cock. "Hhhoooohhh…" that was a big dick to say the least.
 
 
That dick made his look like NOTHING, it was also going inside of his asshole. "I-it's bigger than Risotto's… I didn't think that was possible!" "Quiet." Kars ripped off Melone's pants "Aaahh~!" Melone moaned as his clothes were animalistically torn off, "Don't bother being gentle~" He was just such a kinky motherfucker, a mild breath of fresh air from Juno’s incessant disapproval. Like “ohh no I’m trying to do my work, stop trying to eat my toes”. Kars pressed his cock against Melone's hole, pushing it in deep without any lube. "Aaahh!! Ahhhnn…~" Melone moaned loudly, Nekota looked up at the ceiling hearing the noise as he played on Josuke's Melee file. "oooo :Oc" He was curious as to what they were doing, but shook his head. He wasn’t the best when it came to his attention span. "eeheoehe mewtwo :3!"
 
 
Meanwhile, Melone's asshole was being sent into shock by Kars’ giant dick. "Mmmmm harder!!" He begged, his sky blue eyes rolling up as he was plowed into like a shovel to the ground. It just felt so good. He moaned and cried, Kars shoving his face into the pillow to shut him up, humans were so noisy during sex, what was there to yell about? It annoyed him. “Shut up.” “Mmmpphhh!!~ <3” Melone muffledly mumbled as his ass was beaten by Kars' cock. His dick was already spurting cum, lots of it actually, onto the bed sheets as he was plowed into, splashes of absolute pleasure going through his mind. Juno was gonna be pissed about the sheets but Melone was too thrashed to care, he was so focused on cumming his brains out. “Nnnmmmh…~” he felt a bucket load of cum spurt into his hole, making him jolt up and moan loudly. "Mmmhmm… you're goood~" Melone whimpered as his whole body shook and twitched. Why has Juno never told him, let alone introduced, him to such a wonderful being!? One that can, of course, squirt him dry. It felt like a crime to keep him away from such a… perfect being.
 
 
“Ahh.. ahhh… I love you so much..~” he panted as he tried to turn around onto his back, but he was held down by Kars’ hand. "Hmm?" "I'm done with you, I'm going to eat you." "Mmm.. you're direct~" Melone squirmed a bit "B-but you'll have to let me go first so I can--" "Shut up, I'm eating you." He could feel his grasp on his pale back like a cat’s claw, even when he was threatening the man with consumption, Melone found it erotic. He was kinky fucker like that. "Well? Eat me already~" Melone said, not entirely aware of what was going on. Kars rolled his eyes and pressed Melone close to his chest so he could absorb him. At first, he was confused, before feeling himself sink into his body like quicksand.. It was just so PLEASURABLE too. "Nmmmmm…~" Melone moaned as he was absorbed whole, his body was tingly all over "Ahhh…~ Keep going~" He had never felt this absolutely horny in his life, was this what it felt like to be devoured by a God? Well, it would until he faintly heard someone come through the door downstairs. It was kind of hard to tell from how loud Kars’ stomach was. "uncwe kars? mewone? <:3c" Nekota opened the door, "Dammit!" Kars spat Melone out and scrambled to get himself cleaned up, Melone slipping his clothes back on before Nekota came in. "Party pooper."
 
 
“mewone, why are you aww wet? :3c” “Oh, no reason.~” ":3c did you and kars tawk?" "Oh we did, about a lot.~ "reawwy? :Oc" "Let's get you some lunch~" Nekota’s eyes went wide as much as his mouth. “wunch pwease!! hungy!!” "You want to join us for lunch, Kars?~" Melone winked at Kars, "Hmph, I suppose human food will do for now." "yay! mewone and kars are friends now! :D" "Oh we're more than friends~" “eeee!! :3!!!” Nekota was such an adorable baby, you couldn’t help but fall in love with him. "Let's see, do you like sandwiches? What would you like to eat, Gattino?" "i wan a sammich :3c with ham and cheesy :3" Melone couldn’t help but grasp his chest, he was gonna get diabetes from how sweet Nekota was! "I'll have meat too, raw meat." Kars said, before looking away with a slight grin. "I'm sure Juno won't mind if I go through her fridge~" She would, but he didn’t give a shit.
 
 
He just loved seeing the reaction on her face.
 
 
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