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Vacay's Over 1/2 By TopmostZozzle -- Report

More fun facts about Connie!

-As a product of Ramona's magic, Connie too casts her magic from her own biomass, but the surgical removal of biomass and magic to create Kandice severely debilitated her efficiency.
-Because of this, she tends to burn through at least 40 hamburgers a day as she works in order not to starve to death. If she worked as hard as usual without food, she'd die within 3 hours.
-Her stomach capacity is surprisingly limited, but her metabolism is through the roof somehow.

In the rare periods between jobs where she has more than a week to herself, Connie is almost certain to bulk up, big-time, if only to give herself an edge when going back to work. At least, that's the excuse she uses for spending all that free time lounging on her huge ass buck naked and ordering takeout in smaller amounts than the usual. Unfortunately, uniforms are not provided by DIE, and she spends enough on food as it is, so Connie typically has to find a way to squeeze into her standard uniform. Sure, she'll waste away back to her normal scrawny self by the end of her first week, but that's only once she can get herself wrapped back up and squeeze into those scrubs. And she can't just magic all that blubber away without someone to receive her healing...

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Spider8Fiend

Posted by Spider8Fiend 4 years ago Report

Poor Connie, it’s not her fault that her hips is out to get her!