This is a collab between myself and  LordOfGee of Bernadetta von Varley from Fire Emblem Three Houses except she's about the size of one. He did the lines, and I did the coloring!

Okay but for real though grappler Bernie is absolutely busted with such a massive skill stat as hers. Having a 50% crit chance per hit on a typically 4-hit attack is nuts on its own, but the fact that her attack stat grows as much as it does is just as, if not more bonkers. This is my explanation as to why she's so fucking massive as shown here: constantly engaging in CQC works up an appetite real fast, and when a snack's just sitting there in front of you, why not just eat it right there?

Sure, the professor themselves recommended she start eating enemy troops, but surely they must realize that this strategy tends to come with the downside of immediate noticable physiological differences, as shown by the large stretch of flab beneath Bernie's swollen stomach and the clothes-bustingly humongous butt she now sported. One would wonder why she'd even bother even trying to fit into her old uniform, that is, if it weren't for the blatantly obvious romantic tension she and the professor shared.

You'd think the once-terrified hermit of the Black Eagles class would double down on shying away from the public eye with her bare belly still bloated with the semi-solid remains of a half-dozen soldiers, but it would seem that Bernadetta's grown in more ways than one. Once haunted by the terror inflicted by her self-perceived unlovability, Bernie now waddles down the halls of Garreg Mach with a renewed sense of self, all thanks to her beloved's guidance.

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