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What? What do you mean, “will Belinda eat the dog?” Of course not, she’s not some sort of savage!
… … because she saw the ‘lost dog, big reward’ flyers around town and will use the money to buy lunch, of course! Belinda may be a impulsive glutton who eats people, but she’s not an idiot! She could eat her weight in hamburgers with the reward funds, she won’t waste that on a quick snack. Besides, it gets awkward when pets bark or meow from inside Belinda’s belly, and a juicy burger dripping in ketchup, cheese, and mayonnaise is much more appealing!
Plus, the kid’s smiling face when Belinda will return the dog is just the best feeling ever!
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Posted by daeway 3 years ago Report
hmmmmm
me thinks she found the dog's owner before the dog
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 3 years ago Report
What, say it not so! Belinda knew she shouldn’t have snacked on that MILF two hours ago, her hips may have been plump as beachballs and jiggly like pudding, but she was a total Karen. Complained the whole damn time!
Now how will Belinda collect the reward money!?
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Posted by Aril_Lisidmuthir 3 years ago Report
Hmm... what's her stance on having a pet in the house? :D
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 3 years ago Report
Keep the fridge fully stocked at all times and Belinda won’t drool TOO much over the tasty morsel scampering at her feet…
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Posted by Aril_Lisidmuthir 3 years ago Report
So she doesn't sleepwalk and eat her pets for a midnight snack?
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 3 years ago Report
Well, I wouldn’t say THAT… Belinda cannot recall how many times she’s woken up with drool-covered feathers on her chest, and her roommate’s noisy parakeet has gone missing. Just another reason she sleeps on the streets so much.
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Posted by Gorgrath177 3 years ago Report
Maybe she can get a nice couch to sleep on for the night if the owner’s thankful :3
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 3 years ago Report
That would be a great gesture! And in the morning, they can have breakfast together. Belinda loves chicken & waffles!
… Assuming she doesn’t sleepwalk and eat the person in their bed.
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Posted by Gorgrath177 3 years ago Report
Well in that case she’d at least get a puppy out of it, a good night’s sleep AND still get paid :3
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 3 years ago Report
And yet, Belinda would be sad she didn’t get waffles…
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Posted by Newtonne 3 years ago Report
Poor pupper is going to find itself in a new... warm... home hehe
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 3 years ago Report
Absolutely no one has faith that Belinda has self-control. I wonder why?
... oh, right! There's the dozens of people she's eaten due to hunger urges. Nearly forgot about them!
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Posted by Wyvern14 3 years ago Report
I Volunteer as tribute! *Steps in to save dog.......and cause I love Belinda =w=*
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 3 years ago Report
It would be much easier to just escort Belinda to the pet owner's place to ensure she doesn't eat the dog, but who am I to tell you not to jump into her mouth? XD
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Posted by Wyvern14 3 years ago Report
Yeeeaahhhh....
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Posted by Spider8Fiend 3 years ago Report
But not as much fun ;)
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